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Chapter Six: The Unnamed Chapter, also known as The Chapter Where I Couldn't Think Of A Name, also known as The Chapter With All The Dialogue, also known as Yet Another Stupid Chapter

"Doctor, what are you doing?""Unlocking this door with the sonic screwdriver, Rose."

"Sonic screwdriver? Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, ooo, this could be a little more sonic?"

"Me."

"What, no explanation?"

"I'm a little busy at the moment, so if you don't mind please shut it."

"I want you to know that I was very hurt by that comment."

"Too bad."

Meanwhile, Four and Five were still arguing away. "Actually, my boy, I am in fact four hundred years old, whereas you are a mere two months. A baby."

"But if the whole is the sum of the parts, my dear fellow, I, as our most recent regeneration, are at least seven centuries old."

"Hah! I'm older than the rest of you buggers put together! Obviously I am the senior one."

"I am acting President of Gallifrey, I'll have you know!"

"You are not, you arrogant whelp! Romana- er, Fred- is the President!"

"Why you persist in calling her by that idiotic nickname is beyond me. I am your future, and I tell you Romanadvora-whatsis is no longer President."

"Hah! You can't even remember her name?"

"Can you?"

"I call her Fred, what do you think?"

"That you're a childish moron."

"I like being childish, what's wrong with being childish?"

"Ugh, you're not supposed to say that! That's Three's line, you know that!"

"By the Gods, I hope he doesn't decide to turn up."

"Three's not the one I'm worried about, my good chap. Think of our second regeneration."

They shuddered in unison.

Meanwhile, Tegan and Nyssa were boldly/cautiously proceeding, each to her own.

"Tegan?"

"Yes?"

"What are we going to do when we get to wherever the Ninth Doctor is?"

"Umm... shoot everything?"

"Do you even know how to use that gun?"

"Of course I do!"

They proceeded in silence for a while. Then,

"Tegan?"

"Yes?"

"How do we know where the Doctor is?"

"Just trust me."

"That's going to be hard."

"Oh shut up."

"I knew I should have stayed in the TARDIS."

"Oh come on! You always stay in the TARDIS!"

"I haven't died yet, have I?"

"No one's died yet, except for the Doctor, and that's just 'cause he's stupid and way too heroic."

"You can say that again."

Meanwhile, the Sith Lords were fiendishly formulating a suitably fiendish plan.

"I want to torture somebody."

"Oh all right, Vader. If you must. But really, we've got to plan this carefully. I've got a reputation to preserve, you know."

"Mwah ha ha snort snort."

"Vader?"

"Yes, Master?"

"Stop laughing like that. It's really getting on my nerves."

"Aww, Master..."

"My word is final, Vader. Now shut up. Oh, but before you do, answer a question."

"What, Master?"

"How come you've got more rabid fangirls than me?"

"I guess I'm just hotter than you, Master."

"I don't understand it. I mean, it's not like you're handsomer than me or something."

"Girls go for a guy in a mask, Master."

"What, really?"

"Yes, Master. So I have been given to understand."

"Indeed."

"Yes, Master."

"Now shut up, Vader."

"Y- sorry, Master."

Meanwhile, the Enterprise had entered 'warp' speed.

"I'm glad we're well out of that mess, Riker."

"Indeed, Captain."

"Where to next?"

"Alpha Centauri, Captain?"

"My God, no. The restaurants are absolutely disgusting there. No sense of fine cuisine at all."

"Yes, Captain. Betelgeuse, then?"

"Make it so, Riker."

"Indeed, Captain."

Meanwhile, on a fast approaching menacing fleet:

"Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!"

"Exterminate! Exterminate! ...Man, these lines suck."

"Tell me about it... Exterminate!"