A/N: So there I was, re-reading " Kingdom Hearts: The Third Epic" and generally being lazy. Then I remembered: "HEY! I have a few finished stories I need to type ! XD" So yep. I really wanted to update this oneshots collection. IT'S BEEN SO NEGLECTED!! T-T BUT NOT NO MORE!!!
Disclaimer: I own 2 copies of KH2 and one copy of KH1 (1 and 2…weird…), but none of the copyrights are mine!!
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Not Fair
"All right!! This is for the championship!" Sora announced.
"Whatever. You know I'll win." Riku replied.
"GO!"
Sora turned and winked at a random girl. She swooned and hit the floor.
At the same time, Riku flipped his hair and smiled at a group of about five girls. He winced at the squeals, but smirked as they all fainted at once.
The two boys checked each other's body count.
"No fair, Riku!" whined Sora. "How do you do that?"
His friend grinned, ignoring the soft "thud" of another fainting fangirl.
"It takes years of practice, buddy."
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A/N: XD I love messing with those two. Especially Sora. Cuz he's such a sweetie. X3
ANYWAY! So I was gonna have Sora say something about how they should stop abusing their fangirls like that, but it sounded kinda weird. Yup.
I was also making fun of how Riku seems to have more fangirls than Sora-darling. (Not Sora-chan, Sora-darling! Although it's really sorta the same thing…)
REVIEWERS WILL GET TWO WISHES!! CUZ SOMETIMES ONE AIN'T ENOUGH! XDDD