Okay, I just updated with these three chappies. So now, I wanna see how you like the fic. I know this one's a little short... And I'm sowy...

Deidara: Snickers

Whaaaaaatttt??

Deidara: Nothing... Go on..

Er the disclamer-

Deidara: CAN I DO IIITTTT??

Thats why your here isn't it...?

Deidara: Yep!

Uuugh... Fine.

Deidara: Red doesn't own us, and if she did-

Itachi: Deidara wouldn't be dead!

Deidara: Exactly I wouldn't be d- WAIT WHAT?!

Itachi: Nothing... Nothing...

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Itachi get up and walk towards the front of the room. "… You must first…. Understand your d-" At that point Itachi was right around where the voice was coming from. He reached up and pulled a thin wire that was attached to the ceiling.

I looked up, trying to figure out where the wire lead. Suddenly a crack that I hadn't seen before opened up to reveal a trap door, and down fell a guy with orange hair and a lot of pricings. " Ooofh…" He got up and glared at Itachi, " WHATS THE BIG IDEA RUINING MY PREFORMANCE?!" Itachi shrugged, " You didn't have any opoud, besides, you bore me." I got up, " Hey, where's the teacher?!" The guy brushed some dirt off the weird cloak thingie he was wearing and poofed up his chest, " I am Pein, the teacher! You will listen to me, and only me!" "Aren't you a little young to be a teacher?" I asked, " Aren't you a little young to die?" I walked over to him and pointed at him, " PEDOPHILE! RAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

Almost everyone but Itachi and Pein laughed, Itachi turned around and glared at Pein with red eyes. "You are weak…" He said, slowly advancing on Pein, who in turn whimpered. "…Why are you weak?" Out of the corner of my eye I saw Konan with a nosebleed. " Because you lack…." Pein looked like he was gonna…Er… Lets just say take freaking out to a whole new level. Itachi grabbed Pein by the neck and slammed him against the wall. "Opoud." The bell rang right then, Itachi dropped Pein like nothing ever happened and left.

I slowly walked to gym, Konan following me while trying to drag Hinata, who was still knocked out from Pein's… 'Performance' " So, what do we have?" I sighed, "Gym with the dynamic duo." Konan looked at me, "The Uchiha bros?" I shook my head, "You'll see." Hm.. Uchiha bro's… Super Uchiha bro's like Mario, only with cooler moves and stuff…

We looked around for a few minutes, trying to find an entrance. Finally we found a door, painted the same color as the wall of course. " Well, this is gonna suck." Konan looked at me, "Why? Did Orochimaru-" "NO! NOT THAT!" I yelled, waving my arms around, "Its just we have Gai as a teacher and-" "YOU THREE!" " Crap…" I tried to cover my face, " YOU ARE LATE BY THREE MINUTES! YOU MUST RUN THREE EXTRA LAPS TO PROVE YOUR YOUTHFULLNESS!" Said the teacher, or as I called him, the child molesting pedophile. " How did he ever become a teacher?!" Konan shrugged and dragged Hinata over to the water fountain.

"Uuuh, I don't think that's gonna work…" She glared at me, "Any other ideas then?" I shrugged, "One…" I coughed and pointed in a random direction, "LOOK THERE'S NARUTO NAKED!" Hinata's head shot up almost instantly." W-what?! Where?!" She turned red and glared at us. Konan snickered, "Man is everyone a perv in this school?" I shrugged, "Pretty much…. Hey, where's Itachi?" Hinata and Konan both shrugged, "I haven't seen him since he scared the crap out of Pein." Konan snickered, " That was funny…" " I-it was scary…" Hinata said quietly, no longer red.

We walked around the gym for a few minutes, trying to find Itachi, with no success. "I wonder if he's skipping class… " Konan shrugged, and Hinata looked away, in the direction of everyone else, particularly Naruto.

We kept walking, over to the basketball hoops, " U-um Katami?" I turned around, " What?" Hinata looked around, " I-I think you s-should duck." "Wh-"

If you've never had a basketball to the head before, then let me tell you, its not fun. Nothing like a high-speed ball of rubber to the forehead to wake you up… Yeah right.

" HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR EFFING GOING!" I rubbed my forehead and glared, " Watch where you throw things, idiot." Usually I don't pick fights with people, except with the bus driver… But I had a good reason for that… Evil Bus drivers…. And occasionally with Seiyuuki, but this guy was asking for it. " Bitch…" I heard the guy mutter, " Hey! Do you know who she is?!" Konan said, walking up to the guy, " No, and I don't give a shit." Konan glared for a minute and said in a superior voice, " This is Katami Yasha we're talking about. The girl who could break every bone in your body, are you sure you want to mess with her?"

"Konan what are you-" Konan motioned for me to shut up, "Katami obviously got hit pretty hard, or else you'd be in trouble… Buuuuut…." I blinked and rubbed my head, finally figuring out what Konan was trying to do. " When she gets over this little injury…" Konan shrugged. "Sucks to be you."

Hinata remained quiet, shaking her head. Konan stepped back to let it sink in. The guy just stared blankly. " Aaaaand?" Konan blinked, "Uh, Katami can beat the shit outta you." He shrugged, "Has she ever killed someone?" Everyone stared, "Y-you didn't s-swear…" Hinata mumbled. "I don't give a shit about the not swearing, bitch." Hinata glared venomously.

Konan blinked, "Uuuh…. We'll let you off with a warning, okay?" She grabbed Hinata and started walking away. "Wait," Konan turned around, " We need to find Itachi…" Hinata just glared at the guy. "I don't think this guy knows anything Katami. His heads just full of sawdust." Both me and Konan looked at Hinata, "Did she just say what I think she did…?" "Without stuttering?" I nodded. "Yeah." Hinata looked around, probably for Naruto. "It's the end of the world as we know it."

I turned to the guy, "Hey, have you seen Itachi?" He blinked, "Who the hell's Itachi?" Konan glared, "Uh… He's about thiiissss tall, says Opoud a lot?" Konan and Hinata both were glaring at the guy, " What the hell's an opoud?" I shrugged, "Its British." He glared, "Well I don't give a damn about British shit."

Konan walked over, "If I were you I'd apologize and run like hell." The guy just flipped her off. "You just insulted my opoud…" The guy turned around to see Itachi, with one hand behind his back. "What the he-" Itachi whipped out whatever he was hiding and slammed the guy in the forehead with it. "Respect the opoud!" Konan, and I stared for a second and started laughing, Hinata just smirked.

The guy blinked, "What the hell was that for?!" Itachi pointed to his forehead. "You gots opoud on your head."

He showed the guy what he hit him with, a stamp. Konan and Hinata started to walk away, "Effing British freak…" I flashed the peace sign and started to follow. "You stay away from my opoud." The guy got up, trying to rub the ink off his forehead.

"Where did you get the stamp anyways?" Itachi shrugged, "In the art room."