Disclaimer: I do not own Mortal Kombat or any of it's characters. I don't even own a Mileena action figure, and that sucks because she's my favorite.
The Next Morning
As the sun rose into the sky Johnny Cage climbed the stairs of an apartment complex deliberating how exactly he was going to try and convince the rumored boyfriend of a girl he wanted for his new movie to talk her into it. According to his source he would be in for quite the surprise when he saw him, and the source was very reliable considering it was one Sonya Blade. A few moments after knocking a man wearing a blue shirt and long black pants opened the door.
"Stryker?! You're Mileena's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah right, Cage, I would rather be rapped by Motaro then going out with Ms. Jagged Teeth." As soon as that comment left the good Captain's mouth a frying pan connected with the back of his skull. "OWW!"
"Nice aim." Johnny saw Raiden compliment as the NYPD Riot Officer bent over to pick up the improvisational projectile from his spot beside a modest table.
"Thanks." said a man that the movie star didn't recognize who at the moment was busy cooking breakfast.
"What was that for?" complained Stryker.
"For insulting my girlfriend."
"You could have just got in my face. I have a splitting headache from the hangover without you throwing a frying pan at me."
"Stryker if you don't stop yelling I'll throw my hat at you and then you'll have a splitting headache." mouthed off Kung Lao from his precarious position on the front room coffee table as he woke up. For the first time since the door open Johnny noticed the other people that were laying around the apartment. Shao Kahn was lean backed in the recliner, Kintaro was lying on right side in the couch, Jax was asleep in front of the television holding an Xbox 360 controller, Sub-Zero was curled up in the a corner and Liu Kang was sleeping with his back facing Kung's on the coffee table.
"Who had the party?" asked the celebrity.
"Actually it was more like a way to save the public from a few drunk drivers." Raiden commented as Fujin arrived to take a seat.
"Have I missed anything?"
"No not yet."
"Stryker, what happened to your face?" asked Johnny getting over his initial shock and noticing the black eyes.
"Talk to the jerk that punched me." was the response he received while the NYPD officer was point to the man in the kitchen. Before he got the chance to ask Raiden interrupted.
"Trust me Johnny you don't want to know. Kung how do you feel?"
"Like I got in a fight with a freight train and it won."
"Good. Go wake up Shang and help get him out of bed. Stryker why don't you wake those four up."
"Raiden, I'm already up thanks to Stryker's moaning." Shao Kahn grumbled. The Outworld emperor soon noticed the coffee mugs sitting on the counter and the full pot so he decided to help himself. He soon realized how bad of an idea it was as he yelled in pain much to Michael as well the wind and thunder gods glee and the displeasure of the three that were asleep and the two who were awake.
"Shao, can you please save the yelling for a time I don't have a headache." Jax chastised wincing at the sound of his own voice.
"Excuse me but for some reason my teeth hurt."
"That's because you need to see the dentist thanks to one of a certain fire fighters fist." Raiden remarked.
"Huh?" was the confused response from the emperor. To bad the Shokan didn't give him a chance to get his answer.
"Someone please tell me I didn't get so drunk I let one of those strippers use a strap-on on me like the last time." Both Raiden and Fujin fought to keep from laughing while the Earthrealm fighters stared at him.
"Kintaro, I can honestly say that didn't happen." Michael responded with a smirk tugging at his lips.
"Good, because the last thing I need is Sheeva accusing me of cheating."
"Raiden," Liu Kan started, "can you please tell me why hand is broken?"
"It probably has to do with the same reason I'm like this." Shang stated walking in to the room with his arms out in front of him. They were currently in casts and it appeared the he was doing a bad Frankenstein impression. Kung Lao was right behind him confused to the injuries as well.
"Well long story short, all of you tried to get Mileena's boyfriend drunk." Raiden answered.
"Why?" was the resounding response with a wince from those who had hangovers.
"Because during the time Shao Kahn was badgering me about my relationship Stryker thought it would be a good idea to get me drunk. Shortly afterwards we got into a fight." Michael responded only to receive a booming laughter that was cut short do to headaches and eight glares to the one that didn't stop for that reason.
"Yeah, and some how you kicked all of our butts." Kintaro sarcastically replied.
"I wouldn't say he did that but he diffidently did his far share considering by the time I got there you and Jax were holding him down while Liu was attempting to drown him in Tequila." Raiden responded remembering the visual while Shang was in the position he was trying to get out of.
"Ok but why were we doing that?" Asked Sub-Zero before he heard his answer in a bone chilling sweet voice.
"I don't know, Sifu. Maybe it has something to do with all of you not believing him when he said he was in love with Mileena." All the guys that had there backs towards the doorway slowly turned around noticing that a group of thirteen women were standing right behind them and not a single one appeared to be pleased. Over half of the girls had picked out which guy to glare at too.
"Party time." Raiden whispered as Fujin quickly pulled Johnny out of the crossfire and Michael began attempting to ignore what was about to happen so the food he was preparing wouldn't be burnt.
Mileena had her eyes dead set on Stryker, Sonya's sights were set on Jax, Sareena and Frost's icy stares had homed in on Sub-Zero, Sheeva had her jaw clinched and arms crossed eyeballing her husband, both Jade and Kitana were issuing a non-vocal challenge for their respective boyfriends to speak, and Sindel ultimately decided she should do the same to her one time spouse. As much as Shang would hate to admit it he gladly accepted the pity that the other women were giving him by not glaring at him considering he would be defenseless against the slaps he undoubtedly knew was coming for the others.
"Good Morning, Gorgeous, do you want me to fix you breakfast?"
"Thank you, Michael. Would you be willing to make me an omelet?"
"Of course I'm willing. Is there anything special you want on it?"
"Cheese, bell peppers, some mushrooms and if it isn't much trouble STRYKER'S GONADS." Mileena hissed before eight hands reached out and hit their prospected targets repeatedly.
"Stryker, Stryker, how could you go along with an idea from that idiot Jax!"
"Sub Zero where was that internal lie detector you always tell me you have when all of that was going on."
"How could you not believe that man was in love with my best friend you jerk?"
"What happened to always help the people in need stuff you preach about to those kids at the school the other day, Kung Lao!"
"I am madder at you then I ever been in all my days, Shao!"
"Why couldn't you stop them from attacking him instead of helping? I can't believe you are such a moron, Liu Kang!"
The boys were to busy trying to deflect the blows and resist the pain the voices of the women were causing to come up with an intelligent response. When Tanya glimpsed at Shang she noticed he had the good sense to look abashed for his actions of the previous night incase one of the others decided he might need to be reprimanded also. Soon the all of the slaps had seized when Liu got the idea to start apologizing to Michael about the whole ordeal and the men started following suit.
"All right guys apology accepted under the condition that you help me make breakfast for everyone here."
"Michael you might want to rethink that because last time Kintaro cooked he nearly destroyed my kitchen." Sheeva stated.
"And don't forget Shao never made his own meals." Sindel added.
"Well I'm sure they can at least cut and peel some of the fruit I have in fridge. You can't tell me they are incompetent to use a knife." He said handing the two men a pair of knifes.
"Umm… how am I going to help with me like this?" asked the soul stealing sorcerer.
"Don't worry about it Shang. Besides I'm sure Stryker would be more then willing to feed you breakfast."
"Oh I don't think he wouldn't mind doing that. Would you?" Kira asked holding one her knifes dangerously close to his skin.
"No I wouldn't." The captain answered before hurriedly making his way to the kitchen.
"Good." Michael started before turning his attention to the monks, "You guys don't worry about helping out with breakfast, but, if at all possible could you guys wash and dry the dishes when we're done."
"Sure." Kung Lao eagerly agreed remembering the last time he tried to cook for Jade a romantic Italian dinner only to order delivery. Not that she knew of course. To bad Liu wasn't so eager to agree.
"I guess so, but, why? Kitana could tell you I'm an excellent chief."
"Because I think a certain pair of girls will keep the two of you busy considering a certain event from last night." While the monks stared at the firefighter before turning to Raiden for help as a maniacal gleam came to their girlfriends eyes. With an ever growing grin on his face the thunder god spoke.
"Two words: Lap Dance." With that said the monks started cowering as the Edenian princess and her best friend started a new round of punish the boyfriend. Johnny Cage just looked on in bewilderment trying to figure out what in the Neitherrealm was going on.
"Cage, if you don't mind me asking, but, what are you doing here?" Li Mei questioned.
"Honestly, I don't remember." he answered seeing Michael kiss Mileena on the forehead as he wrapped a single arm around her and she hugged him.
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A/N: Hopefully for those that haven't figured out what happend to Shang the comment Kintaro made helped you out. Until next time for one of my fanfics Shogun Out!