"101 Episodes of dares"- Spin the Bottle!
The alarm clock buzzed the start of a new day as I lazily pounded it to be quiet.
"Looks like its tomorrow already! I better get down and call the others."
I walked down the cold steps of the stairs, dragging my feet lazily on the ground as I walked into the bathroom to get ready. After about half an hour, I was all ready and headed down to show room. I grabbed the microphone and started with recording the episode.
"Okay, welcome to "101 Episodes of Dares!" I'm Isabella and I will be your host for today! Now, we have more dares that came in, I'm so happy! Oh - and thanks to all the reviews we've gotten, the company gave us money! So I have installed rooms in the house for everyone to stay in! So start sending in dares about the rooms! Like here's an example: I dare Kyo to go to Tohru's room and raid her clothes! And are you asking: Can I use that dare? Of course you can!"
After finishing the little commentary, I snapped my fingers to call the cast down as they appeared before me. Kyo, being the grumpiest spoke up first.
"HELL NO! YOU GUYS BETTER NOT SEND THAT! AND WHEN WERE WE PART OF A COMPANY?"
"Ah, Kyo! I see you're excited too for coming down so early!"
"What do you mean? Everyone else is here too."
I looked around the room, pondering what I should say back at him. Nothing came so I decided to change the topic.
"Okay let's on with the dares! Our first dare is from UltimateShipper2008 and it says: Okay... Kyo! Here we go! Everyone has to call him Kyon-kichi for two episodes. Also he gets to wear a lovely cat costume for those episodes. Finally, he has to go on a date with Kagura."
I reached into the bag that was next to me and presented an orange cat costume to Kyo.
"WHAT!" he exclaimed with shock and fear of Kagura.
"KYONKICHI, my LOVE! LET'S GO ON OUR DATE NOW!"
"Hold up girl! There's other dares I want to do first!"
"YOU'RE A MEANIE! YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 'CUZ YOU WANT HIM ALL FOR YOURSELF!"
Finally, after waiting forever, Kyo took the orange cat costume that was hanging on my arm for the whole time.
"Okay, so the other dares I wanted to do first! It's from KawaiixKai and it says: k, I dare...Akito to get really drunk, yes REALLY REALLY drunk then lock yourself in the "Room" (Yuki has a color image of the "Room") with Tohru, and stay there for 20 minutes!"
"Hmm, what was my dare?" Tohru asked innocently as she came in carrying a tray of tea for everyone.
Yuki seemed not to be so pleased with the idea and a death glow suddenly surrounded him.
"I will not allow that."
As for Akito, he had the opposite reaction.
"YES, finally! You stupid girl. Follow me to the room NOW!
Akito prepared himself to get Tohru in the room and was nearly there when I remembered something.
"AKITO, YOU NEED TO GET DRUNK FIRST! HERE'S THE BEER!"
I took out a case of bud light and handed it to him, which she took with much pleasure. At that time, Kyo came out wearing the orange cat costume as everyone stared at him.
"YOU LOOK STUPID!" Akito remarked.
Kyo looked from Akito, to Tohru, to the beer.
"HOW LONG WAS I GONE? WHAT'S WITH THE BEER?"
"Oh, Akito needs to get drunk and go in a room with Tohru for 20 minutes."
"And you're letting that happen?"
"Of course I will! I mean, what could go wrong?"
"Here's a question. Do you want Tohru to be in the hospital?"
"AWW, kyonkichi! You do care for Tohru!"
"Oh yes! I forgot we're supposed to call you kyonkichi! Shall we sing it Shigure?" Ayame asked.
"Yes, we shall!" They started to do a cabbage patch dance as they swung their arms in circles and sang out, "Go Kyonkichi, you love Tohru! Go Kyonkichi, you love Tohru!" All of a sudden, there was the sound of the Shoji screen ripping as Shigure and Ayame flew through it.
"Shut it! Do you want to get hurt more? Then, I suggest you keep your mouth shut."
"Ah, I feel so sad for you my poor, dear house. Must you always be harmed by these cruel people?" Shigure cried outside as Ayame comforted him.
"There, there Gure. As men, we must be strong and fight through these tough times!"
"Uhm, yeah. Let's get on with the show! So, Akito you know what to do, go and do it!"
"Don't you dare tell me what to do! I am GOD!"
He returned his attention towards Tohru and directed her towards "the room." He grabbed the beer case and drank the bottles within seconds. All of a sudden, he started to wobble and went after Tohru. The door closed from behind them, and you could hear the screams from inside.
"Should we stop them?" Haru asked.
"Nah, let's get on with the dares! Okay, next one is from: Rose and it says: Love it! I dare Yuki & Kyo to dress up as Itchy & Scratchy from the Simpsons and sing the theme song together! And I dare the whole Furuba cast to play 7 minutes in heaven!
I love this dare so much! Yuki, Kyonkichi!"
"What NOW?"
"Yes Isabella?"
"Do your dare, I know you heard it."
"Must we do it?"
"Hell no, I am not going to do that!"
"I'll make you do it!"
"I'll do it Isabella."
"Thank you Yuki, you are way better than Kyo!"
"What? What that can do I can do better! Bring it on!"
"Okay, Yuki – you be itchy. Kyo – you be scratchy! Now sing!"
"I'm itchy?"
"Ha, you're itchy!"
"Shut it and do it Kyo! Here's the script. I did a little revising though. Now sing!"
Yuki: They fight! And bite!
Kyo: They fight and bite and fight!
Both: Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Kyo: They love! They share!
Yuki: They share and love and share!
Both: Love, love, love!
Share, share, share!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Yuki: They fought! and bit!
Kyo: They fought and bit and fought!
Both: Fought, fought, fought!
Bit, bit, bit!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
"You sing horrible you damn rat!"
"The same goes to you, you stupid cat."
"BRAVO! That was funny, next part is to play seven minutes in heaven! We just need to wait for Akito and Tohru. Sing again!"
"NO!" Kyo and Yuki yelled.
"NOW!"
"Fine."
Yuki: They fight! And bite!
Kyo: They fight and bite and fight!
Both: Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Kyo: They love! They share!
Yuki: They share and love and share!
Both: Love, love, love!
Share, share, share!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Yuki: They fought! and bit!
Kyo: They fought and bit and fought!
Both: Fought, fought, fought!
Bit, bit, bit!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
At that moment, Tohru and Akito came out.
"So, how was it Tohru?"
She looked pale and Akito fell on the ground.
"Violent."
"Okay, well. We're going to play seven minutes in heaven now!"
"What's that?"
"Well, it's when two people that are randomly chosen and they have to go in a dark closet to make out for 7 minutes! Fun isn't it?
"Okay, so all guy's names are in here and I will now randomly pair you off. Don't worry all guys in one hat, all girls in the other!
"First pair… Yuki and Machi!
"Second Pair… Haru and Tohru!
"Third Pair… Kyo and Rin!
"Fourth Pair… Shigure and Mayu!
"Fifth Pair… Hatori and Kana!"
"Wait a minute, since when were they here!" Yuki asked.
"Since I let them!
"Sixth Pair… Hana and Kureno!
"Seventh Pair… Uo and Kazuma!"
"WHAT?" Uo complained.
"Stop complaining!
"Eighth pair… Ayame and Mine!
"Ninth pair… Kimi and Manabe!
"Boy I am so loving this!"
"WE'RE NOT!" Kyo yelled.
"Tenth couple… Hiro and Kisa!
"Eleventh couple… Akito and Kagura!
"Twelfth couple… Nao and Motoko!
That's all. Now, go get a closet and make out!"
-whole cast complains-
"DO IT! And don't worry; the curse is off for now!"
-Cast breaks into groups and goes into closet-
-Seven minutes later-
Yuki and Machi:
Yuki – That was interesting.
He came out blushing and holding Machi's hand.
Machi – Yeah, very.
She is blushing madly.
Haru and Tohru:
Haru – You're a good kisser, Tohru.
He comes out holding Tohru's hand.
Tohru – t-thank y-you?
Blushing madly and nervous.
Kyo and Rin:
Kyo – YOU ARE THE WORST KISSER EVER!
Rin – YOU ARE THE WORST IN THE UNIVERSE!
Shigure and Mayu:
Shigure – That was very fun.
He comes out laughing
Mayu – Shut up Shigure!
She comes out with a disgusted look.
Hatori and Kana:
Hatori – It's been a long time Kana.
Kana – I love you Hatori.
Hana and Kureno:
Hana – My waves tell me you were nervous…
Kureno – Waves…?
Uo and Kazuma:
Uo – No offense, but that was the worst thing that happened in my life.
Kazuma – I understand.
Ayame and Mine:
Ayame – That was fabulous!
Mine – Yes, very!
Kimi and Manabe:
Kimi – Kimi enjoyed it!
Manabe – What? Over already!
Hiro and Kisa:
Hiro and Kisa are holding hands.
Akito and Kagura:
Akito – STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Kagura – YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Nao and Motoko:
Nao – A dream come true!
Motoko – I imagined you were Yuki but he would kiss better.
-Everyone stares-
"GET HER!"
-People who didn't enjoy pairing chases me-
"DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! BYE!"