AUTHOR: Gabby0214
TITLESurprise! Chapter 20
RATING: M/ NC 17
PAIRING: RenIchi and other pairings

WARNING: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Boy Sex, Yaoi, OOC
SUMMARY: Ichigo's 20th Surprise Birthday, Laughter is the Best Medicine.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach, wish I did! All persons written in my stories are above the age of 18. This is a fan fiction based on fictional characters that have grown older, and are of legal age. Ichigo in this story is 20.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATIION: Karin in this story is 18, I know she would not be 18, but please understand I added her to the story after already coming up with Ichigo's age. What can I say Writer's Liberties, I guess.

BETA BY: Vindictivefreak

Surprise

Chapter Twenty

"You'll find out, I'm sure of it." smirked Shirosaki in his sinister voice and turned his full attention back to the shield, dismissing Renji in the process.

Shirosaki closed his eerie black and yellow eyes. He concentrated on finding Karin's reiatsu. When Renji felt Shirosaki's reiatsu travel out over the shield, it had a tingle of Ichigo's within it. Shirosaki's reiatsu felt familiar somehow, and then it occurred to him that he felt it when Ichigo had jumped up off the floor from where he landed because he was extremely sore from the wild love making. But at that time it was Ichigo's reiatsu, which had a tingle of Shirosaki's. What does this mean, Renji wondered.

Shirosaki stepped back from the shield and made a triangle with his hands. "He's going to use Kidoh!" gasped Renji. Shirosaki started to chant ceremoniously.

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Hichigo Shirosaki looked back at the shinigami(s) and laughed. Took one of his hands and placed it on the shield palm side down. Shirosaki simply said, "Bye, Bye!" and the shield faded.

"That's it ya bastard!" Renji grabbed him by the scruff of the neck. "I want Ichigo back! NOW!"

"Ya sure about that!" smirked Shirosaki.

"Hai!"

Instantly Ichigo's eyes returned to normal, but as soon as they were back tears started to slide down his cheeks.

"Fuck, what did that asshole do to ya?" asked Renji, very concerned by Ichigo's reaction.

Ichigo tried to respond, but he was left breathless. He gulped for air and as soon as it reached his lungs. He let out a bellow of laughter. He laughed so hard he was clenching his stomach. "That… was …fuckin… funny." He spat out when he could between his hysterical fit! "Damn it, …it hurts!"

"Ichigo, get a hold of yourself." exasperated Renji.

"Where here?!" Laughed Ichigo as he cupped himself.

Renji rolled his eyes in frustration, but a twitch of a smile was already forming on his face. "God! Ichi, enough!"

"Sorry, but ya got to admit, he busted your balls, on the Kidoh spell! I've always thought they were long winded."

Ichigo peered around at the group, some were laughing, other's looked pissed, and then he noticed GrimmJow on the floor. Cookie was literally rolling around laughing his ass off. He couldn't stop himself from giggling again.

Then his eyes came upon Karin and Toushirou who were staring at each other in confusion and shock. His laughter stopped and he instantly became serious. Ichigo took a few steps to crossover to them. He placed his hand on Karin's mostly bare shoulder to gain her attention. Karin slowly turned her head to him; she had tears in her eyes. He didn't say anything, he just meet her eyes with love and compassion. Ichigo's other hand reached out and gently lifted up the top of her dress to slide it back over one of her shoulders. Hitsugaya grabbed his discard shirt and quickly redressed himself. He looked up at Ichigo waiting to be thoroughly thrashed by him, but Ichigo looked at him with the same eyes that meet Karin's a few moments earlier.

Ichigo shifted his attention back to Karin. "Karin, I'm so sorry! I didn't know that my reiatsu would affect you like that, but I should have thought about it. I'm so very sorry. You did nothin to be ashamed of. I just want ya to know that." Karin leaned into him, and he wrapped his arms around her.

"Karin, I don't know exactly what happened, but I want you to know that I'm not ashamed or upset about it. Honestly, I rather not have had it happen in front of everyone, but I'm not regretting it happened. I think you know how I feel about you." Karin moved back from Ichigo and gazed at Toushirou. Toushirou shifted closer to her, and met her ebony gaze. He reached up and caressed her face. "I love you, Karin." He said softly and kissed her.

After the two broke away from each other, Ichigo smiled at Toushirou. He knew he probably will never have the chance again without being corrected or beaten within an inch of his life. He said, "Shiro-kun, well I guess all I can say is welcome to the family." He smirked and added trying to lighten the mood. "I can't wait to tell Dad!"

"Fuck!" mumbled Hitsugaya out of the corner of his mouth.

Renji snickered.

Karin faced Renji. "I wouldn't if I were you, wait until I tell him about you two!" Karin said smugly. "He'll be planning your wedding before ya know it!"

Renji and Hitsugaya eyes met, they both pictured Kurosaki Isshin ex-captain of the Gotei 13, crazy father of Ichigo and Karin. Both of them visually cringed as their imaginations of what Isshin might do to them! Renji pathetically said. "We're so fucked!"

"Hai, we are, Abarai Taichou." Hitsugaya agreed.

The rest of the group laughed at the two Taichou that suddenly looked a little sick.

Ichigo still smiling looked down at his sister. "Oh, and Karin when the hell did ya get a belly button ring?!"

Karin grinned and answered, "The same time ya got your tongue pierced."

"Your tongue, why?" Rukia asked coming over to them, laughing at Hitsugaya and Renji's expressions.

Ichigo looked over at Renji and winked. "Uhh, cause it's cool, that's why."

"What ring? Stick out your tongue, Ichi!" Renji said turning Ichigo to him. Ichigo did, "You don't have it pierced."

"Yeah, I do I just took it out."

"Huh, why?"

Ichigo blushed and look embarrassed. He's so cute, thought Renji. "Cause I tend to play with it all the time, it annoys people." He said shyly.

Renji leaned forward and whispered in his ear, "I want cha to put it back in."

Ichigo blushed again then turned back to his sister. "I'm gonna tell Dad about it, Karin" taunted Ichigo.

"Nani! Ya wouldn't"

"Yeah, I would"

"If you tell Dad then, I'll gonna tell him…"

Ichigo interrupted her. "Nani, that I'm gay. He already knows that, duh! That I have porn on my computer, well I don't live at the house anymore so who cares. So please tell me, oh sister of mine, what do ya have on me?" Ichigo teased her.

Karin bent her head thinking and when she lifted it, there was an evil smile on her face. Hitsugaya thought, Man, she's really hot when she looks like that.

Oh, shit this isn't good. Ichigo mind reeled.

"The BB's," smirked Karin.

"BB's?" Renji, Rukia, and Hitsugaya simultaneously said out loud staring at Ichigo.

Ichigo's mouth dropped open. "No way! You fuckin promised Karin!"

"I will tell dad and everyone else." Karin goaded her brother.

"Bitch, I can't believe ya sink that far. That just wrong! Ya know why I …"

"Hai, I do! But ya challenged me, and have you forgotten bro, I'm a Kurosaki too! And we don't like to lose!"

"But, but.. ya wouldn't…I'm your brother, your blood… ya really wouldn't, would ya!" Ichigo pouted.

"Ahh, the love of family," mocked Shuuhei from the side.

"Um, yeah I would" Karin said smugly.

"Damn, I like her!" laughed Matsumoto.

"Shit! Fine, ya win!" Ichigo throw up his arms in the air in frustration and glanced over to Shuuhei and Matsumoto giving them an evil eye. "I won't tell dad. But you got to make a promise here in front of everyone that ya will never tell anyone. ANYONE about the BB's!" he motioned to all those around him, and faced his sister.

"I promise Ichi-nii," responded Karin with a huge grin of triumph on her face. "By the way, have ya ever noticed that your favorite, Fiddles, looks an awful lot like Renji?"

"Fiddles?" mimicked the group under their breath, looking at Ichigo.

Ichigo looked at Renji, his eyes going wide. "Oh my god, you're right! That's just weird." Who knew I had a thing for markings. Ichigo moved closer to Renji, and traced one of his tattoos. "Hmm, you two do look a like." He chuckled to himself. My boyfriend looks like my favorite Beanie Babies Cat!

"I look like Fiddles, who the hell is Fiddles?" asked a perplexed Renji.

Ichigo blushed, "If I tell ya Renji, ya gotta promise too! Only one other person knows about this, and we all see how she's willin to stab in back." Ichigo peered at his sister who just smiled back at him. Ichigo heard the others laugh at his expense. He looked back to Renji, and got right in his face. "It's huge, Ren! Really huge, and it means an awful lot that I'm even thinking about telling ya. Ya, get that!"

Stepping back, "Ichigo, I got it. I promise!" Renji stated barely containing his laughter, holding his hands up in front of him in an 'I' surrender gesture. Whatever this was really embarrassed Ichigo, but he was willing to share it with him. In a whisper he said, "It's a stuffed cat, I kinda collect 'em. My mom gave me my first one, when I was little, and since then, I just kept getting 'em."

"That's just too cute!" Renji said aloud, "and one of them looks like me?"

Ichigo nodded his head, and said shyly, "my favorite one!" blushing profusely. Renji gazed at his lover, and smiled, he couldn't stop himself. He bent down and kissed him thoroughly. He just simply amazes me. Who knew that Ichigo, the hero of Soul Society collects stuffed kitty cats! He's lettin me in, he trusts me.

"CUTE! Oh, come on we must know now, you got to tell us, Ichigo." Rukia said.

"Shut up, Rukia!" snapped Ichigo as he parted from the kiss.

"Awe, ya two look good together, come on Ichigo, this time you got to kiss Renji!" Rukia teased him.

Both Renji and Ichigo turned bright red! "Shut up, Rukia!" they both said to her.

"I hate to break this up, but we've only got a few minutes to get to the site!" GrimmJow said as he walked over and placed his hand on Rukia's shoulder.

"No your right, Cookie, we need to go and take care of those hollows." Ichigo glanced back at Karin and Toushirou. "Karin, I thought ya like to come with."

Karin grinned wide, "You bet your ass I want to! You don't mind do you, Toushirou."

"Huh, no, not at all." Hitsugaya answered. He was still a little taken back by everything that was going on.

"Good, catch." responded Ichigo.

Karin caught the substitute's shinigami's badge and her spirit expelled from her body.

"Shit! You're a Shinigami," Hitsugaya stated with surprised eyes.