The large Koopa and the male Gerudo stood in front of the Smash Hotel with a large cannon.
"Bob-ombs ready?" Bowser asked.
Ganondorf laughed and nodded. He aimed at the room where Master Hand spent most of the day.
"Time to fire..." Ganondorf whispered.
"What are you doing?" Ness asked.
Bowser and Ganondorf fell back, but quickly got back up.
"You're trying to destroy the Smash Hotel?!" Ness yelled.
"Flee," was all Bowser said.
And that was just what Ganondorf and Bowser were doing in the next second. They had ran away from the cannon, just as Master Hand looked out the window-and what Master Hand saw was Ness and a cannon. And in a few seconds, Ness was up in Master Hand's room being yelled at.
"Good morning, Pit," Mario cried out.
Pit woke up and saw Mario, Link, Pikachu and Kirby standing at the side of his bed all smiling happily.
"Umm...good morning?" Pit said, somewhat confused.
"We're very happy to have you here. We even brought you your breakfast," Link said.
Link took out a plate with...Superspicy Curry. Pit just didn't know it was spicy.
"Oh thanks. What is this stuff?" Pit asked.
"Poyo!" Kirby cried out.
"It's a new meal prepared by Master Hand. He calls it-curry," Mario replied, still in a happy tone.
Pit took his spoon and took a bite. The second he did, Mario, Link, Pikachu and Kirby exited the room laughing while Pit's mouth was set literally on flames. Meta Knight, in the room next door, woke up and flew over to his friend's room.
"Pit!" he cried out.
Pit ran around spitting out fire from his mouth. His whole body felt as if it was set of flames. The fire from his mouth flew everywhere. He felt as if he was going to die...but suddenly, the fire had stopped although Pit's body still felt as if it was exploding with flames.
"Pit, what happen?" Meta Knight asked.
"Those four 'veterans' gave me some curry. It was way too hot! They tried to kill me or something," Pit explained.
Meta Knight looked at the Superspicy Curry left on Pit's bed. He grabbed the spoon, but forgot he had a mask so he couldn't eat it.
"I'll tell Master," he said and flew off.
Pit, still feeling as if he was on flames, flew down to the bottom room where all the food was. He got himself some bread, some orange juice and some Koopa Krisp (a kind of cereal). Meta Knight came down but not to eat anything-it seemed as if he never ate, probably because of his mask. He sat next to Pit.
"Master Hand says the Superspicy Curry is harmless. He was the one who had made it as an item that players will use in the Smash tournament. Mario, Link, Kirby and Pikachu are in trouble for using items before the tournament started," Meta Knight explained.
"Harmless," Pit repeated, in a chuckle.
Mario and Pikachu came down and completely ignored Pit and Meta Knight and got some food. Mario and Pikachu then went upstairs.
"I bet veterans always cause trouble for newcomers," Pit said sadly.
"In just a few months though, we won't be considered newcomers though," Meta Knight replied.
Ness walked down the road crying. While walking, he met up with Fox who was practicing his aim with his blaster.
"Hey, Ness, what's wrong?" Fox asked.
"Smash Bros. Brawl! I got kicked out because Master Hand and Crazy Hand thought that I had tried to destroy the Smash Hotel..." Ness then explained the whole story.
"AGH! Those troublemakers," Fox ran to the Smash Hotel.
The Sandbag was sent flying across the air.
"Good hit," Crazy Hand commented.
"Thanks," Link said.
"Well, Master Hand told me a few of your moves need to be changed. Same with you Mario. Pikachu and Kirby, you already practiced, you have nothing to be chaged, you can go back to the hotel," Crazy Hand said.
They were in a large baseball stadium, except they weren't playing baseball, they practicing hitting with the Sandbag with all their cool moves. Pikachu and Kirby left the stadium together, talking to each other, however as they don't speak English, Mario and Link had no idea what they said.
"My moves have to be changed?" Mario asked shocked.
Link didn't say anything, but his expression was the same.
"Only a little bit. Barely," Crazy Hand said.
He carried a F.L.U.D.D. onto the stage. FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device, was placed on the stage and given to Mario.
"You will now be able to use FLUDD for one attack," Crazy Hand explained.
"I am FLUDD, a flash-" Mario kicked FLUDD.
"So what will I do with FLUDD? Rocket fifty feet in the air with the Rocket Nozzle? Run super fast with the Turbo Nozzle? Or...hover with the hover nozzle?" Mario asked.
"You will spray water at opponents with the Squirt Nozzle," Crazy Hand said.
Link burst out laughing, as Mario grew very angry. He picked up FLUDD, put it on his back and sprayed water at the sandbag. All the water did was push the Sandbag barely. It didn't even do damage.
"What about Mario Tornado?" Mario asked.
"It will now be your Down Aerial standard attack. You may leave," Crazy Hand told him and Mario did so, complaining.
"Don't change my moves to something ridiculous," Link told him.
Crazy Hand took Link's sword away, spread some magic on it or something and gave it back to Link.
"What did you do!?" Link asked.
"I made it so it can now be charged up," Crazy Hand explained.
"Cool!" Link exclaimed, admiring his sword.
"And your bombs will..." Crazy Hand didn't finish.
"Are you replacing my super amazing bombs that go BOOM and PWOOSH?" Link asked.
"Sure," Crazy Hand replied.
Link was about to kill Crazy Hand when a red and green Alloy came in. They were carrying a bag.
"Master Hand finally finished the new, green version of the Alloys? Ah, cool!" Crazy Hand exclaimed.
"Here are Link's new bombs," the green Alloy told him.
Link opened the bag and saw bombs. They didn't look very different from the ones he already had, but they looked slightly cooler. He took out all of his old bombs and put the new ones in his bag.
"These were made by Barnes," Barnes explained.
Another red and green Alloy entered with two boxes. Link opened both of them-one had the Hale Boomerang and the Hero's Bow. Link smiled, put his old bow and boomerang away and put the Gale and Hero's items in his bag.
"Thanks," he said.
"You forgot something," the Red Alloy told him.
Reaching in the box, he got out a Clawshot. He threw his Hookshot on the ground.
"You may leave."
Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Marth and Falco were talking down in the park.
"I bet you two Smash Coins that Roy, Marth and Falco will all get replaced," Captain Falcon said.
Donkey Kong made some monkey noises, while he ate his banana.
"Two Smash Coins!? Wow, I bet you thirty five Smash Coins that I will be in Brawl," Marth said.
"Heh. Sure. Meanwhile, I bet you one Smash Coin that the F-Zero series will get one more playable character and that a new Fire Emblem character will be coming in after Marth and Roy have been kicked out," Captain Falcon said.
"I say you get kicked out of Brawl! I bet twenty Smash Coins!" Falco yelled out.
"I bet you one hundred Smash Coins I will punch you RIGHT NOW!" Captain Falcon cried.
He raised his arm ready to punch when he saw Ness walking by, crying. Captain Falcon then stopped looking at Ness and...hey where did Falco go? Captain Falcon turned around.
"You didn't punch me RIGHT NOW. You owe me one hundred Smash Coins," Falco told him and ran away.
Captain Falcon was very angry but he turned around and ran to Ness and asked him what was wrong. Ness explained.
"I'm sure Fox will tell Master Hand that Ganondorf and Bowser were the ones trying to blow up the hotel and not you. Master Hand will understand. Fox is probably telling Master Hand right now-"
Fox, Peppy, Slippy and Krystal were in the Arwings. After Fox had tried to enter the hotel, a bunch of red and green Alloys yelled at him for not being in Brawl yet and kicked him out. So now it was time to get in the hotel another way...
"I got an enemy on my tail!" Slippy cried.
"I'm on it," Fox said as he turned the Arwing around and shot the harmless bird that was following Slippy.
"Thanks! I thought they had me!" Slippy cried.
"We're now entering Smash Hotel Garden!" Krystal said.
"COOL!" Peppy cried out.
"Hey, Slippy! Don't get too excited!" Peppy told him.
Suddenly, some harmless birds flew out of a tree.
"There's too many!" Fox cried out.
"Do a barrel roll!" Peppy told him.
Fox did so and actually dodged a bird.
"All ships report! All ships report!" Fox cried out.
A bird was harmlessly flying near the ship because it was so curious to see what the Arwing was. The Arwing did a barrel roll and killed the bird. The others shot down many birds until they saw it-the Smash Hotel.
"We will now enter the Smash Hotel!" Fox told everyone.
"Ready?" Slippy asked.
"Yes!" they all said.
Suddenly, they saw their worst nightmare. On top of the Smash Hotel was a seagull. The seagull flew up and attacks Slippy. Slippy's ship exploded into a million pieces.
"Oh man, I'm gonna have to back off," Slippy said.
Krystal tried shooting the seagull but the seagull wasn't dead just yet. The seagull, with a flap of his wings, blew Krystal's Arwing into a tree which made her Arwing blow up.
"What now?" Peppy asked.
"LANDMASTER!" Fox cried.
Fox jumped out of the Arwing and suddenly, the Landmaster arrived. He jumped inside and controlled the Landmaster which shot the seagull to death. Fox jumped into his Arwing again just as the Landmaster disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"We shall now enter Smash Hotel!" Fox cried.
Both remaining Arwings flew in through the window (breaking it). Peppy's Arwing crashed into a wall blowing it up and sending Peppy out the window, while Fox jumped out the Arwing safely, right in front of Master Hand.
"Why are you here!?" Master Hand asked.
"I'm here to tell you. Something about Ness," he said.
"There's a character named Ness who has appeared in the Smash Bros. series up until now and..." Master Hand didn't finish.
Fox began telling Master Hand about how Ness was innocent. Meanwhile, in the other room Crazy Hand was reading more letters.
"Let's see...Animal Crosser, a Hanenbow, Waluigi, a duck and...a Pictochat Smiley? That would be a nice character," Crazy Hand said.
But still, what will happen next? Will Master Hand believe Fox? Are Slippy, Krystal and Peppydead? Will Captain Falcon ever give Falco the money he owes him? Will Ness get in the game? Will Pit get revenge?
(Please review! Thanks!)