A/N: Chapter 3! Yay! Wow… I have no life! Hey thanks to you guys who reviewed! This a/n has a lot of exclamation points in it! Just so you know, ""means talking, '' means thoughts. I have no idea what Charlie's middle name is or if it's even mentioned in the books.
Disclaimer: Its still not mine, I doubt it ever will be.
Chapter 3: I am too lazy to make a title.
Last chapter: "What about," she paused for dramatic effect, "Kit?"
" Huh?" Kit looked up from her spaghetti. "What about me?"
" I said--" Monica was cut off by Charlie.
" Do you wanna go to my brother's wedding with me?" He silently cursed his Weasley genes. Why did he have to go red now? Why?
"Sure!" Said Kit brightly, "I've never been to a wizarding wedding, it'll be great!" Her face fell. "I'd love to go, but I'm new here, I don't think I'll be able to get the time off."
Charlie looked imploringly at David. Sometimes it paid to have one of your best friends working in the office.
David sighed. "Anything for my best mate and his girlfriend, I'll go see if I can get you the time Kit."
"I'll come with you." Declared Monica. And of they went holding hands.
Charlie turned back to Kit, still red from the girlfriend comment.
"So assuming that David will be able to get me the time off, what will I have to do? Do I have to wear dress robes or will one of my muggle dresses be fine?" Asked Kit.
"Ummm…I don't know about the dress thing, you'll have to ask Fleur. Actually, I'm more worried about the part where we convince everybody we're dating."
"What?"
Charlie went red again and looked at the floor. "If you come we'll have to pretend that we're in love or something."
'Pretend?' thought Kit, 'Wait, where the hell did that come from??' "Oh, ok. But won't they be able to tell? I mean they ARE your family."
"We'll just have to get to know each other really well so it'll be convincing" shrugged Charlie. "Will you do it?"
Kit grinned. "Charlie Weasley, I would be honored to be your fake girlfriend."
"Guys!" David and Monica had returned. "We did it! You two are off the hook for the next two weeks."
"Thanks Dave. This is great. Now all we have to do is learn every little detail about each other in two days." Said Kit.
"Shit."
"Don't worry, we'll help you." Offered Monica.
"Yeah," added David, "maybe we could make like a game show after to test you! This is going to be fun!"
"Glad your excited." Grumbled Charlie.
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Then next day Kit awoke to the sounds of someone knocking on her door. When she opened it she found David and Monica positively beaming and Charlie looking half-asleep.
"What are you guys doing here? It's 8:30 on a Saturday! Your crazy!" Kit slumped on her couch.
"That's what I told them." Mumbled Charlie.
"Come on!" Monica was practically bouncing in her seat. "You guys have a lot to learn. David can you go make them some coffee or something?"
Kit sighed. "Lets get this over with then. Full name?"
"Charles Timothy Weasley, you?"
"Katherine Maxine Fowler, unfortunately. Favorite colour?"
"Red. You?"
"Green. Favorite food?"
"My mother's mashed potatoes and ham. Yours?"
"Meatloaf."
Charlie shuddered. "That's gross. Hey, tell me about your family."
Kit frowned. "I'm a muggle-born, and when I found out I was a witch my mother decided she didn't want anything to do with me. She divorced my dad who wanted to keep me, packed up with my perfect brother, Thomas, and moved to Toronto right before I stared school."
"Wow," said Charlie softly, "I'm sorry."
"Don't be." She smiled. "I've still got my dad. He doesn't really understand, but he tries. He's the one who got me interested in working with animals, he's a veterinarian." Seeing the confused looks on the others faces she added, "That's a muggle animal healer. His name is Bert, for future reference. What about your family? Are they all wizards?"
And he was off, explaining all of the members of his family (She didn't think she'd be able to remember all the names.), their jobs and personalities. About halfway through David and Monica excused themselves saying that this was much more boring than they'd hoped for.
After they left Charlie leaned closer to Kit.
"Can I trust you?"
"Of course." Said Kit, "Why?"
"Do you know about you-know-who?"
" Charlie, I'm foreign, not ignorant."
"Are you opposed to him?"
"Charlie, seriously. I'm a muggle-born of course I'm not for brutalizing muggles! Why?"
"Well," Charlie looked rather uncomfortable, "My family is heavy into the resistance."
Kit was curious. "How involved?"
"Albus Dumbledore was a family friend, Harry Potter is best friends with my youngest brother and visits every summer, and my family's house is the temporary headquarters of the order of the phoenix." He said the last part in a whisper.
"So pretty involved, then." Kit chuckled weakly. "The Order of the Phoenix? I thought it wasn't real…I wanna join."
"What?" asked Charlie, dumbfounded.
"I want to help! Are you a member? Will they let me join?"
Charlie smiled. "My family is going to love you."