Random Chapter Number Two: MOR DISKUSHIN ON CHIKINZ

"We're gonna get some chickens! We're gonna get some chickens! We're gonna get some chickens!" Axel and Roxas sang as they walked up and down the hallways of the Organization XIII castle. Meanwhile, Larxene was in her room trying to enjoy one of those sadistic novels she always reads but couldn't because she kept hearing this annoying monotonous singing from outside. Hearing the voices get louder and louder, she sighed heavily, threw her book across the room, and warped out in front of the two singing morans.

"WHAT THE CRAP???!!!" Larxene demanded, scaring them almost to death.

Axel and Roxas stopped singing and froze in ther tracks. It was Axel who broke the silence, "Erm...howdy-do Larxene? Been reading and good books lately?" He laughed nervously.

"I would be if it weren't for you guys struttin' around like you own the place singing about chickens!" she said.

"You know we're really gonna get chickens right?" asked Axel.

Larxene gave them a blank look, "Whatever...now I'll just be going...," She turned to leave but Roxas stopped her.

"Wait, Larxene! Guess what's we're gonna get!" said Roxas whose brain had just arrived from it's trip to La-la Land.

"What?" Larxene gave a loud sigh and turned around to face Roxas. Good God, if there was one thing she hated in this world, it was having to look at the dorky expression on this blonde doofus.

"We're gonna get chickens!" Roxas exclaimed. "Aren't you excited?" Axel elbowed Roxas in the rib cage.

"I already told her that, Dummy!" Axel snapped.

"You know what?" Larxene asked.

"What? What?" Axel and Roxas asked excitedly. (Although Axel really wanted to say "Chicken butt!")

"You guys are gay." And with that, Larxene made a portal thingy...and warped away from them. Axel and Roxas stood there with shocked expressions.

"She is so mean!" Roxas said angrily, "We are not gay just because we want chickens!"

"Well, you're the one that came up with the idea ya' know!" Axel said. "So that makes YOU the only gay one!"

"Whose side are you on?" Roxas demanded, kicking Axel in the shin.

Axel shoved Roxas into a wall, "My own side!" Roxas punched Axel in the arm. "Quit it, Retard! I was just joking!" Axel yelled and he shoved Roxas on the floor. "I'm leaving, you're such a pest!" Roxas angrily got up on his feet.

"You know what? You suck...monkey butt!" Roxas yelled at Axel but his friend ignored him and kept walking away. And so they never spoke to each other for the rest of the day.

Okaaay... that was retarded...

It was dinner time and it is with all boys, Axel and Roxas forgot about their previous argument and were friends again. Anyway, with that settled...
Dinner was always take-out and it was always something lame like McDonalds and occasionally, if they were lucky, pizza. Tonight was McDonald's night so well...they got hamburgers and french fries. Axel and Roxas decided to eat their food together in the T.V. room. (No castle should be without a T.V. right?) Some other members were in there too. Marluxia, to their dissapointment was there too.

"So Larxene told me ya'll were getting chickens." Marluxia said sitting down beside them and leaning over in their faces.

Axel and Roxas looked up at him grumpily. They hated being disturbed while they were eating. "Marluxia, get your Pepto Bismal hair out of our food!" Axel said coldly, his mouth full of hamburger.

"Yeah, go hump your stupid flowers or something!" Roxas said and stuffed some ketchup covered french fries in his face. Axel laughed at this.

Marluxia raised one eyebrow at them and backed away, "Think you're so cool, huh?" he asked. "I bet, even if you WERE going to get chickens you wouldn't have the munny to get it anyway."

"Are you sayin' we're broke?" Roxas demanded in the most stupid way possible.

"Um...nah dip, Sherlock," Marluxia said plainly."Chickens cost munny, and you don't have any by the looks of it."

"Whatever!" Axel mummbled. "We can get jobs, can't we Roxas?" Axel looked at Roxas with a confused expression on his face.

"Um...sure!" Roxas lied and he gave a nervous smile to cover it up.

"Well, then, you guys are not as dim as I thought," Marluxia said with a smug smile on his face and he got up to leave, "I'll just inform the Superior that ya'll will be getting jobs so you can get...-." Suddenly Marluxia's arms were grabbed and he was forced down to the ground. Axel and Roxas looked at him threateningly. Marluxia began to get scared.

"Horray for cat fights!" shouted Demyx randomly, the only person who was paying attention to the stupid scene that was taking place.

"Tell him and you die!" Axel growled looking Marluxia in the eyes.

"Yeah, Fatso Deluxe will say 'no'!" Roxas said.

"For the fourth time, Roxas, Xemnas is not fat!" Marluxia gasped. (Axel and Roxas were sitting on top of his lungs.)

"Who's fat?" Demyx asked out loud looking around the room to see who they were talking about.

All three ignored his question. Axel and Roxas got off of Marluxia who hurried out of the room quickly. "Whew that was close," Axel said, "Good thing Marluxia's scared of us! But are you serious?" he asked.

"Serious about what?" Roxas asked with a surprised expression on his face.

"Are you serious we can get jobs, Phlegm-wad?" Axel asked. Roxas just sat there and wore a really stupid looking expression on his face. "You know, to get...chickens! Cluck, cluck, cluck!" He waved his hand in front of Roxas' face.

"Umm...yeah, yeah, sure!" Roxas said returning from space cadet mode. "We can go to Twilight Town! I used to help out there all the time!" He smiled brightly.

"Roxas, we're talking BIG time jobs like working at the Waffle House or Hardeys, not helping some old man take out the trash!" said Axel.

"But it's fun that way!" Roxas said, "And you don't just get to take out trash, you can kill bees too!" Axel rolled his eyes. But they had no choice, it was the only way they could get munny to buy those stupid chickens. So the next day they decided they would take a trip in a Gummi Ship to Twilight Town.

...to be continued

gasp A cliff hanger! What will become of the two idiotic adventurers? Will they get enough munny to get chickens? Will Marluxia be able to keep Axel and Roxas' terrible secret? Will they be able to even make it to Twilight Town without recking the Gummi Ship?

Is there anyone who really cares...? -- (I sure don't)