Bella's Point Of View
Well, that was different... I thought calmly. Then I slowly got up, went to the door, walked to Edward's room, walked up to him, and screamed.
He looked up at me from the couch and said, "So, I'm guessing you realized she's a vampire."
Edward's Point Of View
"WHAT?! A vampire? You're crazy! I was just going to tell you that we have a very intelligent child. She can speak whole sentences! And she has great taste in men." Bella told me.
I looked at her in shock. "You can't honestly tell me you think she's normal!" I said.
"Well…" she began.
"Yes?" I prompted.
"She is a bit rude. She called me a cow." Bella said with a pout.
I rolled my eyes. "Bella, listen to me carefully. She—is—a—VAMPIRE."
"But she's a baby!" Bella protested.
"Babies can get bitten just like grown ups." I said.
"Heh heh… you said 'grown ups'…" she giggled.
I sighed. "Bella… focus, please?" I asked.
She frowned. "Fine! So… she's a vampire. I suppose I can believe that… I mean, she's so cute! No baby can be that cute! Unless they're a vampire! Oh, my goodness! Edward, guess what!" she yelled.
"Um… what?" I asked.
"You know that baby I found? Well, you'll never believe it, but she's a vampire!" she cried.
I rolled my eyes.
"I know, right? It's crazy!" she said.
"Bella, I just told you she's a vampire!" I yelled.
"Huh? Whatever, I'm gonna go check on my baby…" she said as she walked out of the room.
I decided we needed a family meeting.
Soon.