A/N: AAAAAAGH!! SO LAZYYYYYYYYYYY!! Okay, I'ma gonna get this done quick so I can other stuff. Yeah. Blargh. I hate setups.

Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING in this, okay? JEEEEEEEEZ.

REAL Torture

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" screamed Demyx.

"EVERY NOBODY FOR HIMSELF!!" cried Axel.

"IT WAS AXEL'S IDEA!" yelled Roxas.

"Oh, thanks, bud!"

"I told you I'd blame you!"

"Never mind that guys! RUN!"

Unfortunately, they had delayed too long. Larxene tackled Axel, and Saix grabbed Demyx and Roxas by their hoods.

"Payback time" growled Larxene.

"Gulp!" went the Trio.

In the dungeon of the Castle That Never Was…

The poor Trio had all been tied to chairs in a sound-proof-so-people-on-the-outside-can-only-hear-screams-of-terror room. Saix and Larxene were in a booth with a window looking into the other room.

"W-what are y-y-you gonna do t-to us?" whimpered Demyx.

"Oh, you'll see…" chuckled Saix. "Play the first song."

"This is gonna be good…" cackled the blond sadist as she pressed the button on a HUGE CD player.

After about 2 seconds, the Barney song came blasting out of the speakers in the Trio's torture chamber.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Roxas.

"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" cried Axel.

"MAKE IT STOP!!" shrieked Demyx.

No such luck. The two maniacs in the other chamber were laughing their butts off at the poor Trio's pain. But the horror didn't end there. Among the other terrifying songs played were the Wiggles' "Fruit Salad", the Spice Girls, High School Musical, assorted opera music, the Lip Gloss Song, and"You Are a Pirate". Demyx had passed out by the third song, but the other two were still somewhat conscious.

"Please…stop…" gasped Roxas.

"No….more…horrible…music…" Axel sobbed.

"Oh, it's not over yet…" laughed Larxene. "Next up…the Ultimate Suffering!"

Hey, look! More screams of mind-numbing terror ringing throughout the World That Never Was!

By now, Demyx had woken up. No one could sleep during the Lazytown Cake Song.

"Why?! WHY?!" he wailed.

"Axel, if we survive, I'll kill you!" Roxas hissed.

"I don't think we're gonna make it, guys…" Axel whispered.

Saix grinned evilly. "And finally…the icing on the cake of death…PARIS HILTON'S NEW SINGLE!"

Demyx fainted again.

"YOU WOULDN'T!!" cried the remaining two.

"Oh, we would."

"Enough!"

The two torturers turned to look at the intruder. "Superior! What are you doing here?"

"I came to tell you that these three have undergone enough punishment. Besides, you know what the next song would do to them."

"But-"

"No buts. Now let them go."

"Yes, Superior."

The Trio sighed with relief. Nothing was worse than Paris Hilton's new single.

Hehe. Narrow escape, eh? But didja notice the references I made to another fanfic? If you can name it, you get your choice of a cookie, a taco, or a RAM chip! And if you noticed the reference to a TV show in that last sentence, you get all threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Um…review, please?