Okay, just wanna point out some things. Things in bold are the character's actions and things in Normal is the story. I feel that bolding the names of the person who is speaking is a waste of time! So sorry for any inconveniences! Also, I changed the title of my story. As you notice it says, "101 episodes of dares with the Furuba cast." So yeah, I'll only do 101 chapters. Sorry to Mudstripe for having the same title as you. I did not know that it was the same. So credits to Mudstipe for my "Dare the Furuba cast" title.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket!

Isabella: Hello all! Today our star will be MOMIJI! Yes, this episode is dedicated to Momiji! So all dares will revolve around MOMIJI! Okay, so let's get the cast out!

snaps fingers and momiji appears.

Momiji: WAHH, why am I the only one here!

Isabella: Becuase, today you are the star! All dares are for you!

Momiji: YAY ME! Tell me, tell me!

Isabella: Okay, your first dare is from: Courageous Elite and it says: I dare kyo to, hm, oh I've got it! I dare Momiji, to dress up in as winnie the pooh, and he will go walk around in the mall saying phrases such as 'Stay away from my honey!' or while holding the mall directory upside-down and going up and down the escelators 20 times he says 'Where the h-ll is the bra department!?' Okay Momiji! Go and do your dare!

Presents Winnie the pooh outfit and Momiji puts it on.

Momiji: YAY! I'm a cute bear!

Runs to mall.

At the Mall:

everyone is staring at Momiji

Momiji: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT! I am HUMAN!

yells at little girl:

Momiji: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT! GET YOUR OWN DANG HONEY LITTLE GIRL!

Little girl: WAHH, mommy Wiinnie the Pooh is being mean to me!

Mom: What! You watch too much television! Winnie the Pooh is not real.

drags daughter away.

...5 minutes later...

At the store: Winnie the poohb aisle

Dad: Jomar! Hurry up and get something in this dang store!

Jomar: Oh, i know what I want daddy!

Dad: The go and get it!

Jomar: I want that!

Points at Momiji

Dad: Then go and get it!

Jomar: Okay!

Walks over to Momiji

Jomar: Excuse me, are you for sale?

Momiji: NO! Get away from me!

Jomar: Aww...

Looks sadly at Momiji

Momiji: And no! You are not getting any honey! MINE MINE MINE MINE!

Jomar: Wahh, you're mean!

Momiji: Gahh, I'm hating this! I'll do the bra dare already!

In the middle of the mall

Momiji: What the h-ll! What language is this!

looks confusedly at mall directory that is upside down.

Walks over to teenage girl.

Momiji: Excuse me, but do you know where the bra department is?

Teenage Girl: What!?!

looks offended and walks away.

Momiji: Oh!

Runs after old lady and Old man.

Momiji: Excuse me miss! Do you know where the bra department is?
Old man: Ahh, trying to check out girls are you?
Old lady: What! How disgraceful! You bring shame to the name of men!

Whacks Momiji with purse and slowly walks away.

Mimiji: WILL ANYONE TELL ME WHERE THE BRA DEPARTMENT IS!?!

Isabella who was stalking Momiji the whole time laughs out loud.

Isabella: Okay Momiji, that's enough for the dares. Why don't we go and get some mochi?

Momiji: I'd love that!

Isabella: Okay then let's go!

Teenage girl: There he is! That's the little boy who offended me!

Jomar: He's the meany who won't she his honey!

Mom of little girl: He made my daughter have weird thouhgts!

Isabella: Momiji, what did you do?
Momiji: My dare!

Security: Excuse sir, will you come with me to my office?
Momiji: Wahh?? Whar did I do!

Security: Violate these people. Are you with him miss?

Isabella: I have never met him in my life!

Security: Stalking people too! That's it you're going to mall jail!

Momiji: Wahh, you're being mean to me!

momiji gets dragged away.

Isabella: Oh well... poor Momiji. Anyway come back next week for a new episode!

Okay, that's all for now. Gotta uodate other stories! Please review...