In case you haven't noticed yet, as far as a family goes, I often picture Cindy as the force behind keeping the family together and Jimmy? Well, he's just your typical father who, let's face it, would never be able to raise his kids without his wife. Ever ever be able to raise them. Thats why I like writing for Jimmy and Cindy. Completly opposite personalities that just go so well together!

Special Thanks:

Letsrock: I understand not wanting to sign in! :) And here's a sequel for you!

acosta perez jose ramiro: Wow. What a long name! :) Anyway, thanks for the compliments! Last lines are the best ones!

HermioneCrookshanks919: Exactly how I feel! How can anyone imagine anyone but Jimmy and Cindy getting together when they compliment each other so perfectly??

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to my wonderful darling Jessie! Who reminds me I need to update my stories... (I KNOW, I KNOW!)

Also to my Europe buddy Elise. Sorry that I stole your name. Luv you!

Just one more thing before we start...

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Jimmy Neutron. Because if I did, it wouldn't be cancelled and Betty Quinlan would never have been on the show in the first place. That is all.

It was a particularly boring day at the Neutron household. Jimmy Neutron was sitting in his easy chair reading the paper, while his 6-year-old twins, Elise and Ethan respectfully, played Hi-Ho Cherrio! on the floor. And Cindy was upstairs, rearranging the bedroom furniture for the 4th time that month.

"You ask him!"

"No, you ask!"

Jimmy looked up from his paper to glance at his kids on the floor. But as soon as he did, they looked away. He sighed and folded up his paper. "What?"

"What, what?" Elise asked him in confusion.

"You know very well what what." Her father replied. "Ask me what?"

Ethan shrugged. "I don't know. Perhaps we should ask Mommy."

"It does seem to be more of a Mommy question." His sister agreed.

"Psst." Their father responded. "I can answer anything about anything just as well as your mother can!"

The twins gave him a doubtful look.

"I can!" Jimmy insisted. Than he hesitated. "Does this have to do with the reigns of England's monarchs after the War of the Roses?"

The twins looked at each other in confusion. Slowly Ethan responded, "I don't…. think so."

"Well than!" Jimmy said happily, leaning back into his chair. "Anything! And just as well!"

Ethan and Elise looked at each other once more. "Well, he is asking for it." Elise whispered.

"All right than." Ethan sighed. He looked up at his dad and asked, "Where do babies come from?"

Jimmy looked at his son in disbelief and shock. He stared at them for a long, long time before speaking. "That's what your question is?"

Elise, clearly amazed by the fact that her dad's voice could even go that high, responded, "Well, yes. We were talking about it yesterday in school."

"What kind of kindergarten am I sending you to?" Jimmy muttered.

"Not the point. You said you could answer our question." Ethan reminded him.

Jimmy groaned and leaned his back against the chair. I should have let Cindy answer this! He thought to himself. Finally he said, "Well, where do you think babies come from?"

"Well," Elise started. "Tiffany thinks that storks bring the babies. But obviously that's not true because if it were, we'd all have feathers and beaks right?"

"Uh…"

"And Jordan says that the birds and bees make them." Ethan told his dad.

"The birds and the bees make them?" Jimmy said in confusion.

"Well, Jordan's older brother Andy received the birds and the bees talk with his dad. Because, well, that's what you get lectured on when you're in high school I guess, but he overheard them talking and that's what they said."

Jimmy just stared at his son. "Okay, what?"

Ethan took a deep breath before continuing on. "Well, that's what he overheard them saying. That when the birds and the bees love each other very much, they get together and make the babies."

Jimmy let out another groan and buried his face in his hands. Honestly, how did he get himself into these situations? How, how, how??

"Daddy?" Elise asked poking his arm. "You do know where babies come from, don't you?"

"Or did Mommy forget to tell you?" Ethan inquired. "Like last week when she forgot to tell you she bought those 35 pairs of shoes online with your credit card?"

"Although," Elise pondered, "He should know. Remember last Christmas when Daddy told Mommy to take care of her kids and she said that he did most of the work in that process…?"

"Enough!" Jimmy shouted. "Enough, okay? I really don't think that you guys need to know…"

"Know what?" Cindy asked as she came down the stairs. Instantly her kids ran up to her.

"Mommy, make Daddy tell us where babies come from!" Ethan demanded.

"Yeah! He's holding back on us!" Elise agreed.

Their mother just burst out laughing. "You asked your father?" She managed to get out.

The twins nodded eagerly. But this just made Cindy laugh harder.

Jimmy glared at her and snapped, "Well, than honey, why don't you tell them?"

His wife merely laughed again and said, "Gladly! Kids come from Target."

"What?" Elise, Ethan, and Jimmy said in unison.

Cindy shrugged. "Well, yeah. You just go to Target and pick up a baby-making kit. It comes with instructions and you can choose what your kids look like. It's quite simple."

"Whoa." Ethan whispered. "Really?"

"Than why did you get two?" Elise questioned.

"Well, they were buy one get one." Her mother explained. "Wouldn't you get two?"

"I guess." Elise said slowly. She looked at her brother who looked back at her.

"I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL THIS TO JORDAN!" Ethan screamed running out of the room, with his sister at his heels. "BOY, IS HE IN FOR A SURPRISE!"

"Target?" Jimmy asked.

Cindy giggled and positioned herself in his lap. "Target." She confirmed kissing his cheek.

"First thing you thought of, huh?"

"Now Mr. Neutron, don't get all mad because I can think quicker on my feet than you can!"

Jimmy gave a "humph!" and wrapping his arm around her, kissed the top of her head roughly. "Yes, well, I'll get the next one."

"Ah!" Cindy responded jumping out of his lap. "I'll remember that when they're older. So I can correctly assume that it will be you giving the 'birds and the bees' talk? Excellent!"

"What?" Jimmy cried as he watched Cindy head for the stairs. "Me? Nu'uh! Cindy! Cindy wait! I am not! CINDY!" He cried racing after her.

At that moment Elise and Ethan walked out of the other room, where they had been listening to the whole thing. They could still hear their father's cries of protest from where they were.

"Why does Mommy want Daddy to talk to us about birds and bees?" Elise asked.

"Because," Ethan explained, "Mommy answers all the English and history questions and Daddy answers the math and science ones. Remember?"

"Oh, yes!" Elise replied. "And birds and bees fall under Biology!"