A/N: Uhhhhhhhhhhh…I was watching this thing on the Brady Bunch, and someone said the theme song could be used as torture…And I wanted to do something with the Organization Trio…so…yeah. And I stole the intercom thing from another story. Moohaha.
Disclaimer: -opera voice- I OWN NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!
Torture
"We're gonna get in SO much trouble for this, Axel."
"But it'll be so worth it! We'll laugh about this for ages!"
"Not if we're dead."
"I don't wanna die!!"
"Quit being a crybaby, Demyx! We're not gonna die! We'll be in and out before Xemnas can get there!"
" No. I'm not gonna risk my neck just for another stupid prank."
"C'mon, little buddy! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"ALRIGHT! Fine. But if the Superior sics Saix on us, you're getting pushed in front."
The three Nobodies snuck down the hallway to Xemnas' office and closed the door.
"Okay. There's the intercom. You guys ready?"
The two blondes nodded. Axel smirked, and carefully pressed the red button on the speaker. They all took a deep breath aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…
"Here's
the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely
girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The
youngest one in curls.
Here's the store, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men,
living all together,
Yet they were all alone.
Till the one
day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more
than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady
Bunch.
The
Brady Bunch,
That's the way we all became the Brady
Bunch."
All during the song, bloodcurdling screams rang throughout the World That Never Was.
"Hahahahaha! Nice job, boys! Now let's get out of here!"
"You know-haha!-we're gonna be murder-hur-hahahahahaha! In our sleep for this-hehe- right?"
Demyx had fallen over laughing. "Heeheehee! That was great! Hahaha-OH NO. RUN! RUN AWAY!!"
The other two looked over their shoulders and paled. Three words: Larxene and Saix.