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The Owner's Guide to Cassie

A Manual

Congratulations!

You are now the proud owner of Cassie, the tree-hugging animal nut armed with enough morals to choke an elephant. To get the maximum use from your Cassie, please read all of these instruction thoroughly before opening.

What have I ordered?

Oh, come on! You have ordered Cassie, the tree-hugging animal nut armed with enough morals to choke an elephant. I just got finished telling you that. She comes complete with ALL of the following:

- All morphs shown in the commercial.

- Mud (we hope) stained overalls.

- Black leotard.

Any attempt to take either the second or third will result in a slap in the face.

How to Assemble

Your Cassie will arrive inside of a sturdy plastic box. To open, simply lift up the lid and stand back. That's it. Your Cassie is ready to go.

After Assembling

Once Cassie is out of her box, she will explore her new environment. There are three things that you may do to make the enviorment Cassie friendly:

1. Please remove any animal head trophies, dead stuffed animals, fur rugs, fur coats, and hunting equipment from the area.

2. Remove any bug zappers, mouse traps, and roach motels you may have around the house.

3. Throw out any cans of bug spray you may have. You'll be losing protection from mosquitoes, but you'll be gaining a peaceful household.

Help! Cassie saw an Animal head trophy/Stuffed animal/Fur coat/Fur rug/Hunting equipment!

Don't panic. If your Cassie saw one of the first four items, She will go deathly pale, and then demand in a shrill voice to know if you shot the animals yourself. The answer is 'No', even if it is 'Yes'. Hopefully she will be too upset to notice that you are lying. Immediately sell the offending items, and donate the resulting money to Greenpeace.

If Cassie saw the fifth item, please call 1800-HELP-ME. We will send a animal specialist trained to control wolves.

Help! Cassie saw a Bug zapper/Mouse trap/Roach motel!

Don't panic. Really, don't. Cassie is a pacifist, and she will mildly suggest some items that capture the animals without harming them. Please do as she suggests.

Help! Cassie saw a Bug zapper/Mouse trap/Roach motel!

You should be fine, as long as it is the kind that goes onto the skin. If it is the kind that you spray on bugs to kill them, Cassie will turn around and leave. You have just lost your Cassie character.

Added Info

Cassie is an extremely advantageous character to add to a growing household. Not only will she take over caring for any and all animals, she is the ultimate peacemaker. There is almost no argument that she can't stop. This makes Cassie an excellent beginner character, a sturdy foundation to build your collection of characters on. Many characters manage to coexist peacefully if Cassie is there, when they would otherwise be at each others throats. Cassie, who is sub-temporally grounded, is a must have if you own a Cryak, Ellimist, or Drode character. Because of the many complaints from customers that their house has become a zoo, We are offering Cassie at a 20 percent discount.

Note: Attempting to use Cassie against Visser 1 and Visser 3 while they are arguing will most likely result in the loss of your Cassie character.

What does Cassie like to do?

Cassie enjoys many varied activities. She enjoy caring for animals, playing with animals, getting new animals, healing animals, and horse riding. She also enjoys trips to the zoo.

Cassie should not be taken within twenty yards of a mall or shopping center. If her wardrobe becomes frightfully unfashionable, we recommend the Rachel character. The problem will be remedied in no time.

Something else that Cassie does not like is meat. If there is meat on her plate, Cassie will get extremely angry. She will have a long rant at you about the immorality of eating defenseless animals, and then give you the silent treatment for five to ten hours. Do not attempt to speak to her during this time period.

Help! I spoke to Cassie while she was giving me the silent treatment!

Don't panic! The time period will only be extended several hours. Do not speak again, or she will leave and never come back.

How to Maintain your Cassie

Cassi is not very hard to maintain. Just make sure she eats her food, and gets plenty of sunshine. Do not make her go to any events that require fancy dress. Do not make her fight, under any circumstances. Follow all of these simple guidelines, and she will live a long and prosperous life.

In Conclusion

We hope that you enjoy the newest (and most peaceful) member of your family. If Cassie requires a friend, please consider the following:

-Jake

-Rachel

-Aftran

Visser 3, Visser 1, and Cryak are not recommended.

Thank you for reading this manual. Coming soon: Tobias.