Jack lowered himself down the ladder to his room, dropping the hatch closed above him. Jumping to the floor, he turned around and froze with surprise. The first thing his mind processed was the bold red cap nestled atop Ianto's mussed hair. The second thing his mind processed was Ianto stretched out on their bed wearing nothing but the bold red cap. Ianto smiled and sat up, causing the UNIT cap to slide crooked on his head.
"Well this is something... new." Jack said.
"Oh yes. I really like that Martha."
And right now, god dammit, Jack loved that woman.