Metallic Hearts [FullMetal Alchemist Episode Thirty-Seven: The Flame Alchemist, The Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery Of Warehouse 13
Breda: "Roy Mustang Surveillance Log? What this about?" p
Havok: "Beats me. I was instructed by internal affairs to keep an eye on the Colonel." p
Fuery: "You've been spying on Mustang?" p
Havok: "Yeah, but this job is to big for one man, so if any of you want in on the action." p?
Saturday 09: 46 – With papers on his desk pending his approval with a dead line at noon, the Colonel decided to take a nap instead. p
10:26 – The Colonel tried to feed Riza Hawkeye's dog, the dog wasn't buying it. p
11:03 – The Colonel started obsessively cleaning his windows, those papers still untouched. p
11: 47 – The Colonel started furiously signing the papers saying he didn't have time for this. p
Afternoon – Mustang left to check a hot tip, picking up an envelop from the girl at the flower shop. The letter seemed to be instructions for a rendezvous because it contained two tickets to a play. p
That Night – The Colonel claimed to be going on a late night expedition, by the expression he was going on a date.' Havok sat under a tree the next day, a butterfly sitting on his forehead. p
Hawkeye: "Does anyone know what's eating Havok?" p
Mustang: "He probably got dumped again." p
Hawkeye: "It's hard to hold this job and a relationship." p
Mustang: "He should learn to handle his work and his women, I do. Wait, grief affects his performance which affects me. Hey, one of you find a girlfriend for Havok." p
Falmon: "Some mission. They didn't cover picking up women in basic training. If only Lita were here, then this would be easy. Where am I supposed to find a girl?" At that moment he crashed into Scieszka. "Scieszka, nice running into you. How have you been? Hold on, you're a girl. I'm looking for a girlfriend for Havok. Do you have any ideas?" p
Armstrong: "Look no further. I know the perfect person." Armstrong drove him to his estate. Havok freaked when he saw both of the parents. p
Havok: 'Well, look at it rationally Havok. If the Father is large horizontally and the mother is large vertically, then it would make since to produce a son like Armstrong. Which means the daughter looks like. . . No, some traits are more dominant, so if you cross A with B, the outcome may look like A more.' p
Mother: "Come Catherine, don't be bashful, you know that's not an attractive quality." p
Catherine: "Hi, it's nice to meet you, Lieutenant." Catherine was a beautiful young woman with long blond hair and beautiful green eyes. p
Havok: "You'd make me a happy man if you would allow me to take you out on a date." p
Catherine: "In my dreams, I always dreamed of meeting someone like you, except with a more muscular physique like my brother. I'm sorry; it's just that I like good-looking men. Maybe we should forget this ever happened." p
Armstrong: "I guess it wasn't meant to be." p
Hawkeye: "Something happen?" When she walked in the boys were gathered around the table. p
Mustang: "They claimed to see the fabled Warehouse 13." p
Hawkeye: "A Warehouse 13? I'm sure the records say we only have 12 warehouses here." p
Falmon: "They say the Thirteenth appears on the old execution grounds where thousands have been killed." p
Mustang: "Don't you think that since you were in a state of fear that you imagined these things? Nothing scares me; I'm a skilled Alchemist. We look at things rationally and there is nothing rational about ghost stories. What is this? A children's slumber party? You superstitial nitwits need someone to give you a reality check and it might as well be me. This is ridicules! Five grown men trying to sneak at a ghost." p
Breda: "This means a lot to us Colonel." p
Mustang: "Let's just get this over with so I can sleep." p
Fuery: "Oh, did I tell you that the lights don't work?" p
Mustang: "What the hell has the maintenance staff been doing?" Fuery freaked when he saw a shadow on the wall of a warehouse. "It's just a shadow you moron. How did I get such a pathetic staff? Come on, I'll prove to you there is no such thing as ghosts. This ladies, is the twelfth and final warehouse, and over there is a vacant lot. So where is your phantom 13th warehouse." p
Breda: "Wait, I think I know what you guys saw, look over there. Doesn't that B look like. . . a letter 13. I can see how you can make that mistake." p
Mustang: "I told you it was a figment of your imagination." p
Fuery: "But what about the ghosts?" p
Mustang: "They don't exist either." p
Fuery: "Good, then I can start taking my normal walk home." p
Mustang: "And we're all happy for you. Wait. . .this dirt has been recently dug up. Falmon. . ." p
Falmon: "Sir." Falmon dug through the dirt and stopped when he came upon a bone. p
Mustang: "If people were executed here, they wouldn't have been buried here, that means this would be more the work of a murderer. Our mission is to find out who our victim was, where he came from, and if we can how he died." Everyone stopped when Black Hayate walked onto the site and dropped his bone into the hole and covered it up. He stopped back up and sauntered back out. "Well, I can't exactly say I was expecting that." p
Hawkeye: "So, how was your night?" The phone rang. "Sir, the Tigers on the Prowl."