Sorry I'm late on this chapter, not as long this time around.

Chapter 4: The Fresh Prince of Golbez

Cecil Rydia, Rosa, Yang, and Edward all arrive at Fabul, ready for the war at hand.

King: So you guys are saying that there will be a attack coming to take the crystal.

Cecil: Yep, that's the thing.

Edward: They will be big strong men.

King: Edward, now I do believe you guys, no one would bring Edward with them, will you help in battle.

Yang: They will, I said so.

Cecil: Yeah, whatever, Rydia watch Rosa, make sure she don't hit on the monks.

Rydia: Have more respect for her will ya.

Rosa: (Talking to monk) You're a strong man aren't you.

Rydia: sigh

Battle time

Yang: HERE THEY COME, LETS KILL EM.

Cecil: Calm down Yang, geez.

Yang rips the neck off the two monster. Cannonballs are hitting the kingdom.

Yang: I WILL DEFEAT THEM WIKTH AN IRON KNIFE.

Yang goes to fight, but Cecil grabs him and brings him inside.

Cecil: We will be safe now.

One of Yang's soldiers unlock the door.

Edward: OH MY GOD, HE'S A MONSTER.

Cecil: You think. Dumbass.

Cecil and Yang (Edward was hiding) defeat the disguised monster and monster coming through.
Cecil: I think we should go into the crystal room.



Yang: No, lets make these soldiers suffer.

Cecil: Lets fall back.

Cecil Yang and Edward run to the crystal room, Edward falls.

Edward: CECIL, KAIN, HELP ME!

Cecil: Edward fell, keep going.

Cecil and Yang go into the crystal room, hearing Edward's cries for help.

Cecil: Heh heh heh, lets just hide here.

Yang: Here we will be safe, I hate being safe.

Cecil: Wow, someone more violent than me.

Someone walks through the door, and it's a familiar face.

Cecil: KAIN, shit.

Kain: Hello Cecil, how have you been.

Cecil: Better until you came, anyway, help us fight.

Kain: Okay, how about 2 on 1.

Cecil: I'm not talking about sex with Rosa, I'm talking about fighting Baron.

Kain: You don't get it, Cecil, remember when Will betrayed Carlton's trust by going out with Paula.

Cecil: Yeah, so.

Kain: I am Legend then.

Cecil: What? Hey wait a mi…

Kain beats up Cecil badly.

Kain: Say goodbye Carlton.

Rosa and Rydia come to the room.

Rosa: Kain, what the hell? Why are you killing sexy man.

Kain: (Dog noise) Rawr.



Rosa: Kain, you are still inside there, unlock yourself like you unlocked your private to me.

?: Muahahahahahahahaha.

Rydia: Who the hell is that?

Golbez: IT IS I, GOLBEZ. I am the powerful tyrant running Baron.

Rosa: Damn he's fine.

Yang: Dawg, I'll run over you like a Bulldog Bitch. BARK BARK BARK!
Yang charges at Golbez, Golbez shoots thunder at him.

Yang: Yang don't go down that easy.

Yang faints.

Golbez: Kain, take the crystal.

Kain: Sure thing G.

Golbez: I'm not Geoffrey. Hey, what are you doing.

Rosa: I'm Rosa. Like John Cena says, you want some come get some.

Rosa starts taking off her shirt.

Golbez: Oooh, sex. I'll take her too.

Kain: C, I'll see you later.

Golbez, Kain and Slu- I mean Rosa leave.

Rydia: CURE!

Yang and Cecil are cured.

Yang: Thanks Rydia. We owe you won.

Cecil: Kain has betrayed me. We must get back naked girl.

Rydia: You mean Rosa?

Cecil: I guess. Hey where's Edward.

Rydia: I don't know, I didn't see him in the other room. Maybe he's dead.



Cecil: Oh well. Lets rest fo tomorrow is a big day.

Yang: Yang don't sleep.

Cecil: Shut up.

The Next Morning at the dock.

Yang's wife: Yang, don't come back soon, I can finally have some peace and quiet.

Yang: Yeah, whatever.

Cecil: See ya Yang's wife.

Yang's wife: See ya.

Rydia: Its amazing her name is actually Yang's wife.

Yang: Bitch.

The boat starts sailing until it is stopped.

Captain: Oh no, Its Leviathan. I should have took another way.

Cecil: WHAT? Theres another way.

Rydia falls off the boat.

Yang: Oh no, bitch overboard.

Yang jumps off the boat in an attempt to save Rydia.

Cecil: Okay, I got a plan. We c-

Boat gets sucked into warp pool.

Cecil is washed ashore.

Cecil: Uh, my head. Its amazing I have survived all these close calls.

Cecil gets up, and realized Yang and Rydia are missing.

Cecil: Man, hope they are okay.

Cecil gets up and starts walking to a nearby town.

Cecil: Mysydia? Home of the Mages. Crap.



Cecil walks in and is berated by curse words.

Cecil: Yeah, fuck you too. Yeah, I killed them. Whatever. Yes, I shat on that Black Mage. Yeah, his name was Earl.

Cecil walks in to the castle.

Elder: State your name.

Cecil: I am Cecil, captain of the Redwings.

Elder: Whatever. Are you here to become a Paladin.

Cecil: No, I need to get to Baron.

Elder: Well you must first become a Paladin.

Cecil: Fine. What do I need to do.

Elder: You must go to Mt. Ordeals, Its pretty much looks like Mt. Hobs, and pick up the sword.

Cecil: Away I go.

Elder: NO. You cant go, I will send you with two mages.

Cecil: Uh, why?

Elder: Because I said so. Palom, Porom.

Palom and Porom appear.

Palom: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Porom: Pleased to meet you.

Cecil: Hi, I'm Cecil.

Palom: Waaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp.

Cecil: Okay. Porom, you're a cute little girl.

Porom: Are you calling me fat. (Goes to a corner and cries)

Palom: This shit is going to be awesome.

Cecil: Oh Shit.



Sorry it took long for me to update. I'm on vacation now, so I may be able to get some chapters in.