That One Little CHICKEN!
Made Especially by: Jill Landicho
Disclaimer: Nah, I don't own Naruto, but I did own a chicken once.
Previously in That One Little Chicken:
"And what made you think you were invited?" asked Hinata.
"Well, we did name the chicken Sakura," he said ruffling the chicken's feathers.
"Oh. Then well in that case I guess, you, Sasuke, and chicken could stay," replied Hinata surprising Sakura and Sasuke who both looked up at Hinata and Naruto.
Chapter 3 – Sleepover at Hinata's with the Chicken? Part Two
The girls had been playing truth or dare earlier, but once the two idiots and the chicken arrived, they couldn't think of anything to do. The seven teenagers and the chicken scattered and were lying around Hinata's living room, which had been covered with sleeping bags on the floor.
"Uh…Hinata? Why'd you let them come in here?" whispered Ten – Ten in Hinata's ear.
"Well, I thought we should just spice up our annual sleepover," answered Hinata.
"Ohhhhhh!" grinned Ten – Ten maniacally. "I know why you let them in! You still have that crush on Naruto that you've had since first grade don't you?" she said glancing over toward Naruto, who had been picking his nose.
"Uhhh…Whaaat?! Noooo, of course not. We're just very good friends," she insisted, although it had been very obvious to everyone who had been there that her cheeks had turned a crimson red.
Meanwhile, Ino had been tickling the pink little chicken with a purple feather duster, which had really started out as white when Hinata's parents first bought it.
"Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!" screamed the chicken, flapping its wings around joyfully and running around in a circle.
"Awww…It is SO cute! Why couldn't you have named it after me Sasuke – kun?" Ino asked staring at Sasuke looking all wide eyed with innocence.
Ino leaned over and now it was quite obvious that she just wanted to flirt with Sasuke, since she winked at him and her boobs nearly popped out of her tiny cami top.
Sasuke wasn't very impressed, but before he could say anything, Naruto snorted.
"First of all, INO, that is not an it, the chicken is a SHE and second of all, I named her," said Naruto flipping his blonde hair into her face and swishing it around like a Victoria's Secret commercial, or at least like…a vacuum.
Hinata then called out to Ino, Sakura, and Temari and told them to join her and Ten – Ten. They then huddled together in a circle.
"Okay then, here's one of the reasons for why I REALLY let them come in…" Hinata started, "Alright. Well, the other day I saw this really cute "Coach" bag at the mall, and I just had to buy it. Haha, well you know me! I could be such a spendthrift!"
"So what does this have to do with it?" Temari asked rolling her darkly, made up with eyeliner, eyes, not caring much about Hinata's shopping adventures.
"Uh…okay. Well the bag cost me 235, the cutting board cost me 12, and the butcher knife cost me 30. So that pretty much leaves me with…nothing, which means we don't have any food in the kitchen to eat tonight. So I was thinking that we could eat that pink thing that Naruto has. I know I'm usually against this but I mean HA! I already have a cutting board and a butcher knife, what else could I do with those items?" said Hinata, who was acting pretty crazy that day, since she hadn't eaten all day.
Ino, Hinata, Temari, Ten – Ten then all looked at the two boys and the chicken evilly.
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled Sakura, rubbing her hands together, getting carried away by her daydreams and her mischievousness. She had been thinking about how the chicken reminded her of Sasuke, since he had chicken – like hair. Sakura really hadn't paid attention to what the girls had been discussing, but they all thought it was about eating the chicken.
"Uhh…Sakura do you have like a cough or something?" asked Sasuke worriedly.
"Uhh. NO Sasuke!" exclaimed Ino," she doesn't have a cough! Nope! I do. Yup!"
Ino then started faking her coughs, since she had been annoyed that Sakura got all the attention. Sasuke didn't really pay much attention to her though, and patted Sakura's back.
"You know what? Let me get you some cough medicine," he said walking towards the kitchen.
Sasuke opened the fridge and had found nothing but some chicken broth and some sauces. He looked through the endless drawers but found nothing more but knives, butchers, a big black pot, cutting boards, and different spices. Sasuke then got worried even more for the sake of Sakura, the little chicken, who was still dancing around the living room. Everyone had been clapping and dancing along with the chicken, and Naruto even turned on the stereo system and it played, Britney Spears' song, Break the Ice. Sasuke couldn't let them kill the chicken, him and Naruto were just beginning to fall in love with her. What would Sakura say if she found out though that Sasuke just didn't want to use the chicken anymore for the cooking contest, because Sakura, the chicken reminded him so much of Sakura?
Author's Note: It took me a while to update, but I did it! I got a little carried away, but the next chapter is going to involve the cooking contest. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it :DD Thank you for reading and please review !