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Chapter Five: Two Eds Of A Feather, Stick Together

Eddy backed away slowly from Ed, who approached Eddy menacingly. "Please Ed! Stop fighting! I'm your friend! Why would you want to hurt me?" Eddy said.

Ed stopped in his tracks as if thinking about what Eddy said. Ed looks like he's thinking... well that's an accomplishment thought Eddy. "Bu-But, Lothar must protect baby sister..." Ed said as he stood there.

"Ed, Sarah's not being attacked by me, she attacked me first!" Eddy said, trying to get it through Ed's thick skull that he was his friend.

"He's lying, Ed! Kill him now!" Sarah screamed, enraged by Eddy fiddling with Ed's mind.

"I'm not lying, Ed, have I ever lied to you?" Eddy said with a pleading look in his eyes.

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... Yes." Ed said, a goofy smile spreading across his face.

"Uh, well maybe that was a bad example..." Eddy said." But I've always been there for you, haven't... wait that's a bad example too..."

"See Ed? He was never a true friend to you! You can trust me!" Sarah said, feeling as if she had triumphed.

"Ed, you shouldn't trust her! When has she ever told you the truth?" Eddy said.

"Uh... Um... Yeah... Gravy... But... ", Ed said, trying to comprehend what they were trying to tell him.

"Will you choose that buffoon, Ed, or will you choose your sweet little sister, hmmm?" Sarah said.

Eddy could see the confusion in Ed's eyes. Either he can't choose because I'm his friend and she's his sister, or he's still just stupid... Eddy thought, fearful that Ed would choose to listen to Sarah.

"Ed..." Eddy began," I may have sometimes lied to you in the past, and I know I wasn't always there for you... but we had fun together, right?"

"Fun... together?" Ed said. Suddenly memories of all the fun and unforgettable times Ed had with Edd and Eddy flooded back into his mind and a huge grin spread over his face.

"EDDYYYY!" Ed yelled as he ran toward Eddy and pulled him into a bear hug.

"I knew you'd come around, monobrow." Eddy said as Ed stopped hugging him.

Sarah growled, and yelled," FINE, IF YOU WON'T KILL 'IM, I WILL!" She then hit Ed over the head, knocking him out cold. She then turned toward Eddy and readied herself for attack.

"You will look nice as a decoration for my fireplace..." Sarah said as a vicious grin spread over her battle-worn face.

"Come get some, you brat." Eddy said, striking a heroic pose that he saw a guy on TV do once.

"How pathetic..." Sarah spat, as she charged toward Eddy. Eddy lifted his daggers up, parrying her first strike. He then kicked her in the stomach, causing her to fall backwards in pain. He then ran towards her while she was still on the ground, getting ready to stab her. Suddenly she swung her battle axe and hit his feet, causing him to also fall over. He then fell to the ground, his daggers flying away into the fray, being trampled on by the barbarians and defenders while they battled. His legs were sore from the blow of the axe, so he was unable to stand. Sarah giggled evilly as she walked toward Eddy.

"So much for convincing Ed to help, because he wasn't of much help, now was he?" Sarah said as she raised her axe above her head, and brought it down full force into Eddy's shoulder.

"AAAAAUGGGGGHHH!!!" Eddy screamed as the axe hit him. She then pulled the axe out, and brought it over her head again.

"Oops... looks like I missed your head. Oh well... I won't miss this time..." Sarah said, as she prepared to hit him again. Suddenly a club bashed her over the head, and she fell next to Eddy.

"Owwww... who hit me? What hit me?" Sarah said, groggy from the blow to her head. Ed then stepped into her view. Sarah seethed with anger, and picked up her axe.

"So this is how you repay me, Ed? Even after I made you second in command and gave you unlimited access to gravy? You're pitiful, you know that? Giving up all that power just to save one little friend? Especially a friend like Eddy, who never was there for you when you were in trouble." Sarah said.

"But he's my friend , Sarah, and friends stick together like thirty-day old gum and a sidewalk.", Ed said proudly.

"So be it..." Sarah said, raising her axe. "So what are you waiting for Ed? Come and fight me."

"But..." Ed said.

"Awww, so you're too afraid to fight your baby sister, huh? Then this will be easier than I expected." Sarah said as she charged toward Ed. Ed blocked her attack, and then started to run.

"COME BACK HERE YOU BIG BABY!" Sarah screamed as she ran after him. Ed pushed defenders and barbarians out of his way as he tried to escape Sarah. Suddenly, Sarah leapt and landed on Ed's shoulders.

"AHHHH!" Ed screamed, as she beat him over the head with the hilt of her axe. Ed then ran into a large boulder, and Sarah fell off Ed's shoulders as he toppled over.

"I see pretty stars..." Ed said goofily, as Sarah got up and grabbed her axe.

"Nighty Night, Ed..." Sarah said as she walked over to him. A blow to the back of her head stopped her, however, and she fell to the ground. She looked up to see her attacker.

"Eddy..." Sarah hissed. Eddy stood there, grasping his shoulder in one hand, and in the other was a barbarian's club.

"It's over you brat..." Eddy said as he raised the club. Sarah clenched her teeth and squeezed her eyes shut in preparation for the pain she was about to feel. Eddy was about to bring the club down on her when he noticed a strange belt on her waist. It was completely metallic, except for a dark stone in the middle. Eddy was shocked when he saw what was in the stone, the same purple mist that came out of the box. Eddy suddenly realized why Sarah had attacked the village, and why she was acting like more of a brat than usual. Eddy brought the club down on the stone, instead of Sarah's head, and it shattered. The mist flew out of the belt, and dissolved before Eddy's eyes. Sarah opened her eyes, and let out an earsplitting scream.

"AH, MY EARS!" Eddy screamed as he clenched his hands over his ears. Sarah screamed so loud, that all the barbarians and defenders that had been previously fighting, now clenched their ears in pain. Suddenly, Sarah stopped, and fainted.

Eddy walked over to Ed's knocked out body, and raised his club, ready to smash Ed's belt. Eddy was shocked to see that he had no belt. "But I don't understand..." Eddy said. Suddenly Eddy felt woozy, and he realized that his shoulder wound was still bleeding. The world started spinning around him, and the ground came rushing up to meet him.

I know this chapter was short, but oh well... at least there was a lot of fighting. Read and Review, Please!