It was a pretty normal day at the Smash Hotel
"So, technically I'm not in the tournament?" Samurai Goroh asked.
"Yes, you're not in the tournament but you'll still get to be at the Smash Hotel," Sakurai told him.
"Then what do I do?" the Samurai asked.
"You will be transformed into a trophy and I will randomly place you on the stage when I feel like it. When players get your trophy, you will be turned back to life and you will help the one who released you for a short time..." Sakurai told him.
Goroh nodded and walked off to his own room in the Smash Hotel. Fox and Wario watched him from downstairs, and Fox ran up to his veteran friends while Wario ran to...the newcomers.
"Hey! There's some weird Samurai guy up there!" Wario told the two newcomers.
"A newcomer?" Pit asked.
"I don't know if he's a veteran or newcomer," Wario told him.
"Well, hopefully, he's not annoying like you," Meta Knight said, as he ran up to the second floor pushing Wario out of the way.
Upstairs...
"There's another newcomer," Fox told his veteran friends.
"Oh, goodie. Another one to go. What's his name?" Mario asked taking a paper and pencil.
The paper had a list of all the newcomers. Pit, Meta Knight and Wario were already on and Pit had a check mark next to his name. This obviously meant the veterans had already caused him trouble.
"I don't know," Fox replied.
"We'll just call him Newcomer 1. We can edit his name later. So now, we have to torment Meta, Wario and that newcomer guy," Mario told the others.
"Let's go for Wario next. He almost killed me," Link told Mario.
The five veterans nodded and then set up their plan as Pit and Meta Knight followed Goroh.
"Ugh-hello," Goroh greeted the people chasing him.
"Welcome to the Smash Hotel. Are you a newcomer and what's your name?" Meta Knight asked Goroh.
"I'm Samurai Goroh-and I'm...kind of a newcomer. I'm an Asisst Trophy actually," Goroh told the two and entered his room and shut the door with a loud slam.
"His name is Samurai Goroh, Mario," Link told Mario, as Mario erased 'Newcomer 1' and wrote 'Goroh'.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Pit asked angrily.
"Where's Wario?" Mario asked.
"Downstairs. Eating," Meta Knight told him and the two veterans headed down.
Suddenly, before the red plumber and Hylian hero entered the 'Smash Restaurant', they heard an announcement from Sakurai that could be heard everywhere in the Smash Hotel.
"I want all veterans and newcomers to come down to the training room! This does not count Assists! Thank you!" Sakurai yelled out.
Soon, Mario, Link, Pikachu, Kirby, Fox, Meta Knight, Pit and Wario were all downstairs in the training room. Sakurai came down as well and explained Smash Balls and Assist Trophies. He also told them about third-party characters being in the tourn-
"WHAT!? You mean we may get to see Rayman or thar Sora guy from Kingdom of Hearts? And maybe even Pac-man!? I don't want-" Fox complained but then ran out of words.
"See...I'm probably just gonna add one or two or maybe three third-party characters. I have one third-party character on his way to the hotel right now..." Sakurai told them.
"Better not be Sonic," Mario hoped.
"Actually it's Snake," Sakurai told them.
A strange silence filled the room and then some Metal Gear Solid music started playing. Snake enters the room with his Cyphel and then landed right next to Sakurai.
"SNAKE? SNAKE! SSSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!" everyone but Sakurai and Snake shouted.
"It's show time!" Snake said.
"Okay. Now for Final Smashes..." Sakurai then explained about Final Smashes...
After Sakurai was done with the explanation, he let the characters try their Final Smashes on the Sandbag. Link trapped the Sandbag in a Triforce, slashed it and then sent it flying. Pikachu turned into a great round ball of thunder and flew around hitting the Sandbag. Mario released a large wave of fire on the Sandbag. Meta Knight trapped the Sandbag inside his cape and sent it somewhere else (Sakurai had to get a new one). Pit called Palutena, who sent an army of Centurions to attack the Sandbag. Wario ate some garlic and turned into Wario-Man who started beating up the Sandbag.
"Wario...that was the dumbest Final Smash I have seen," Fox told him.
"Don't be mean to the newcomer, Fox," Sakurai said.
"Heh-like Fox has any good Final Smash," Wario laughed.
Fox smiled, as Sakurai opened up a box that contained a Smash Ball. It flew up in the air, and Fox jumped up and kicked it. He broke it open, and he started glowing. The characters waited impatiently to see his Final Smash and...
"LANDMASTER!!" Fox shouted and jumped up.
Fox then came down, but now, on top of a Landmaster. The Landmaster shot the Sandbag, ran into it and spun around making the Sandbag fly around like crazy. The Landmaster then disappeared and Fox came out.
"Nice," Sakurai said and smiled.
"Snake!" Mario reminded Sakurai.
Sakurai told around to see Snake, on the ground, apparently talking to himself.
"Snake, what are you-" Sakurai didn't finish.
"I'm calling Colonel. I need some info on these people I have never met," Snake said.
He left the room, while talking to Colonel about Wario. Sakurai then decided he would try Snake's Final Smash some other day and let the characters leave. He went into the entrance and saw the people he was expecting.
Ike, Tom Nook, Stafy, a Nintendog and the Wild Gunman entered the hotel and looked around. Sakurai lead them down to the Training Room.
"We're here to see which character can be in this tournament. ALLOY!" Sakurai shouted and a powerful Red Alloy came in.
Sakurai nodded and said, "Ike, you must fight this Alloy. If you can beat it then you can be in this tournament."
Ike tossed his sword in the air, jumped up, caught it and came back down damaging the Alloy. Ike tried to slash it, but the Alloy moved out of the way and punched Ike in the side of his face. Ike rolled on the floor, got up and slashed the Alloy several times. The Alloy grabbed him and threw him into a wall. Ike wasn't going to give up yet though-the Alloy tried to punch him again, but Ike jumped up and when he came down he slashed the Alloy making the Alloy fly up in the air, hit the ceiling and come back down, defeated.
"I fight for my friends," Ike said, in a strange voice.
"Very good. Good. Next is...Tom Nook," Sakurai said.
Another Red Alloy came in and Tom Nook nervously walked up to it, He was punched in the face, so Tom Nook took out some bells (currency used in Animal Crossing games) and tossed them at the Alloy. The Alloy didn't flinch at all, but they still somewhat hurt. The Alloy spun around and kicked Tom Nook and sent him flying into a wall.
"Eh, sorry. You're too weak. You can go back to Smashville now. Guess what? Some of the matches in the tournament will be played in Smashville, so be sure to watch the fights!" Sakurai told him.
Tom Nook wasn't very excited at the news but still smiled and left. Then...
"Nintendog?" Sakurai asked.
The Nintendog ran past the Red Alloy and ran into Sakurai. Sakurai picked the dog up and the Nintendog started licking Sakurai and moving his paws up and down.
"He would make a good Assist Trophy!" Sakurai said.
The Red Alloy clearly didn't think so, but there was no point in arguing with Sakurai, since after all, it was his tournament. Or, actually it was...Master Hand's tournament.
"Stafy," Sakurai said.
"I'll do it! I'm doing it!" Stafy said as he started skipping.
He then spun around and the Red Alloy was pushed back a bit. But the Red Alloy simply gave a kick and Stafy was already sent flying.
"Assist," Sakurai said and once again, the Red Alloy did not agree with his decision.
"Wild Gunman," Sakurai said, as the Wild Gunman got out his gun.
The Red Alloy charged at the Gunman but the Gunman started firing him with his gun.
"FIRE!!" the Gunman shouted.
The Red Alloy didn't flinch at all and kicked the Gunman, making his guns fly out of his hands. The Gunman gasped and the Red Alloy prepared to deliver a punch.
"It's over. Sorry Gunman. Can't be in," Sakurai said.
Ike now walked up to his room and didn't even notice he was being spied by Mario and Kirby. Meanwhile, Snake was being spied by Link and Pikachu. And Fox spied on the Nintendog and Stafy who were both playing tag or some other weird game. Pit walked up to Fox.
"Thinking of ways to give newcomers trouble, eh?" Pit asked.
"Of course..." Fox replied.
"Come on, please tell me you're not gonna give the cute little starfish and that little harmless dog any pain!" Pit said.
"You're right. After all, they're just assists," Fox said and walked away, leaving Pit awkwardly watching Stafy laughing as the Nintendog ran in circles.
Well, this chapter was pretty short. Sorry I haven't updated in a long time. Guess I'll only be able to update during the weekends now. Still, please review! Thanks! )