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Chapter 2 -- Welcome to the Host Club
The blonde-haired boy stood still in shock as the other Nobodies all stared at him.
"That is Roxas, Number XIII. The new member who weilds double Keyblades, remember?" Zexion explained as he scanned the boy over.
A unanimous "OH!" came from the other present Organization members.
"Uh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt something?" asked a shy Roxas.
"Nope!" Axel replied happily. "We're just planning out our new..." He suddenly stopped and stared at Roxas.
"I was just looking for a place to rest," Roxas said slowly. "I've been training all day and I'm pretty tired, but if this room is taken I'll look somewhere else..."
"HE'S PERFECT!" shouted Axel excitedly, causing everyone in the room to jump in suprise. Roxas stumbled back and hit a vase, which fell and instantly broke.
"Oh! I'm so sorry! I'll fix this!" Roxas tried rearranging the pieces of the broken vase, but to no avail.
"See? He even broke a vase!" Axel said to the others. "He's our Haruhi!"
"Haruhi? What are you talking about?" Roxas stood up and looked at the ecstatic Axel.
"Yeah, he does seem a lot like Haruhi," said Marluxia. "He's new, and he's clumsy!"
"I'm not clu... Just what are you talking about?" Roxas was looking around at the faces of the Nobodies, trying to find an answer to his question.
Axel stood up straight and pointed right at Roxas. "From henceforth, you are a member of the Organization XIII Host Club!" he shouted.
"Basically, we've just organized a club to charm girls until they trust us enough that we can steal their hearts," Zexion explained before Roxas could once again ask what was going on. "Axel here is the leader, and I am the vice president."
"I'm the cute one who eats sweets!" Demyx exclaimed, jumping over to Roxas. "I'm Demyx, Number IX!"
Demyx went off to explain the full story to Roxas while Axel began figuring out what characters they still needed.
"Good, we have the Natural. Now we just need a Wild type, like Mori!"
"I volunteer Xaldin," Marluxia said. "He seems kinda like that, and he doesn't seem to mind Demyx too much."
"Good! All right, Roxas! I have your first task for you!" Axel said, looking over at the poor blonde kid who had just been thrown into utter chaos.
"Task? Demyx didn't say anything about a task!" Roxas shouted.
"Well, since you did break a vase, you will have to repay your debt by doing menial labor for us until we dub you worthy of hosting," replied Axel. "That's what Tamaki did, and in this club I am Tamaki!"
"Fine..."
Axel smirked, knowing that disturbing Xaldin could be very dangerous. "All right, first you must find Number III, Xaldin, and get him to join our club."
"What if he doesn't want to join the club?" Roxas asked.
"He has no choice. He'll do it if he knows what's good for him!" Marluxia grinned at the thought of getting a higher-ranking member to obey them.
"Now, Roxas, you know which one is Xaldin, right?" asked the red-haired leader.
"Uh, yeah, I think so..." Roxas thought for a moment. "Black hair tied up in dreadlocks, tends to spend a lot of time cooking, right?"
"That's the one!" Demyx exclaimed. "Good luck!"
Roxas nodded and left the room. He had heard rumors of Xaldin's bad temper, but he figured that if Number III would get angry, he could just blame everything on that Axel guy.
This is so stupid, a club based on some girls' anime...thought Roxas gloomily as he rounded the corner of the hallway. He soon came to a room with a sign posted above the doorway, which bore the name, "Number III, Xaldin." Roxas gently knocked on the door, but no one answered. He must not be in right now, Roxas figured. He was about to leave when he heard soft music coming from inside the room. Someone was obviously in there. Roxas tried knocking again, but still no one came.
Finally, Roxas decided to try opening the door. He tugged at the door handle, and the door flew right open. Roxas peered inside the dark room to see Xaldin meditating in the middle of the room.
Private reflection period? Roxas wondered. He walked into the room and quietly approached Xaldin. Suddenly, Xaldin turned around and threw a lance at Roxas. It grabbed the back of his hood and thrust him against the wall.
"It's just me!" Roxas shouted in fear. "Number XIII! Don't kill me!"
"Oh, just a wandering Nobody..." Xaldin seemed disappointed. "Why have you dared to disturb my meditation period?"
Roxas gulped as he saw irritation in Xaldin's face. "I was sent to look for you," he squeaked. "Some of the others are starting a club, and they want you to join!"
"What kind of club?" Xaldin asked as he plucked the lance from Roxas' jacket. Roxas fell with a thud to the floor.
"A host club," replied the frightened Nobody. "Something about charming women and stealing their hearts! I'm not really sure, Axel just made me join and told me to find you!"
Xaldin sighed. "Oh, Axel. Then it's just something to cause more trouble." He went back to the floor and continued his meditation.
"Wait, you're not coming along?" Roxas shouted in shock.
Xaldin turned to Roxas again. "I'm calming myself down so I don't kill Number VIII when I find out how ridiculous this 'club' is," he replied calmly.
Oh boy... thought Roxas. Before he knew it, though, he was headed back toward the break room with a calm but irritated Xaldin.
Upon entering the break room, they were greeted with a, "Good job, Roxas! We have our Wild Type!"
Roxas saw that the rest of the club had been gathering flowers and tea packets to hand out to their customers.
"Marluxia was kind enough to share some of his roses with us, and Zexy here is really good at making tea!" Axel exclaimed.
"What kind of stupid plan are you coming up with this time, Number VIII?" Xaldin asked.
"This is the Organization XIII Host Club!" shouted Axel as he ran up to Roxas and Xaldin. "Let me explain..."
Roxas walked over to Marluxia, Demyx, and Zexion, who were sorting flowers. "So you grew these all yourself?" asked Roxas.
"Yup!" Marluxia grinned at the recognition. "These are all my babies, and I'm glad that we'll be handing them out to such lovely girls like the ones in the anime!"
"WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
Roxas, Marluixa, and Demyx turned to see Xaldin shouting at Axel. Zexion went on sorting tea bags, muttering something like, "That idiot is going to get us all in trouble now..."