Wow, I'm updating this fast! Well thats mostly because I've already written... 4600 words... XD

I do not own Naruto

I didn't notice Itachi standing right behind me until he said, " Are you going to help her? " Before I could answer, though, the bell rang. " Bye guy's! Wish me luck with the old crone! " Enkou called as he walked towards the lower school. " B-bye Katami, bye I-itachi, please don't let Gaara h-hurt Konan too badly. " Hinata began to walk the other way, to her History class, followed by Tobi and Seiyuuki. Itachi and I walked towards Biology.

" Huh… I wonder if Konan ever got away from Gaara…" I said, thinking out loud. " I don't know, and I don't really care, she's your friend, not mine." With the Biology classroom in sight and no sign at all of our teacher I braced myself for what I like to call… ' The attack of the Fan girls', as soon as we entered the doorway I covered my ears in a futile attempt to block out the screams. And was just able to slip inside right before the first one got to Itachi. I looked around for a place to sit, there was three spots left. All of them in the middle row. I sat in the second one, and took out my I-pod. Scrolling through my songs, I picked a random one, to pass the time.

It starts with) One thing, I don't know why, It doesn't even matter how hard you try, Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time- All I know Time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away- It so unreal. Didn't look out below, Watch the time go right out the window, Trying to hold on, but didn't even know, Wasted it all just to- Watch you go. I kept every thing inside, and even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually, be a memory, of a time when- I tried so hard,

And got so far, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I had to fall, To lose it all, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. One thing, I don't know why, It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme, To remind myself how- I tried so hard. In spite of the way you were mocking me, Acting like I was part of your property. Remembering all the times you fought with me, I'm surprised it got so (far). Things aren't the way they were before, You wouldn't even recognize me anymore. Not that you knew me back then, But it all comes back to me- In the end. You kept every thing inside, and even though I tried, It all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually, be a memory, of a time when- I tried so hard, And got so far, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I had to fall, To lose it all, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I put my trust in you, Pushed as far as I can go. For all this, There's only one thing you should know. I put my trust in you,. I tried so hard, And got so far, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I had to fall, To lose it all, But in the end, It doesn't even matter…

After the song ended I noticed the teacher still wasn't there, I looked to the left and noticed Itachi had taken his seat, looking more pissed off than usual. " Why didn't you help me?!" I took out my ear phones, " Because, your fun to mess with. " He growled and I looked towards the front of the class. " Man… I hope all our teachers are late like this one… Or even better, they never show up!" And just as I finished our teacher, his face buried in an orange book, walked into the classroom. " Jinx." " Shut up…"

" Sorry I'm late, I just got lost on the r-" He said in a lazy voice, still not looking up from his book. " LIAR!" Someone sitting in the back screamed. Ignoring the comment he continued, " This year we will be learning about… well biology…" I saw Itachi roll his eyes. " Hopefully you'll find this interesting because if you don't then most likely you will flunk my class and go to summer school. So I strongly advise you all to pay close attention. " He said, looking at Itachi's fan girls. " We will start the year by learning about cells, and eventually work our way up to tissues, then organs, then organ systems and finally organisms. Somewhere near the end of the year we will be dissecting frogs, so I hope none of you are squeamish. I do know some schools offer virtual dissection… Well in this school that is not an option, so get used to it."

Itachi smirked, " … Well, well, a teacher with some backbone… " He continued, " You will address me as Kakashi, Kakashi-sensei or Mr. Hatake." He wrote them on the chalkboard. " Now, I want you to open your textbooks to page 17. You will find one under your desk. I want you to do the directed reading and then fill out the worksheet I will be handing o-"

He was interrupted by a knock on the door. " Excuse me for a second…. "

I knocked on the door and yawned sleepily, clutching the note in my hand. I listened to the Teacher for a few minutes, crap… He sounded tough. After he finished his speech I decided to knock again, a little louder. Finally the door opened to reveal a weird guy with white hair and a mask. I looked into the classroom and saw a bright orange book on his desk. This guys a perv! " Ah yes, you must be the new student. " He said practically dragging me into the classroom. " Uh yeah, " I said, handing him the note, and trying to get out of his grasp. " Okay, you can sit next to….. Katami." He said, finally letting go and pointing to a girl with long brown hair and weird orange yellow eyes. " Oookay…"

I didn't even notice when someone else entered the room. I was too busy trying to find a way to listen to my I-pod without anyone noticing. " Just face it, your gonna get caught either way. Just put it away and listen to it at lunch or something." Itachi whispered when he noticed me trying to hide the headphones in my hair. " Nu! I can't wait that long! That's two more whole periods! I'll die of music deprivation by then!" I shot back, trying to be as quiet as possible. " I don't think anyone has ever died of music deprivation." He said sarcastically, " Yeah well I might be the first!" He turned to the front of the classroom, " Opoud." I looked at him like he was crazy, " What the hell?!" " It's er… British." He said shrugging.

" Hey… Can you move your stuff? The perverted teacher told me to sit here." A guy, er a guy right…? Had just walked up to me, " Um okay, as long as you can keep your sanity." Itachi looked over at the guy, "Do you like opoud?" " Uuum yes…?" Itachi nodded, " Then you can live." When the guy gave me a weird look I whispered, " Some British thing."

I looked at the clock, three minutes… Come on…. The guy, whose name I found out was Deidara, was doodling on the back of his worksheet. I looked over his shoulder, he drew mostly birds, in the corner he had drawn a chibi Itachi with a little speech bubble that said, " Opoud or I keel you." In another corner there was a chibi of me with my I-pod floating over my head, with a bubble that said, "WTF?! NUUUU GIVE IT BACK!"

I snickered at the Itachi one, and the bell finally rang. I followed Itachi to English, while out of the corner of my eye I saw Deidara go towards the Gym. Poor poor guy, he doesn't know what torture he's about to experience…. " Hey Itachi, who did you get for a gym teacher anyways?" He took out his sheet that had all his teachers and classes on it, "Er…. I got… LEE?!" I took out mine, "I thought he was a student…" "Me too. Who did you get?" " Er… I got… The king of pedophiles.." Itachi looked at my paper, "Who? Orochimaru?" "N-no," I stuttered sounding like Hinata, "Gai."

Suddenly there was a blue and black streak, " WHO WHAT GUY?! IS THERE SOME GUY I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!" Konan shrieked in my ear, "Ow… Not a guy, Gai, I got Gai for my gym teacher. Oh and thanks for making me deaf by the way." Konan patted my shoulder, "Anytime, that's what friends are for, right?" She suddenly froze, "I-itachi… I didn't notice you here…" Itachi just looked at her strangely. "Do you like opoud?" Konan, who was in a fan girlish daze responded in a sleepy voice, "Sure I'd love some…" Itachi glared, "Your trying to take my opoud!" I snickered, " Yeah Itachi, she's with the FBI, they're all against you."

Finally we reached the classroom, I sat down next to Hinata, Konan sat behind me and Itachi sat in front of me, trying to get as far away from her as possible. " Welcome… To English!" I looked around, where was that voice coming from? Suddenly the lights started flickering, and Hinata shrieked. "But before you can begin to understand the English language arts…."