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"101 Episodes of Dares"- Dates
Isabella: Yay! More dares, I'm happy!
Kyo: Well, we're not!
Isabella: Okay, so our first set of dares is from Curlyangel and it say's:
I dare Ayame to ignore Yuki
Shigure to ignore Tohru
Kyo and Tohru have to go on a date while Uo and Hana spy on them (Uo and Hana cannot be seen & Tohru and Kyo have to kiss!)
Right after that, Uo and Hatori have 2 go on a date!
Isabella: Yes! That is very nice! Thank you so much curlyangel for those wonderful dares! So everyone's here right? Okay! Ayame!
Ayame: Don't worry for I am here Yuki!
Yuki: I don't want to be near you!
Ayame: Come on Yuki, we need to BOND!
Isabella: Well, bond another day because you have a dare!
Ayame: A dare? FINALLY! What does it say!
Isabella: Okay, curlyangel wants you to ignore Yuki.
Ayame: WHAT! I ignore YUKI! That cannot be, but if I must. I'm sorry Yuki but we will bond on another day!
Yuki: This is the best dare yet.
Isabella: Okay! Shigure!
Shigure: Another dare! Boy, people must love me! They want to see me naked!
Isabella: GROSS! More of those dares and I'll have to bump this up from rated T to M! Well, your dare is to ignore Tohru!
Shigure: What! Bad luck keeps on happening to me. Poor me!
Isabella: Yeah… okay! Kyo and Tohru, you guys have a dare.
Kyo: OH GREAT! ANOTHER DARE FOR ME!
Isabella: I'm sure you'll like this dare Kyo!
Kyo:
What
dare would I like!
Isabella:
A
dare where you gotta go on a date with Tohru then kiss her silly!
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL! I GET ENOUGH OF THAT GOOSHINESS IN YOUR OTHER STORIES!
Isabella: Are you saying that you hate Tohru! YOU ARE BREAKING THE HEART OF A KYORU FAN HERE!
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL IS KYORU! AND OF COURSE I DON'T HATE HER!
Isabella: It's your name and Tohru's name combined! Isn't it CUTE! So that mean's you LOVE HER!
Kyo: …
Isabella: Okay, where in the world is Tohru!
Tohru: Oh I am so sorry Iz! I was in the bathroom!
Isabella: Okay, you're going to go on a date with Kyo now so off you go!
Tohru: Huh but-
Kyo: Let's get this over with.
-Grabs Tohru's hand and walks towards door-
Isabella: AWW! KYORU! Don't forget about the last part Kyo!
Tohru: What's Kyoru?
Kyo: its better that you don't know, now come on!
-Walks out of door with Tohru-
Isabella: As for the other part of this dare… HANA! UO!
Uo: Someone called my name?
Hana: I am here.
Isabella: Okay! So you guys have a dare!
Uo: Alright! BRING IT ON!
Isabella: O-Kay? Your dare is to spy on a date that Kyo and Tohru are on and make sure you don't get caught, okay?
Uo: Sounds like fun!
Hana: We will keep an eye on Kyo too…
Uo: Yes, so let's go before they get far!
Isabella: Uo! I want to see you after you guys are done!
-Runs out of room, Hana is walking-
Isabella: Okay I guess I'll stay here and watch you guys!
Ayame: We're not babies! We don't need to be watched!
Isabella: I need to make sure you guys are doing your dares.
Ayame: I'm so sorry Yuki!
Yuki: Why are you sorry?
Isabella: You're supposed to be ignoring him Ayame- see what I mean!
--
Kyo: Okay, where do you want to go first?
Tohru: Why don't we just go there?
-Points at movies-
Tohru: I don't want to spend too much money!
Kyo: Let's get going then.
--
Uo: Hey- you see them anywhere?
Hana: My waves are telling me they're heading to the movies.
Uo: Cool, let's get going then.
--
Shigure: YAY! I don't have to ignore Tohru- she's not here!
Isabella: I'm extending your dare to the next episode- so hah!
Shigure: CRUEL!
Yuki: Will you extend Nii-san's dare too?
Isabella: Nah, he's already doing it.
-Ayame Is rocking back and forth like a baby sucking his thumb-
Isabella: What the hell Ayame?
Ayame: I need to suck on my thumb to not talk to Yuki.
Isabella: That's awkward- you're not like this.
Ayame: I don't know what's wrong with me. Maybe it's because I miss Yuki!
Yuki: It's only been 15 minutes and I'm sitting next to you.
--
Kyo:
So
what movie did you want to see?
Tohru:
I
can't decide- why don't you choose?
Kyo:
Fine.
Let's go see that movie- The Grudge.
-Buys tickets and goes in room to watch movie-
--
Uo: THERE! I just saw them enter "The Grudge." WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THERE!
Hana: I'm guessing Tohru made Kyo pick the movie.
Uo: Let's not waste time and stand here! Let's go get some tickets-
-Buys tickets and takes seats all the way in the back-
-They still can see Tohru and Kyo-
--
Kyo: Want anything to eat?
Tohru:
No, I
don't want to spend any more of your money!
Kyo:
-sigh-
If you say so.
-Movie plays-
-Scary part-
Tohru: -screams and hides face on Kyo's shoulder-
Kyo: What the-?
-Blushes-
Kyo:
Tohru,
are you scared?
Tohru:
-nods
head-
Kyo: -puts arm around Tohru- Don't be scared- I'm here.
Tohru: -looks up at Kyo and smiles- Thank you Kyo-kun.
Kyo: 'this is it. Kiss her now dammit!' –Leans in to kiss Tohru.-
Tohru: -doesn't know what to do and returns kiss-
-Breaks apart from kiss-
Kyo: I'll always be your knight in shining armor.
-Kisses Tohru again-
--
Uo: LOOK! Kyo's making a move on Tohru!
Hana: Don't stare at them- it's rude.
Uo: Right. Let's leave the lovebirds alone- I gotta see Iz now.
--
Ayame: I CAN DO IT! I CAN DO IT! I CAN DO IT!
Isabella: The more you do that- the more I think you CAN'T do it.
-Uo and Hana comes in-
Isabella: Oh- you guys are back! So how was it?
Uo: It was AWESOME! KYO MADE A MOVE ON TOHRU IN THE MOVIES!
Yuki: WHAT! If that damn cat hurts her-
Uo: Woah prince- don't worry. She seemed to enjoy the kiss actually.
Yuki:
She
did?
Shigure:
I
sense jealousy in the air!
Yuki: NO I'M NOT JEALOUS OF THAT CAT!
Ayame: Does that mean you love someone else?
Isabella: Aha! You didn't ignore him!
Ayame: That doesn't count!
Isabella: It so does! You broke your dare now you need to face a consequence!
Ayame: And what is that?
Isabella: I'll make the viewers think of one.
-Faces Uo and Hana-
Isabella: Movies- not so original. I was thinking they might go to the park. Well anyways- your next dare Uo!
Uo: ALRIGHT! I hope it will be fun as the last one.
Isabella: He he, funny story- you need to go on a date with Hatori
Uo: WHAT! You mean that freaky dude that came to our school once!
Isabella: Yupp, that's him.
Uo: THIS IS SO LAME!
Isabella: Well- I better get Hatori here.
-Snaps fingers and Hatori appears-
Hatori: Oh great, what now? And why are you staring at me like that?
Uo: Huh- oh, sorry.
Isabella: Oh Hatori! You have a dare- and you have to go out with Uo.
Hatori: Whoever sent that dare- has a weird mind.
Isabella: Hatori- how could you be so cruel!
Hatori: I don't know.
Uo: Come on! Let's get this over with- let's go walking around the park.
-Drags Hatori out of room-
Isabella: Have fun!
--
Kyo: Oh- it's the end of the movies already!
Tohru: Time really flies.
Kyo: So… what do you want to do now?
Tohru: Uhm…
Kyo: And I will not take nowhere as an answer.
Tohru: Why don't we go to a photo booth?
Kyo: Okay- let's get going and find one then!
--
Uo: look- I don't want to be on this date as much as you don't want to. But let's try to have some fun.
Hatori: Yeah, whatever.
Uo: Uhm yeah- talking like that isn't so fun.
Hatori: How am I supposed to change how I talk?
Uo: I don't know- you're the smart one!
Hatori: If you want to have fun- I don't think walking in the park is fun. Why don't we do something else?
Uo: Like what?
Hatori: How about we go to the amusement park?
Uo: Amusement park- you don't seem like the type that likes going there.
Hatori: But you want to have fun right?
Uo: Yeah but-
Hatori: Then let's go.
--
Kyo: There's a photo booth, let's go.
-Enters booth-
Kyo and Tohru sit down.
First picture: Regular one: Both of them smiling
Second picture: Funny Face: Kyo and Tohru are sticking tongues out
Third picture: Tohru is leaning on Kyo's shoulder: Kyo is looking down at her and Tohru is looking up at him.
Last Picture: Kyo and Tohru share a kiss.
Tohru: That was fun Kyo.
-Looks at picture with Kyo-
Kyo: I like the third and fourth picture.
Tohru: Yeah- those are cute.
--
Isabella: Okay! I will do a re-run of the first episode! Oh, but first I need Haru and Kisa for a dare!
-snaps fingers and Kisa and Haru appear-
Shigure: Oh no! I'm in that episode- and it wasn't so fun!
Haru: Yo, I'm here.
Kisa: Where's Onee-Chan?
Isabella: Onee-chan is on a date with Kyo! And speaking of dates- you two need to go on one! It's a dare from Mud stripe! Well actually, her dare says: I dare Haru to take Kisa to the amusement park for the entire day.
Haru: How is that a date?
Isabella: I don't know but today's episode is on dates.
Haru: Whatever- let's get going then Kisa.
-Kisa and Haru exits room-
Isabella: Back to what I was saying. I will do a re-run of the first episode! I made a mistake on the first one! From Redrose8502. Yeah, you were supposed to WEAR a Speedo!
Shigure: what is a Speedo?
Isabella: This is a Speedo!
-Brings out bright yellow Speedo-
Shigure: You mean I have to wear that?
Isabella: Yupp.
Ayame: Don't worry Shigure! You'll look BEAUTIFUL in that!
Yuki: You are sick-minded!
Ayame: In what way?
Yuki: Many ways.
Isabella: Okay Shigure! You can go in that closet and wait for Redrose8502.
Shigure: I will not do that!
Isabella: Fine! Let's get her here now then!
Redrose8502: SHIGURE!
-Tackles Shigure into room-
Shigure: NOO!
-Door closes-
Redrose8502: It's been a long time Sihgure-
Shigure: OKAY! I don't mind being LOVED by high school girls but THERE ARE OTHER WOMEN I STILL NEED TO SEE IN THE WORLD!
Redrose8502: Are you saying that you're a player Shigure?
Shigure: What- no!
Redrose8502: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH SHIGURE!
-Shigure is screaming-
Isabella: What in the world are they doing in there?
-More screams from Shigure-
--
Haru: So Kisa, where do you want to go first?
Kisa: Oh- I want to ride on the tea cups
Haru: 'Will we fit in there?' Sure Kisa.
--
Hatori: So what do you want to do?
Uo: How am I supposed to know? It's not like I planned what to do.
Hatori: Why don't we spin a bottle and where ever it points is where we're going to go.
Uo: Fine.
-Brings bottle out of nowhere and places it on ground and spins it-
Hatori: Looks like it landed at- The tea cups. Oh great.
Uo: Let's get this date over with and go there!
--
Tohru: Hmm… I'm getting pretty hungry- why don't we go home and eat-
Kyo: No Tohru- this is our special day. Why don't I take you out to lunch?
Tohru: But you've already taken me to the movies and-
Kyo: Look- I wouldn't be asking you if I didn't want to do it. Now let's go get some lunch.
--
Working boy: Thank you sir and enjoy the ride!
Kisa: I want to go to that teacup!
-Points at bright pink teacup with ribbons all over it-
Haru: Okay then- let's go.
-Grabs Kisa's hand and walks over to tea cup and waits for ride to start-
--
Working boy: Aren't you lovebirds a little too old for this ride?
Uo: Shut up! We're not love birds!
Working boy: Oh- I'm so sorry. Please enjoy your ride.
Uo: Come on- let's go to any tea cup.
-Goes to blue tea cup which was next to Haru and Kisa, but they don't know that-
-Ride starts and tea cup starts to spin-
Uo: This is so childish.
--
-Cup swings by Hatori's-
Haru: wait- I think I just saw Hatori
Kisa: Why would Hatori be here? Isn't he too grown up for this?
-Passes by same cup again-
Haru: See- there they are again!
--
Uo: I just saw a dude with black and white hair- that looked like Haru
Hatori: Isn't he too old for this?
Uo: Aren't you too old for this?
--
-Ride stops and Kisa and Haru gets out-
Hatori: So it was you guys Uo saw.
Haru: So I DID see you guys- what are you guys doing here?
Hatori: We're on a date- you?
Haru: What the- I'm on a dare with Kisa.
Hatori: Well- we've both done our dares- let's go back to the house.
Haru: Yeah- I'm starving.
--
-Haru, Kisa, Uo and Hatori arrives-
Isabella: You guys are back! So how was it?
Haru: Okay.
Kisa: It was fun! We went on the tea cups!
Uo: The worst date of my life!
Haru: I never even knew that you went on a date.
Uo: Hey- things can happen.
Isabella: Where in the world is Kyo and Tohru?
Ayame: Maybe they're having 'fun'
-Smack!-
Ayame: Ow, that hurt Yuki!
Yuki: You deserved it.
Hatori: Where did Shi-
-Shigure screams and glass shatters in room-
Hatori: I don't want to know.
--
-Panda Express-
Kyo: Okay, order anything you want.
Tohru: Okay- I'll have a plate lunch with: Mandarin Chicken and Shrimp.
Kyo: I'll get the same thing.
-Orders food and eats-
Tohru: Thanks for the meal Kyo- I had fun today.
Kyo: I had fun too- let's go home now.
-Walks out of store hand in hand-
--
-Kyo and Tohru comes in holding hands-
-Everyone stares-
Ayame: KYONKICHI! You ARE perverted! You're holding our dear flower's hand!
Kyo: We're going out now- got a problem with that!
Isabella: KYORU!
Tohru: What's that?
Kyo: It's our names combined.
Tohru: That's nice!
-Shigure comes out of closet with lipstick marks all over-
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL SHIGURE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
-Covers Tohru's eyes-
Isabella: Whoa, what were you doing in there?
Redrose8502: I'll see you tomorrow Shigure!
-Leaves room-
-Everyone stares at Shigure-
Shigure: It's not as bad as you think- comfortable actually.
Ayame: I shall wear a Speedo one day too!
Shigure: Will you show me how you look in it?
Ayame: Of course I would- I would NEVER hide anything from you.
Yuki and Kyo: PERVERTS!
Isabella: Okay, so I guess that's it! Please send more dares- until next time, BYE!