Random Chapter Number Three: PLAY-YING SIK
So it was decided, Axel and Roxas would be going to Twilight Town to get jobs in order to obtain munny to get chickens ( or whatever...). That night they had planned when they would leave and how much munny they would need to make, etc. They thought they had the perfect plan in order. They would simply sneak out and afterwards sneak back in, but, unfortunatly for them, one eensy weensy teensy problem stood in their way. The next day when they were about to head down to the Gummi hangar, Siax warped right in front of them. This scared them badly.
"Geez, Man! This warping thing is torture on us!" Axel said. "I think you guys are really trying to scare us to death, huh?"
Siax dissmissed Axel's remark, "Where do you boys think you're going? The Superior has scheduled a meeting for the entire Organization today." Axel and Roxas looked at him like he was crazy, "Oh, yes, figures. You both are too dim to remember such things."
"Aww, thanks for remindin' us, Sia," Axel said and put his arm around Siax's neck like they were old friends, "But we have a few errands to run, so we'll uh...just tell Mansex...I-I mean Xemnas, (Roxas tried so hard to keep from laughing) to mark us absent for today, so we'll just be...,"
Siax shoved Axel's arm away, "I believe, we cannot do that. You see, all of our meetings are mandatory or did you forget that as well?" He gave them an annoyed look. They just sat there. "Very well, then I'll tell Xemnas you idiots were too busy to attend a meeting. I can only imagine how angry he would be if he hears that. Hmm...wonder what he'll do to you two...," He was about to leave when his arms were grabbed from behind and he was thrown to the ground by Axel and Roxas."WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!" he demanded loudly.
"Fine we'll come to your stupid meeting!" Axel growled, "Just don't...,"
"Okay, fine!" Siax yelled "Just get off of me!" And shoving them both off, he got up and warped away. Axel and Roxas exchanged dissappinted looks.
"What are we gonna do now?" asked Roxas, "We can't leave because if we do Stupid Siax will tell Fatty 2 x 4 that we ditched on purpose and if we don't we won't be able to get chickens!" He wanted to cry, but Axel had other ideas.
"Don't worry, Man, we don't have to go to that stupid meeting if we're sick! I remembered that much!" Axel said.
Roxas gave Axel a blank look, "Greaaat, just one problem...WE AREN'T SICK! We're as healthy as horses!" he exclaimed.
"I meant PRETEND to be sick, Dummy!" Axel said, "We can go there and you can fake like you're about to throw up and I'll pretend to be your escort to the bathroom! It'll be a peice of cake!"
Roxas thought about this for a moment, "Ya' think they'll buy it?" he asked.
"If a pink haired dweeb is scared to tell someone about chickens than I bet they'll fall for a guy pretending to be sick." said Axel making absolutely no sense whatsoever.
"But I don't feel sick!" Roxas said, "I can't throw up without feeling sick first!"
Axel slapped himself in the head. He couldn't believe how dumb Roxas was, "Ya' know what, Rox' just leave the fake sickness to me, 'kay?" he said.
Roxas agreed to this and they both headed to...some room...where the Organization XIII had their meetings (or whatever) at. Everyone was already there so obviously they were late. Luckily the other members were too engrossed in some kind of topic they were debating on, they didn't notice that Roxas and Axel even entered the room. They sat in some random chairs and sat there waiting for them all to shut up.
"Dude, I really think there should be a world based on the Cheetah Girls in Kingdom Hearts III," said Marluxia, "EVERYONE loves the Cheetah Girls!"
"Oh, yes, and I suppose there will be a Hannah Montana world or maybe even a Suite Life of Zack and Cody world?" Xemnas sarcastically said.
"Superior, I strongly request that there be a Hocapontus world featured in the next KH game!" Luxord said, imitating Marluxia's voice.
"Hey, stop making fun of me!" Marluxia whined, "My idea's are hott!"
"Your mom is hott!" Demyx said randomly.
"What do you think, Xemnas, don't you think my ideas are the coolest ever?" asked Marluxia.
"No, I think your ideas are pretty gay." said Xemnas. Everyone except Marluxia laughed at this.
"Fatso's in an awfully cheerful mood for this early in the morning!" Roxas said, almost too loudly.
Axel elbowed his friend in the rib cage again, "Quiet down, Mansex will kick your ass into next week if he heard you say that!"
"Who would really give a crap?" Roxas asked.
"Well, if you have a broken ass, you won't be able to get chickens!" Axel hissed trying to encourage Roxas to keep his voice down. Roxas' eyes widened and he straightened in his seat and became very quiet. Axel gave a sigh of relief. After a few minutes of pulling themselves together, the other members were ready to start the meeting, with an exception of only a few.
Xemnas was the first to speak, "Okay to begin our meeting let's start with Siax...," He looked at Siax and then started laughing really hard. The others rolled their eyes. Xemnas had a laughing problem that was very rare with Nobodies. But sometimes, he'd just laugh for absolutely no reason (seemingly.)
"Xemnas! Nothing's funny!" Xigbar groaned. He was sick of this.
"Oh, sorry...hahahha...I was just remembering an inside joke me and...hahahahhaa...Vexen made up about Siax!" He continued to laugh really hard as if it was the funniest thing in the world and began pounding his fists on Xigbar's arm (an alternative to pounding his fists on the floor and rolling around while laughing).
"Xemnas, oh geez...that was two months ago!" Vexen said.
"Owww! Stop!" Xigbar said and shoved Xemnas's arm away.
Angered at this Xemnas punched Xigbar as hard as he could in his stomach. "What'dya do that for? Ya' want me to kill you?" he demanded
"I was about to ask the same question!" Xigbar said through clenched teeth.
After taking a minute to chill out... Xemnas once again addressed Siax. But before Axel let him say anything he raised his hand like you would in school.
"What do you want, Stupid?!" Xemnas demanded impatiently.
"May I go to the bathroom?" asked Axel, pretending to sound sick.
"Um...no...," said Xemnas glaring at Axel.
"Why not?" asked Axel.
"Because...you can hold it." Xemnas said, "Your not a little kid."
This was why Axel wanted Roxas to do this, but he knew if he let him, he would ruin it for them because he was so stupid, "Come on, Man, it's not like that!" Axel whined as if he were in pain.
"Shut up before I kill you." Xemnas said.
"Seriously, you want me to throw up? Right in front of you?" Axel exclaimed, pretending to be shocked.
"Faker!" Demyx shouted.
"No, it's true, Axel's really, really sick! He threw up once already this morning!" Roxas lied. Axel gave a sigh of relief that Roxas had not blurted something stupid.
"Really?" Xemnas asked. "I think you're faking."
"Please!" Axel begged. He gave a few exagerrated fake coughs like he was about to vomit.
"Fine, no one wants to see your barf." said Xemnas and Axel sped out of the room like a lightning bolt.
Roxas followed after him, saying, "Axel! I'll catch it in my hand!" After leaving the room Roxas and Axel stopped their little act and ran to the Gummi hangar. "Whooaaa cool, I've never played sick before AND got away with it!" Roxas exclaimed as he and Axel hopped into one of the ship cockpits.