The next chapter!! Sorry that it took so long… A bit of writers block, you know? Ha-ha, anyway. This is a sequel to Sakurelles story the Mary Sue curse!! GO READ IT!! Then you can read this and I won't yell again, at least, that's what you hope.
"And where, exactly, are we going again?" Johhny asked, his deep rich musical voice, laced with strength and honor, drifted across Bakuras ears, making them feel as though heaven had been found on earth... in that voice. Bakura stopped in his tracks, and the sue, of course, didn't run into him as it didn't benefit the plot and Bakura wasn't a female main character. But of course Bakura remembered it had been the same way with the other sue, so he had to struggle to remember what he was supposed to say to reply to that question. And fail miserably.
"No?" Bakura asked, unsure of course of what he was saying. Which of course made him wonder if he had said the right thing at all. Johnny's brown eyes priced him with that glare again, one that told him he had gotten it wrong. Again.
"Your not answering the question."
"We are going to... Wait, weren't your eyes green before?" Bakura said looking at the sues eyes carefully. "And why are you starting to look like dog boy?"
"Dog boy!" The sue exclaimed looking affronted, his voice clearly saying that Bakura had screwed up, badly. Too bad for Bakura that Johhny didn't know that dog boy was what Kaiba called Joey Wheeler, as it wouldn't benifit the plot.
"I mean Joey Wheeler." Bakura said hastily, it wouldn't do to have the sue get mad at him now then would it? The sue simply offered another killer look, too bad this sues power wasn't to have looks that could kill. eh? Now if it had been poor Bakura would have been dead on the spot. As it was he nearly burst into tears. All sues have those kind of glares you know. "We should really get going..." Bakura said hesitantly still trying not to break down and cry.
"My eyes have always been green and I've always looked this way." The sue said rather bluntly before uttering the most wonderful sigh and followed Bakura obediently. "Now just where are we going?" Johnny asked with just the slightest beautiful eye roll.
"To someone called Mai Valentine" Bakura said looking over the sue with a smirk. "Hah, the original plan was to take him to Tae, but this is so much better." He thought still smirking. And why shouldn't he be? This would work much better then Maliks plan. At least, that's what we hope.
"Mai Valentine? I've heard of her before." Johhny said ignoring the fact that Bakura was smirking. Why wouldn't he? He's a sue after all. He could offer one a thousand times better then that puny thing that Bakura called a smirk.
"How has he ever heard of Mai Valentine? I thought that he came from little Kuribohs? Right, he's a sue." Bakura thought, the so-called smirk falling from his face as he cast a suspicious glance at the sue. Who knows what else he might know, O right. Mokuba could. "Note to self, kidnappe Mokuba" Bakura muttered.
"What did you just say?" The sue said, slightly irritated that the story hadn't been fully focused on him yet. Well, for the most part anyway. He covered this irritation by running his hand gracefully through his hair, making it messy, but cute. Of course. This made every girl, and maybe some guys as well, within seeing distance to instantly swoon, and maybe a few out of sight as well. Wait, of course they did. Johnny's a sue!
"Nothing, nothing. Let go see your soon-to-be love interest Mai Valentine." Bakura said "quickly". He of course had nearly swooned with the rest of them, the sue still had the Legolas factor you know. And it was butchering his personality to no stop. Which is good news for the readers, but not him. Which we all know, and laugh about.
"Wouldn't it make more sense to go see Joey? I am his long lost twin after all." Johnny said, a gracefully beautiful look of distain for how Bakura was handling this. Of course, he didn't ask why Bakura had said 'soon-to-be love interest' he could safely assume that he had researched sues. And Johnny would have to be right. He's a sue after all. Or maybe its just because he forgot that he had heard Maliks and Bakuras plan, something that had to be essential to the plot, otherwise he would never have forgotten. Sues are like elephants that way you know.
"Long lost twin? But aren't you from?..." Bakura said with a clearly confused look on his face.
"No, of course not. I am, and always have been Joey Wheelers long-lost-twin, and I have come here to find my long-lost-brother after years of wondering what he was like. But I couldn't have left my poor ill adopted mother before this, the poor woman died only a moth ago." Johnny announced with a dramatic flare to his voice, tears coming into his eyes for good effect.
"Uh huh...Okaaayyy then." Bakura said slowly, trying to take in the newest inconsistency. The sue fixed him with a clearly disgusted look, and why not? Apparently a sue could take any plot inconsistency twice as fast as any other character.
"Can we go? I'm sure that Mai will be their anyway, how could she not? It would benefit me after all." The sue said with a slight flip of his hair. How he did that with short hair we will never know. But he's a sue. What else do you expect?
Huh? Oh, um, yeah, right." Bakura said, still trying to ingest the inconsistency, or maybe he was about to swoon again. Eh, either way. Bakura turned rather bloody unsure of where to go next.
"I'm being taken to my future love interest by a twit." Johnny thought with a slight sigh ad looked at Bukura, who he had now dubbed, The Twit. "Follow me, I bet that they will be at a card shop." he said starting to walk ahead of Bakura, who followed rather meekly in the wake of the much more handsome and strong twin of our very own Joey Wheeler.
So, that's it for this chapter in the story! Review and let me know how I did!! Be harsh, did I actully get any humor that could even be considered decent?