The Ultimate Weapon

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Yo have you folks been waiting long? Yeah I guess you have, sorry for not updating this story. Life is being complicated and I have been racking my brain and wondering on how I was going to lead this story. Well anyways at least I was able to update eh.

Disclaimer: I do not own the series in any shape or form, other then this fic of course.

You all know the drill of how the wording works.

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It's been over three months since Naruto's return. Miku's life has brighten greatly. Knowing that the one that she loved had returned to her had brought her the energy and will to live once more. However the part where he doesn't remember her seems to bring her into depression at times but she seems to be able to pull through her emotional roller coaster.

Upon Naruto's return, he brought along three new people into Konoha's ninja force. They are Kentsu the perfect symbol of a ninja, Sho a war mangling idiot, and last Enigma a jack of all trades and master of all. The only problem with these three is that they aren't suppurate people, but the different personality of one person. This dilemma has caused lots of confusion as to which personality Naruto would take up. At one time Sho would take over and cause a lot of problems for people and then he would switch to Kentsu and start to threaten the lives of majority of the citizens. He also once started to terrorizing some folks and started making demands.

Naruto had found himself locked up more then once for the trouble he caused, but because of his condition he would be let out early or wouldn't even have any charges placed on him. Normally Naruto would have a blank look at all times and hardly ever converse with people around him. Although once the other three that share his body takes control, only chaos will be the result. However out of the three personalities, Enigma would act as the fail safe and prevent the other two from too much causing trouble.

Since Naruto no longer had his apartment, Miku had desperately asked Sarutobi to allow Naruto to share her home. She even struck a deal of returning to Konoha Hospital and working as a doctor again, only if it allowed Naruto to stay with her as long as she liked.

Being the understand and good old fart ... I mean good old man that he was. He okayed the offer and gave her permission to shelter Naruto in her home.

Over the past weeks, she had tried her hardest to get Naruto to remember her but to no avail. Most of the time he was an empty shell but once Kentsu or Sho took over, all hell break loose. Life had been good for the two, accept for when Kentsu and Sho ruin the happy mood that Miku was in. She enjoyed spending time with Naruto, even though he would just sit still and looked like he wasn't aware of reality. Miku took care of all his needs whenever she could. Trying her hardest to show that she loved him to the fullest. In her heart she hoped that the Naruto that she once new would return. Though it was only wishful thinking, she still had hope. Though today was a special day then any other.

For today was the day of Naruto's exam, to test if he was truly worthy of being a Konoha ninja. Naruto sat at the dinner table and examined the small plate in front of him. Miku had out done herself and made the best breakfast for Naruto. The menu was white rice with a small strawberry placed on top of the bull of rice. Miso soup with small cubed tofu and small vegetables. A small bowl of Pho, which is a bowl filled with pork broth, noodles, shrimp, beef, green onions, and a few naruto sticks. She even placed a cup of green tea with a Sakura petal floating in the middle, next to his breakfast.

Naruto ate his breakfast in silence and thought about the exam that he was suppose to take. He didn't remember anything about his past other then the hellish training he had to go through. Naruto was brought out of his thoughts when Miku called out his name. He looked up and found her staring at him.

"Naruto-kun is their anything you would like for dinner?" Miku asked.

Naruto continue to look blankly at her and shook his head. "No."

Miku frowned slightly and made her way to his side. She was hoping that having something that he liked for dinner would brighten his mood. She would have to think of an alternative to try and bring a smile to his face. As she stood next to him, she bend down slightly and gave him a kiss on the forehead. "I'm gonna be late tonight so be good ok?"

Naruto gave her a nodded and continued eating his breakfast. Miku's frown deepened as she left his side to head off to Konoha Hospital and make her daily rounds. Miku stole a glance behind her and stared at the back of the man that had made her heart skip multiple beats. 'One day Naru-chan, you'll get better again. I just know it. I've kept my love hidden for too long, I want to enter your heart but you don't seem to want me to. If only you would open up to me.' She then turned her attention towards the front door. She gripped the handle and twisted it, which in turn unlatched the door. She then pulled back on the handle and walked outside.

After hearing her close the front door, Naruto picked up his plates and headed towards the sink. He placed his dishes in the sink and washed his hands. As he washed his hands, a strange feeling washed over him. He turned off the water and gazed at his right hand. The hand of a twenty-one year old. Then a sudden flash appeared and his hands shrunk to that of a twelve year old. Naruto shook his head a little and gazed back at his hand. It looked like his normal hand again. Not one to ponder about something that he couldn't comprehend, he just dropped the thought and headed towards the front door.

He unlatched the door and walked outside while closing the door behind him. He then took a few steps forwards and stopped. He glanced behind him at the house, his house, his home. What a strange thing to think about. In Roots a home was a place that a person belonged. Naruto then began to think about the subject. Did he really belong in that house? He then made a promise to himself that he would return to his home and leaped onto a building top and raced towards his exam area.

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At Training Ground Seven, we find multiple ninja's and would be ninja's standing around on the open field. There were four Jounins present and one special Jounin. Along with eleven would be Genins. The group was waiting for the arrival of their last member, who seemed to be running a little late.

To everyone's surprise even Kakashi showed up on time and the chance of that happening again is the same as attempting to steal a plasma T.V. with a hundred cops watching, with none of them doing anything to stop you.

Being the most irritated about the absent of the new member of the team, Sakura decided to yell out her frustration. "Where the hell is this new guy!?"

Kakashi gave out a sign and decided to calm down the fuming pink haired banshee. "Sakura it's not nice to yell. Besides he may have something important that he's doing right now."

"But Kakashi-sensei isn't ninjas suppose to be on time?"

Kurenai gave out a chuckle. "But Sakura, Kakashi is always late and you don't seem to mind him."

Sakura then made a face and placed her hands on her hips. "Well I'm used to him being tardy and his lame excuses."

Kakashi sweat dropped a little and laughed lightly. "Their not that bad are they?"

Every one of the Jounins and Kakashi's team gave him a look that said 'Of course they are stupid.'

Kakashi then gave out another sign and decided to read his book while he waited. At that moment Gai decided that he wanted to give out another challenged to Kakashi while they were waiting for the newest member to arrive. "Oi Kakashi, lets show our flames of youth to the younger generations with our ever growing flames!"

Kakashi however didn't hear Gai and lifted his head out of his book. "Huh? You say something?":

Gai then went into shook mode and began to shake his fist violently. "DAMN YOU KAKASHI YOUR HIPNESS IS WAY TOO COOL. I TOO MUST NOT LOSE!

Then as if on cue a miniature Gai look alike popped out of no where and gave his teacher a salute. "GAI-SENSEI YOU CAN DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH DIE OUT YET!"

"HO LEE, YOUR RIGHT! I MUST NOT LET MY FLAMES DIE. I WILL MAKE IT BURN EVEN BRIGHTER!"

"GAI-SENSEI."

"LEE."

GAI-SEMSEI."

"LEE."

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

The two then made a mad dash towards eachother. However before they could engulf the other in a rather disturbing hug. The two were knocked unconscious and dragged away by their two teammates.

"Enough is enough already." said a girl with bun's in her hair.

"I would have to agree." Said a boy with pale eyes and a stuck up attitude.

The rest of the group looked on at the scene and gave a shrug. Then not a minute later a figure dressed in black came crashing down creating a large dust cloud to cover the area. Everyone in the area began to cough, and tried to wave the dust away from their faces. Most of the Jounins had their eyes cracked open enough to get a glimpse of the figure in the dust cloud.

The figure slowly raised from a crouching position and stood up straight. He had on a black trench coat with the bottom half waving into the wind in a flame like formation. He also had spiky blond hair with a rather long pony tail. On his back was a one edge sword that reached all the way down to his ankle.

Once the dust cleared everyone in the general area finally got a look at the culprit that nearly blinded them with dust.

The figure then turned around and face the group. Kakashi defined the way he looked as interesting. Which was probably because of the mask in the shape of a skull that covered his face. Plus he also wore his ninja face mask underneath the first in order to keep his identity hidden. One can never be too cautious about their surrounding. Who knows when people are going to try and take a peek at what's underneath the mask. Kakashi was going to greet to newcomer but Gai beat him to it.

"Hello their my youthful friend, may I ask if your our new companion?"

The figure nodded.

"GREAT YOUR YOUTHFULNESS IS BURNING GREATLY!"

"Gai this isn't the time for you youthful speech. He still needs to take his exam." Kakashi interrupted.

"Oh right, forgive me friend. Let us show the new generation our FLAMES OF YOUTH!"

The figure nodded again.

"YOSH GAI-SENSEI YOUR FLAMES ARE BURNING BRIGHTER AND BRIGHTER!"

"THATS RIGHT LEE. LET US SHOW OUR SPRING TIME OF YOUTH TO THE PUBLIC!"

"GAI-SENSEI."

"LEE."

"GAI-SENSEEEIII!"

"LEEEE!"

Both then mad another mad dash towards eachother. Underneath our blond hero's face mask, his eyes widen a little and returned to normal. Sensing that something was wrong, Naruto pulled out a box from who knows where and opened it up. As fast as lighting he began to build an grenade launcher and loaded it with rubber practice shells. He then took aim and fired one towards Gai's direction and another towards Lee.

As the two men came about a foot apart from one another, in an attempt to give the other in a so called manly hug. They didn't get their chance however as two rubber shells came flying and knocked them both unconscious. Naruto then nodded to himself and detached the grenade launcher and placed it back in the box. After that was done with, his eyes widen again and returned to normal.

Everyone looked on in awe and was surprised to see someone moved so fast and take out both Gai and Lee who were speed demons. Everyone regained their composer and decided to greet their new teammate.

Kakashi walked up to him and held his hand up. "Yo names Hatake Kakashi."

Kurenai then greeted him next. "Hello their my name is Yuhi Kurenai the Genjutsu mistress. If there is anything that you would like information about, please don't hesitate to ask."

Asuma was next. "Yo names Sarutobi Asuma. I've heard a lot about you from my old man. It's good to finally meet you."

Next was the special Jounin. "Hello my name is Haku, I'm also known as Yuki no Haku. It's good to meet you." (Yuki no Haku Haku of the snow.)

After the other Jounins introduced themselves Gai regain consciousness and decided to introduce himself as well. "Hello their my boy, my name is Maito Gai. Let our FLAMES OF YOUR BUR..." Gai was again knocked unconscious and dragged away by his two subordinates.

This time it was the genins turn to introduce themselves. Surprising Sasuke was first.

"Hn." Was all he said.

"Hello I'm Haruno Sakura."

Next came the ShikaInoCho

"I'm Nara Shikamaru... Troublesome."

"Hello their I'm Yamanaka Ino, bet your wondering why a cutey like me is with this team right?" the figure shook his head. Ino then gave a pout and stomped away.

"Hello (munch munch munch) I'm Akimichi Choji."

Next came team eight.

"Aburame Shino." Said the ever stoic bug user

"Yo I'm Inuzuka Kiba, I'm the best here so if you want a real fight I'm your men. Oh and this is Akamaru."

"Arf." Called out the little puppy.

"Domo, I'm H-Hyuuga Hinata. It's nice t-to meet you." said the frighten Hyuuga. It seems that our blond hero's skull mask is a little too intimating to the Hyuuga mistress.

Next came Gai's group.

"Hello I'm Tenten the weapon mistress. Its good to meet you."

"Hmph Hyuuga Neji, it would seem that we were destine to meet."

Lee then lifted himself from the floor and gave a salute to his new comrade. "Yosh I'm Rock Lee its good to meet you Ninja-san."

Our hero gave a nodded to everyone and decided to give them his introduction. "My identity is classified."

Many gave out a moan and some a chuckle. Sasuke was rather pissed at this guy though and let his thought be known. "What makes you so good that you have to have your identity classified?"

"Didn't catch you name."

"Hmph Uchiha Sasuke, the best ninja in this village." He boasted.

"Uchiha huh... new to bright are you."

"W-what did you say bastard!?"

"Your weak."

Next Sasuke gave out a battle cry and charged our blond hero. However when Sasuke got within striking distance, our blond hero disappeared and stood behind him with his sword drawn. Sasuke stopped in his tracks and glance behind him.

'What the hell? Who the hell is this guy? Is he as strong as Itachi? Maybe if I ask, he might give me some of his strength.'

Seeing that Sasuke was making an ass of himself already to their new teammate would put a damper on the whole teamwork thing. "Now now lets settle down."

Our hero then lifted his sword away and resheath it behind him.

Sasuke turned around looked at him with determination. "Teach me."

"Why?" our hero asked.

"I need that power. Give it to me." Sasuke demanded.

"No." was the simple replay.

"What? Give me a good explanations why I you won't teach me!?"

Our hero then turned his back on Sasuke. "There is no need."

"Hey I'm talking to you!"

Being disappointed in Sasuke's outburst Kakashi decided to step in. "Sasuke enough, if he doesn't want to teach you then he doesn't have to. Anyways lets get started on that exam now shall we?"

Everyone nodded while Sasuke grumbled.

All of the Jounins other then Kakashi and Genins stood at the sideline.

Kakashi then looked at his opponent and nodded. "The rules for this match is anything goes."

Our hero nodded his head.

"Good, now the only for you to pass is to come at me with the intent to kill. If you don't then I can't grade you on your skill." (Bad move.)

Our hero's eyes widen then returned to normal. "As you wish."

"Hagemei!" Asuma yelled out.

Kakashi planned on analyzing how the newcomer fought and counter. However his plans changed when the blond figure rushed at him with speeds that not even Gai could keep up with. He then brought his sword down, planning on cutting Kakashi in two. Kakashi dodge to the left just in time to save his own skin.

'What the hell? He really is planning on killing me isn't he. Shouldn't have said that.'

Kakashi then lifted his hitai-ate and reveled his Sharingan. As he was about to use his eyes to see through our hero's moves. The blond sword swinging ninja came at him with speeds that the Sharingan couldn't even analyze. Kakashi's eyes widen as the sword came within inches from his face, almost slicing his head. Kakashi leaped backwards and held out his hand. "Wait thats enough!"

However our hero charged again. "You said to come with the intent to kill, this battle isn't over till one of us is dead."

Many of the spectators gasped and the Jounins got in a battle stance was going to sprint into action.

Kakashi's eyes widen 'Is this guy serious?"

Kakashi braced himself as he saw the blade coming in his direction. His body wouldn't be fast enough to dodge it, so the only option was to take the hit that would end his life. 'I guess this is it. I lived a good life.'

As he waited for the pain to come but felt nothing. 'I guess they were right when they say that you feel no pain in a quick death.'

He was brought out of his thought however when he heard the sound of a sword being sheath. Kakashi cracked his eyes open to find our hero's back facing him. 'What the?"

"This...fight...over." He then walked back to the spot where he was standing before this match started.

"R-right." Kakashi then stood up straight and gave out a sign of relief. Along with the others that were watching the battle. 'Never been that close to death in a long time. This guy is unreal.'

Kakashi then gave an approving nod. "Well you passed my test. Next is Gai."

Kakashi then took his place in the spectator seat and watch as Gai do a couple of flips and land on his feet while doing the good guy pose towards our blond hero. "Lets have a great match!"

Kurenai then decided that she should explain the rules. "This is a pure Taijutsu match. So that means no weapons." she then pointed an accusing finger towards our hero. " It's the same as last time in the aspect that anything goes."

Understanding on what she was implying. Our hero began to strip himself of all his weapons. Too everyone's surprise he had more weapons on him then there was in Tenten's weapon scrolls. Our hero took out his sword, six box's that carried different types of Assault Rifles. Four box's containing different types of Sniper Rifles. A large box containing a Bazooka and Grenade launcher. A Taser, thirteen combat knives. Two different Katana's, one inside it's sheath and the other a seven foot long blade. Twenty C4 explosive, eighteen Claymore mines, fifteen Flash grenades, six Stun grenades, and eleven Smoke grenades. Fifty full magazines for different types of guns. A Stinger Missile launcher. A Minigun, explosive ninja wire. Twenty Kunai's and hundred shurikens. Plus a set of gauntlets and greaves used for close combat. A blow pipe, and some medicines.

Everyone was gawking at the large pile of weapons laying next to our hero.

"Where the hell do you keep those things?" Kiba yelled out.

Most of the weapons he carried was unfamiliar to everyone and they labeled them as Western weapons.

Kurenai gave out sign and held her hand up. "Hagemei!"

Gai then dashed toward our blond hero with flames burning in his eyes. He began to open his chakra gates to the point that his skin turned red. He then charged all his chakra to his fist. The earth began to rumble as Gai stepped on the ground. The winds violently blew leaves and dust all over the place. Birds scattered like bees flying around their nest. The earth cracked as Gai stomped on the ground as he charged. With a battle cry that sound very familiar to Bruce Lee. Gai pulled back his fist and aimed it at the blonds head. Gai then put every ounce of his being into his fist and came on strong. As he brought his fist forward and planned on giving our blond hero the punch equal to that of a god.

The excitement and power that Gai build up disappeared as fast as it came. The spectator looked on in shock and with a slight pain and sympathy towards Gai. Lee however was crying tears of sadness. What happened you ask? Well it would seem that our hero and struck Gai in a place where the Sun didn't shine.

Gai fell over limp and presume the fetal position while grasping his balls. Everyone didn't know what to say. No one expected that to be the outcome.

Our hero however glanced down at Gai and said "Anything...goes..."

Lee then dragged Gai back to the group while Kurenai took her position on the battle field.

This time it was Asuma who decided to add the rules "Alright this is a Genjutsu test. All you have to do is break out of the Genjutsu that Kurenai puts you in and you pass."

Our hero nodded.

Kurenai then began to quickly form hand seals and looked directly into our hero's eyes. Next thing he new he was tied to a tree. Kurenai then appeared above him with a Kunai in hand. Our hero however didn't seem to be effected or even intimated about the situation. As Kurenai was about to pierce our hero's forehead. A finger was placed on her forehead. She then looked up to find our hero standing in front of her with his left hand in his pocket while right index finger was placed on her forehead. She glanced down to find Kakashi trapped instead.

She then glanced up at our hero and found something odd. Her vision began to blur and she looked slightly dazed. Soon her fell unconscious and dreamed about our blond hero without his clothes on and him slowly removing his face mask.

Kurenai had a small drool coming out of her mouth as she giggled in her dream. Our blond hero then picked her up from the ground and brought her back towards the other spectators. He then placed her on the ground and returned to his spot on the field.

Asuma glanced down at Kurenai and notice that she was smiling. 'Wonder what she's dreaming about.'

He then decided that it wasn't his business and made his way towards the battle field.

Kakashi then waited for Asuma to get into position before announcing the new rules. "Well this is a Kenjutsu match so all weapons are aloud. Oh and no hitting below the waist."

Our hero's eyes widen and then returned to normal.

"Hagemei!"

Asuma pulled out his chakra daggers and charged the blond. However he was cautious about how the blond was going to attack. However he wasn't prepared for what happened next.

Instead of pulling out his sword to attack. Our blond hero pulled out an AK47 and loaded it and aimed at Asuma. Next he pulled the trigger and thousands of small rubber bullets struck Asuma. The little ball of rubber hurt like hell as he was struck over and over again by small rubber bullets. All he could do was shield himself and await for the end of the raining rubber bullets of doom. Asuma wasn't aware about what was going on and could only focus on easing the pain. After the end of the barrage of raining bullets. Asuma looked up and found our hero missing from his spot. Asuma then scanned the area but found nothing.

What he didn't know was that a figure was standing behind him with his sword drawn. What happened next was a skull splitting sound as Asuma was clubbed on the head by the dull end of the sword. He then went to nigh night land and dreamt about floating cigarettes.

Kakashi then shook his head and signed. 'We all were defeated in the most idiotic way.'

"Well it looks like you passed all of the tests.'

Our hero then nodded and made his way towards the others while also picking Asuma up from the ground. The Genins looked on in awe as they had just witness their sensei's lost to one person.

Sasuke however was getting pissed off. 'How is it that this guy is able to defeat four Jounins and walk back here as if nothing had happened? I need his power. I will take it even if I means that I have to brainwash him.'

Naruto then laid Asuma on the ground as he pulled out some smelling salt and placed it next to Asuma's nostril. Next he placed another one near Kurenai and woke her up from her dream. He then stood up and dusted himself off.

Asuma rubbed his aching head and stood up. "Man that was one killer head ache."

Kurenai stood up and notice the blond ninja standing in front of her and blushed. She then turned around and hid her face. 'Think god it was just a dream.'

Gai however was still out of it and everyone decided that he need to heal on his own for a while.

"Well congratulations on passing your exam. As you know this team was made in order to take on missions that would be harder for normal Genins. Plus we were also made to help you regain your lost memories. Hopefully they will return in due time. I look forward in working with you in the future. For now your rank will be special Jounin and you'll mostly be doing missions with Haku here."

Haku bowed towards the blond. "I look forward in working with you in the near future. Please take good care of me."

"Well until we have mission or any other assignments your all free to do as you wish for the day."

Our hero nodded and set off to leave. However he was stuck in his tracks as Haku asked him a question.

"Wait I know is classified information but... if were going to work to gather I would like to know your name. Please"

"Naruto... Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto then burst into flames and disappeared.

In his wake he had two shock expressions from two of the four Jounins.

Kakashi was shocked for a good reason. For one thing the boy that he had been looking for over the past eight years and finally returned but looked to be the age of a twenty year old.

In Kurenai's case she was shocked to find that the boy she hurt was alive and moving. She had heard that he disappeared on the night that she cast her Genjutsu on him. She felt depressed as the result of her crime. When he disappeared she felt a part of her innocent die. She felt tainted and was scared that if those that cherished the blond knew the truth they would be disgusted with her. She wanted to rewrite her wrongs, and her was her chance.

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Naruto had returned home like he promised himself. As he opened the front door, a figure came charging out and in gulfed him in a hug. He could hear small whimpers and felt the small arms around his torso tighten. His body stiffened for a while until he heard "I'm so glad your back. I'm so glad."

Naruto recognized the voice and relaxed his body. "Miku-san"

"I was so afraid, that you would leave me again. I didn't want to fill that way again so I rushed back home. But you disappeared, I was so scared." The young women confessed.

"I won't run."

Miku then nodded. "I know but, I keep getting the feeling that your going to disappear again. I don't want to lose you. I'm just glad your home.

The moment he heard the word 'home', his lips began to curve slightly. "Home... Yes home... I'm home."

Miku then looked up at his face. What shocked her was that he was smiling. In over eight years of living without that smile of his, she was finally able to see it once again. "Yes your home."

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Ta da thats the end of the chapter. Well I'm glad I finally updated this story. Well time for my to catch up on some ZZZZ's. Peace