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"101 Episodes of Dares"- Good Luck?

Isabella: Welcome back and Happy Early Saint Patrick's day! Okay, so who's the lucky contestant today? Why, we have dares for the whole cast! So let's get them here!

-Snaps Fingers and cast appears-

Haru: Still wondering…

Isabella: Still not telling… Okay! Looks like everyone's here, so let's get this party started! Okay, our first dare is for Shigure-

Shigure: Ugh! I was hoping it wouldn't be me, looks like I'm not lucky today!
Isabella: As I was saying, our first dare is for Shigure from UltimateShipper2008 and it says- Shigure: Don't say anything perverted for a day. Also I dare you to streak in a public place while televised. (Maniacal laughter) no offence, but that's funny.

Hatori: This should be interesting.

Hiro: Such childish games.

Isabella: That IS funny! Okay, so Shigure you got your dare. And to make sure your not perverted today, I hired some models to stay by you the whole day. So just ignore them, Kay?

Kyo: What the…?

Shigure: Did you just say MODELS?

Ayame: OH YES! I shall check them out!

Yuki: Nii-san will you just SHUT UP?

Kyo: YOU GUYS HAVE SICK MINDS!

Isabella: YES. YOUNG models, on fashion magazines.

-Shoji screen opens and models walk in-

Model number one- wearing a pink 2-piece bikini

Model number two- wearing a mini-skirt and white strapless top

Model number three- wearing a high-shorts and a sky blue spaghetti strap

-Shigure's mouth hangs open-

Shigure: I thought I was supposed to be lucky today! Can I at least FLIRT with them?

Isabella: No. That would violate the dare.

Ayame: CAN I FLIRT WITH THEM?

Yuki: ARE YOU CRAZY!

Kyo: You guys have gone MENTAL!

Isabella: Yes, you can.

Shigure: But, it says not to be PERVERTED. It didn't say anything about not being able to FLIRT.

Isabella: That's my own dare to you.

Shiugure: But, that's not fair!

Ayame: Oh, I feel so lucky today! No one EVER sends me dares!

Isabella: Yes it is. Now go streak in public… NAKED!

Shigure: You people are so cruel!

Isabella: Yes. We know that, it's our job.

-Shigure goes in bathroom and comes out wrapped in towel-

Shigure: I'll be back after this! And you will pay!

Ayame: I'll be waiting for you!

Yuki: Are you in love with the models or Shigure? MAKE UP YOUR MIND PERVERT!

Kyo: YOU GUYS DISGUST ME!

-Shigure walks out of room-

With Shigure

Shigure: Oh well, here it goes.

-Takes off towel and exposes body-

Mother: Son! Don't look at that crazy man!

-Covers Son's eyes-

Shigure: It's not like I wanted to do it! It's a dare!

-Runs down sidewalk-

Shigure: I FEEL SO FREE!

In mind: I feel a slight breeze

-Police passes by-

Police: Will the naked man please put his towel on?

Shigure: Sorry! But I can't, this is a dare!

Police: Boy do I feel sad for you.

-Police leaves-

Shigure: I think this is enough, I better go back home.

-Wraps towel around body-

-Shigure returns-

Isabella: So how was it?

Shigure: It was a great experience. Now, of you will excuse me I will go put some clothes on.

Ayame: CAN I COME WITH YOU? I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Yuki: I think Shigure can go on his own!

Isabella: Okay! This next dare is for Ayame and Yuki!

Yuki: Ugh…anything with you is bad.

Ayame: This will be a good time to bond with my brother!

Isabella: This should be interesting. Kyo and Tohru get out of the room for now!

Kyo: WHY SHOULD I DO ANYTHING YOU SAY?

Tohru: Okay!

-Kyo and Tohru leave the room-

Isabella: The dare is from DragonRider28 and it says:

Very funny! OK, I have a dare for Yuki! I dare him to dress up in one of Ayame's skimpy maid outfits and sing "I'm a Barbie Girl" to Machi! Kyo and Tohru MUST be in the room and Yuki can't tell them it's a dare! I can't wait to see this! Oh, and I dare Uo-chan to act like Tohru for a Whole chapter! This is gonna be hilarious! ('.')
(") (")

Isabella: Okay! We just need Uo and Machi here!

-Snaps Finger and Uo and Machi appear-

Uo: How did I get here again?

Isabella: You have a dare.

Uo: Cool. Give it to me.

Isabella: Be like Tohru for this whole episode.

Uo: I could never pull Tohru's style off!

Isabella: Well, tough luck! Do your best!

Ayame: OH YUKI! OUR OUTFIT IS READY!

Yuki: I AM NOT WEARING THAT!

-Maid outfit goes just above the knees and is in blue and white checkers-

Isabella: It's a dare, you have to wear it!

Machi: If you wear it, I'll be happy.

Yuki: fine. But I'm not happy about this.

-Takes maid outfit and changes in room-

Isabella: KYO! TOHRU! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!

Kyo: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

Isabella: None of your business now sit.

Kyo: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

-Kyo and Tohru sits down my Machi and Uo-

Tohru: Hey Uo!

Uo: Hey Tohru! And Kyo!

Kyo: What did you just say?

Uo: Hi Kyo.

Kyo: WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS A TRAP! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!

-Yuki walks back in room with maid outfit-

Kyo: HAHA! YOU DAMN RAT! YOU LOOK SO STUPID!

Machi: Why do you say rat?

Uo: Yes, why?

Tohru: Uhm, just some random thoughts.

Haru: YUKI. You look beautiful.

Yuki: Say that again Haru and I will never stay with you.

Ayame: BROTHER! You look FABULOUS!

Shigure: OH MY GOD YUKI DID YOU DECIDE TO WEAR GIRL CLOTHES FROM NOW ON?

Yuki: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?

Isabella: I'm starting the music!

-Yuki stands in front of everyone-

Kyo: WHAT THE HELL?

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

Haru: OH MY GOD…

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

-Uo and Tohru are laughing silently and blushing-

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair; undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

-Machi is staring as Yuki dances around her-

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

-Kyo is cracking up and is rolling on the floor pointing at Yuki-

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

Isabella: OH MY GOD…

Kyo: ENCORE!

Yuki: SHUT UP YOU STUPID CAT!

Uo and Tohru: BRAVO!

Machi: Wow Yuki… that was, uhh… something

-Machi and Yuki blushes-

Isabella: Okay, that's all for now! My hands are tired and I need to type my other story! Bye! Send more dares!