HeartlssAngel48: Yo I'm back thank you all of you reviewers for being patient sorry it took so long but you know with school, friends, sports-
Naruto: You know you're a terrible liar
HeartlessAngel48: Hey Naruto you see that shotgun hanging on the wall (points to a 12 gauge on a mantel)
Naruto: (Nods his head)
HeartlessAngel48: Do you want to know what I use that shotgun for?
Naruto: (shakes his head rapidly)
HeartlessAngel48: Good, now shut up, as I was saying sorry for not updating sooner and I will update the next chapter quicker, and for a warning there is no difference in this chapter between this and the alternate version chapter, but there will be a difference next chapter, also GIGACHIKEN sorry but I can't give you this story because this story is hopefully starting to get good, but that's for the readers to decide, however if you want to write a story like this go ahead just tell me when it's posted, I would really love to read it
Naruto: Kiss ass
HeartlessAngel48: THAT'S IT! (walks over and grabs the shotgun off the mantel and cocks it) run fishcake
Naruto: (Takes off running)
HeatlessAngel48: Hinata take care of this for me
Hinata: O-Ok um well HeartlessAngel48 d-does not own Naruto or Bleach I-I hope you e-enjoy the chapter
Naruto: (his voice in the background) HEY YOU ALMOST HIT ME! (shotgun cocks again)
HeartlessAngel48: (voice in the background) WELL THEN KEEP RUNNING!
Yeah-normal
Yeah-Kyuubi
Yeah-thoughts/flashbacks
Chapter 3: Meet the Relatives
Naruto, Hinata, and Minato were walking down the streets of Soul Society, as they walked Naruto and Hinata noticed that everyone was looking at them, but they weren't giving them glares like what people did with Naruto, no they were giving them looks of fascination, and some "other" looks. As they walked by the three could here people whispering amongst themselves and some were bowing.
"Why is everyone looking at us?" Naruto asked looking around
"Well you see" Minato began "shinigamis are highly respected in Soul Society, and it is rare that shinigami are seen outside the Sereitei"
"Sereitei?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow
"Yes, Sereitei or court of pure souls is where shinigami live, they don't leave there unless for a mission in the real world or business in here" Minato responded
"Wow, this really is a big place" Naruto said looking around
"Yes, but this is only one of Soul Society's districts" Minato responded but spoke again as he saw Naruto open his mouth "and before you ask Soul Society is formed of 80 districts, the 1st district which is where we are is the richest districts for noble clans and rich people, all the way to the 80th district which is the slum of Soul Society"
"Ok I get that but why are people looking at us like that" Naruto asked as he saw a pair of teenage girls look at him with blushes on their faces giggling
"Well, maybe it has something to do with what you're wearing" Minato said, and he was right Naruto's and Hinata's regular clothes were gone and replaced with white robes. The robes they were wearing was very revealing, on Naruto the top was almost completely open revealing his well toned chest and six-pack abs. Hinata's robe like Naruto's was open on the top thought not as much as Naruto's it still showed a bit more cleavege then needed. With these outfits they got plenty of looks from other men and women. All the men were looking at Hinata with perverted grins as she blushed and turned away, however Naruto sent the men a death glare that sent all the men running with a trail of piss behind them.
Perverts staring at Hinata-chan like that I mean really is she that OH MY GOD Naruto thought as he looked at her and was immediately staring, her robe fit her so that it showed her curves perfectly, and it showed her chest size which put Sakura's to shame. After about a minute of staring Hinata looked at Naruto and noticed he was staring at her, earning a blush from the poor Hyuuga. However, even though she was embarrassed, Hinata felt like teasing Naruto at the moment
"Naruto-kun what are you staring at?" Hinata asked as innocently as possible
As a reaction to the question Naruto's face went extremely red and turned away from her hoping to hide his blush "Uh…nothing" Naruto tried to lie, it was however horrible oh man I hope she bought it, not likely though and-wait Hinata didn't stutter when she asked me that question Naruto thought as he figured out away to get her back
"Wow, Hinata-chan, you know you didn't stutter at all when you just talked to me" Naruto began earning another blush from Hinata "I guess having me stare at you gives you a confidence boost huh?" Naruto finished causing Hinata's face to turn beet red making Naruto burst out laughing and Hinata to pout in embarrassment
"That was mean Naruto-kun!" Hinata yelled back
"Hey! There it was again you didn't stutter way to go Hinata!" Naruto responded
At this point Hinata just decided to stay quiet since she knew she wasn't going to win this argument
Well it looks like I was right when I said she'd make a good wife Minato thought as he saw Naruto and Hinata now completely silent
"Ah, we're almost there" Minato said as they saw the buildings a hundred yards ahead of them
"Alright well let's go!" Naruto screamed as he ran towords the buildings only to be held by the collar by Minato
"Hey what the hell are you doing!?" Naruto screamed again as a giant wall fell down right in front of them scaring the crap out of Naruto and Hinata
"That's why" Minato said calmly as he let go of Naruto's collar
"Thanks, but how do we get past the gate" right after Naruto said that a giant explosion happened right in front of them. As soon as Naruto and Hinata could see through the smoke they saw a man who was easily over 15 feet tall, he also had a long black ponytail reaching to his mid back, and was holding an axe type weapon.
"Halt!" the giant screamed, "who goes there"
Oh dammit how are we going to get past this thing Naruto and Hinata thought simultaneously (holy crap I used a big word correctly in a sentence YES!)
"Jidanbo, relax it's only me and two others" Minato replied causing the Jidanbo to look down at them
"O-Oh Namikaze-taicho I didn't see you at first," Jidanbo said looking surprised "n-not that it's a problem but why didn't you just teleport yourself inside the Sereitei, i-if you don't mind me asking?"
"Not at all" Minato replied with a slight chuckle "I just decided to take my son and his girlfriend out on a tour of Soul Society first" after that little statement Naruto's and Hinata's face went beet red again
"Oh I see and what would be there names?" Jidanbo asked slyly
"This is Hinata" Minato said pointing to Hinata "and this is Naruto" Minato said again but pointing to Naruto
"I see well I guess you want me to open this gate huh?" Jidanbo said while pointing to the gate
"Yes, if that wouldn't be a problem" Minato replied
"No, not at all, infact it's probably still loose from when Ichigo-san forced me to open it" Jidanbo mused as he slid his hands under and began to lift the 100 ft. door up above his head "there you go" Jidanbo said
"Thank you Jidanbo" Minato said as the three began to walk past Jidanbo into Sereitei
After an hour of walking the trio arrived at a building with huge double doors
"Where are we?" Naruto asked
"This is the captain's meeting rooms" Minato said
"What do you mean-" was all Naruto could say before Minato spoke again
"You make me explain one more thing I swear to God I'll- forget it let's just go" Minato said as he opened the doors to reveal an empty room except an old looking man standing on the other end, as soon as the man saw them he gave them a warm smile
"Well Minato I see your little mission was a success" the old man said as the three walked towards him, as they got a couple feet away from him Minato immediately bowed. Naruto and Hinata were confused at first but immediately followed Minato's actions, well Hinata did Naruto just stood there studying the old man
"Yes Yamamoto-sama the mission was successful" Minato said still bowing
"So I see, I'm guessing that this is the famous Naruto I've heard so much about" Yamamoto said while looking at Naruto "greetings Naruto-kun my name is Yamamoto-Genryūsai Shigekuni captain of Squad 1 and the general commander but you can just call me Yamamoto"
"Eh…thanks oji-san but how have you heard of me?" Naruto asked Yamamoto's and Minato's eye twitched at the name Naruto gave Yamamoto, and Minato quickly put Naruto in a headlock
"Forgive my son Yamamoto-sama I will make sure to punish him accordingly" Minato said with struggling Naruto in his arms but was stopped when Minato whacked him in the head
"It's alright Minato-kun after all he's not the only one who calls me old man around here" Yamamoto replied
"But Yamamoto-sama that's only because Kyoraku-taicho and Ukitake-taicho are your students and have known you a lot longer than my idiot son has" Minato said and Naruto started struggling at being called an idiot only to be stopped by Minato hitting him on the head again
"Minato-kun I'm only going to tell you this once, release the boy" Yamamoto said with a deadly tone
"Yes sir" Minato replied in a defeated tone as he released Naruto from his headlock
"Oh and Minato-kun you forgot about Ichigo-san" Yamamoto said in a sly tone
"Jeez! You freakin asshole I thought I you were going to choke me to death!" Naruto screamed as he started massaging his neck
"Alright now as I was saying I've heard a lot about you Naruto-kun" Yamamoto said deciding to step in before a fight could break out and of course Naruto being the idiot he was it actually worked and he forgot all about the fight
"Um…how have you heard about me again Yama-jiji?" Naruto asked
"Naruto-kun your father has told me all about you and how much of a sacrifice you made for your homeland" Yamamoto explained
"So you know I contained the Kyuubi" Naruto said with a worried tone
"Yes, however, only I and a very select group of people know" Yamamoto responded
"I see…and you see me as the demon's reincarnation right?" Naruto asked with a defeated tone
"ABSOLUTLY NOT!" Yamamoto yelled in response "what would give you that idea"
Naruto was going to respond but Minato spoke before he could "all will be explained in time Yamamoto-sama"
"Very well then, oh that reminds me I haven't sent out a hell butterfly yet" Yamamoto said as he extended his finger and a black butterfly landed on it. After a few seconds the butterfly flew off of Yamamoto's finger and into the air.
(Squad 9 barracks)
A shinigami with red hair reaching to her mid back was sitting in the Squad 9 barracks meditating trying to keep her mind of her blonde haired husband
I wonder when Minato-kun will be back she thought to herself first he tells me he is going to the world of the living, and doesn't tell me at all where in the living world he is going, then he leaves me here all by myself for so long I swear if he comes back injured…I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM (isn't she caring)
After said woman thought that a hell butterfly landed on her finger, and after a second it flew off the woman stood up
I wonder why they need me in the captain's meeting room for the shinigami said as she shunpoed to the captain's meeting room
(In front of the captain's meeting room)
The shinigami appeared in front of the large double door, and looked around to see two shinigamis approaching her. One shingami had long silver hair that went to the middle of his back, he also had a white haori on with the kanji for "thirteen" on it. The other shinigami had long dark hair with a blue tint and pale lavender eyes, and was wearing the traditional shinigami robes with a vice-captain badge on her left shoulder.
"Hello Ukitake-taicho, Hinoiri-san" the shinigami said with a bow earning a smile from both Ukitake and Hinoiri
"Hello Namikaze-fukitaicho" (spelling?) Ukitake said as he walked in the captain's meeting room
"Hey there Hinoiri how's it hanging" the shinigami vice-captain said with a toothy grin that looked very much like our favorite blond hero
"Hello Namikaze-fukitaicho" Hinoiri responded
"Come on Hinoiri, how many times have I told you to call me Kushina" Kushina whined (ok seriously if you are seriously shocked by this do the world a big favor and kill yourself)
"H-Hai Kushina-sama" Hinoiri replyed
Well, at least she's not calling me Namikaze anymore Kushina thought to herself as she went into the captain's meeting room with Hinoiri
Minato watched his wife and mother of Naruto walk in the door with Hinoiri and immediately he slapped himself on the head dammit Minato thought to himself that's were I recognized Hinata, wow I feel as stupid as Naruto
When Kushina and Hinoiri walked into the room Kushina scanned the room and saw that all of the vice-captains were there but her eyes locked onto a person that looked exactly like Minato standing next to the real thing, the only difference was that Minato's hair was a bit longer, and he didn't have whisker marks on his cheeks. Hinoiri quickly noticed that all captains and vice-captains were here but she noticed a girl standing next to Minato who looked exactly like her.
When they looked at the two children the same thought passed through their minds please God no
Minato noticed Kushina and Hinoiri staring at Hinata and Naruto and quickly went over to them
"Ohayo Kushina-chan, Hanashi-san" Minato said trying to get the two's attention, eventually the two turned to face him and they both had tears in their eyes
"Minato, please don't tell me that's who I think it is" Kushina asked in a pleading voice
Minato let out a huge sigh "come on Kushina-chan" Minato said as he grabbed Kushina's hand and led her to Naruto
Kushina numbly walked with Minato over to the Minato-look-a-like while she was fighting back her tears. After what seemed like forever they finally stopped and Kushina got a closer look at the boy who was eyeing her curiously.
"Hey, tou-san who's this?" Naruto asked pointing to Kushina
"Naruto" Minato began "I would like you to meet Uzumaki-Namikaze Kushina…your mother" Minato then turned to Kushina "Kushina-chan this is Naruto our son" Minato stated as the two just looked at each other for what seemed like forever
"K-Kaa-san" Naruto stuttered
"Naru-chan" Kushina said with tears flowing down her cheeks until she began to cry openly, she cried for a minute until Naruto put a hand on her shoulder
"What's wrong kaa-san?" Naruto asked with concern in his voice only to be pulled into a crushing embrace in response. At first Naruto was tense about being hugged so fast but he eased into it after a few seconds.
Everyone watched as Kushina cried into Naruto's hair while rocking back and forth mumbling some incoherent words, well…almost everybody. Hinoiri was staring at Hinata the whole time, during the whole Kuhina-Naruto incident she was slowly making her way over to Hinata.
Hinata was watching Naruto and his mother with a heavy heart, sure she was glad Naruto got to finally meet his mom, but she just couldn't help but feel jealous of Naruto
You're lucky Naruto, you finally get to be with your family, while I still don't even know if my mother is here, maybe I'll ask Namikaze-sama about it Hinata thought to herself I mean how many places can she-
"Hina-chan" a mysteriously soft voice snapping Hinata out of her thoughts
Hinata quickly turned her head to see a figure that looked almost exactly like her. The woman had dark hair with a blue tint, pale eyes, and had noticeable sized "assets." Now, Hinata was not like Naruto, she had seen her mother before and has faint memories of her when she was 4 years old, pregnant with her little sister Hanabi
Minato turned his head to see Hinata and Hinoiri staring at each other and walked over there
"So Hinata-san I guess you know who this is?" Minato asked Hinata, getting a nod in response
Hinoiri then hugged Hinata (man there's a lot of hugging isn't there) as they both cried. This went on for about a few minutes until Yamamoto (and me) got tired of the love fest and decided to get the meeting under way.
"Ahem" Yamamoto cleared his throat to get everyone's attention "if all of you don't mind I would really like TO START THIS GODDAMN MEATING!" Yamamoto yelled with authority causing everyone to get in their respective positions, much to Hinoiri's and Kushina's dismay
"Now the reason I've called you here is because I'd like to introduce you all to Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and…Hyuuga Hinata was it" Yamamoto said as whispers began to course through the room
"Hai Yamamoto-sama" Hinata replied bowing her head
"Hinata-san there is no need for formalities here" Yamamoto said in a kind voice, earning a nod from the shy Hyuuga
"Now as I was saying this is Naruto-kun the container of the Kyuubi from Minato's homeland and his girlfriend Hinata" Yamamoto said in an innocent voice as Naruto and Hinata blushed a deep red
"HINATA'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" Naruto yelled in response, while Hinata felt a pang in her heart at a Naruto's words, but quickly brushed it off knowing she would confess her feelings to him…someday
"All right all right dang learn to take a freakin would ya" Yamamoto said as Naruto started to calm down
"As I was saying Naruto-kun here is the container of the nine-tailed demon the kyuubi from Minato's homeland" Yamamoto said now completely serious "now Naruto and Hinata what I want to ask you is this, do you wish to become shinigamis like your parents?" Yamamoto asked
"HAI!" was the response from both of them
"Good now your parents will take you on a tour of Sereitei, but before that I would like you to meet all of the captains and vice-captains of the Gotei 13 (is that how it's spelled) which you two will be joining after you graduate the academy" Yamamoto explained to Naruto and Hinata
Naruto decided to respond "well I guess that's coo- wait, we have to an academy?"
"The Shinigami Academy of course you have to be taught how to be a shinigami before you can become one" Yamamoto said with his infinite wisdom (all knowing sack of…)
"DAMMIT, I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER ACADEMY!" Naruto yelled making the whole room shake
"I'm afraid so" was Yamamoto's only response
"Oh goddamit" Naruto muttered so no one would hear
"Well now that that's out of the way your parents will introduce you to the captains and vice-captains of the Gotei 13, and Naruto on a side note they are the only ones in the whole Soul Society that know you contain the Kyuubi" Yamamoto said earning a nod from Naruto
"I believe I should be the first one to officially meet the boy" an emotionless voice stated
Naruto turned around and looked at the man and saw he dark hair that reached to the bottom of his neck, three hairpieces, and he had a very cold look on his face
"How come you think you think you should be the first one to meet Naruto nii-sama?" a petite girl with equally dark hair asked
"Well since I just happen to be the boy's grandfather Rukia, I think that I should be the first to officially meet him" the man replied as the girl known as Rukia along with everyone else in the room excluding Unohana and Yamamoto gasped in shock
HeartlessAngel48: HA! What do you think of that Naruto's a freakin Kuchki, well what do you think people, I hope your not disappointed in this chapter, but if you are believe me it will get better…I hope
Naruto: You (pant) bastard you a-almost (pant) killed me
HeartlessAngel48: Well then next time don't piss me off, so anyway thank you all again for being so patient and I'll put the next chapter up as quickly as I can
Naruto: Is that it
Hinata: I-I think so N-Naruto-kun
HeartlessAngel48: Yeah, we covered everything before
Naruto: Oh
HeartlessAngel48: Yeah…well see you later everybody