It was morning. Time to get ready for SCHOoooooOOOOOolLL!

HOW FREAKING LOVELY.

Ino threw her covers off and stumbled into her closet. She was soon engulfed in clothes and heard a raspy voice in her ear, "You will die in seven days..."

"WHAT THE HELL!!" Ino screamed and punched the area where the voice was coming from. Luckily, it was just her Orochimaru plastic talk toy. Ino sighed in relief and started picking out her outfit.

"Ooh! How about camo? Sounds good to mee!" Ino tra-la-lad into her bathroom and came out 5 minutes later.

"Time to go, I guess." She said, suddenly tired. Oh well!

"MOM, I'M DEPARTURING." She called and ran down the stairs with her arms spread out like an airplane. Her widespread arms caused her fingers to get caught in the banister and she proceeded to fall down the stairs.

"DAMN!"

"INO, HURRY UP!" Her mom shouted and threw an apple at the girl.

Ino quickly caught in in her mouth, dog-in-the-air style and darted out of the house.

When she got outside, she immediately met up with Sakura, who had a piece of toast in her mouth. It seems she had gone super pup in the morning also.

"REady?"

"READY!"

"Gooooo!" Sakura was launched into the air and soon, Ino felt the pull of the jutsu working on her.

They both made it to school a nanosecond before the bell rang. They would know, because Kakashi totally sharingan-told them.

"WOOOOHOOO!" "We maaade it!" "Like CAKE!" "WE MAAAAADE IT!" "AND IT TASTES GOOD!" "WE MAAAAAAADE IT!" "DAMN RIGH--"

"GIRLS." Iruka shouted. A vein popped.

"Yeah, yeah." The girls sweatdropped and ran to their seats, which were right next to each other by the window.

"Saku, Saku, look!" Ino poked her.

"Whaat." Sakura responded, attempting to stay 'below the radar' while whacking Ino's hand away from her sensitive spot.

"Sakura blossoms right outside our window!" Ino stage whispered.

"Keep it down Ino, he might hear us!" Sakura stage whispered back.

Meanwhile, Sasuke and Naruto, who were sitting by each other in front of these two sweatdropped. Iruka was already looking their way.

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"That Iruka is so mean" Ino whined.

"It wasn't that bad! I mean, with your huge mouth, I'm surprised the whole world didn't hear you." Sakura retorted. They walked across the Konoha academy playground.

"I'll pretend I didn't hear YOU." Ino clamped her hands over her ears and started singing very loudly and off key, 'Apple of my eye'.

Sakura screamed in horror and tried to run away, but Ino's vicelike grip was just too much, along with the demented version of the sugar-coated song.

"DAMMIT!" Sakura whined.

Neji was watching from the window above, in the building. "What weirdos."

"SO-" Ino exclaimed loudly but then brought her voice down and Neji couldn't hear this, "Where's Nejiiiii-kuuun"

"WHAAAA-" Sakura was cut off by a soccerball tthat slammed into her face. She fell flat on the floor.

"NOOOO! SAKURA SPEAK TO ME!" Ino dramatically flew on top of Sakura and proceeded to sleep.

"THE HELL, INO!?" The boy who kicked the ball ran over and came to pick it up, and passed by them, who looked camo in the grass.

"DAMN. BY DOSE IZ BLEEHDINh!!"

Neji sweatdropped by the windowsill, "Are you kidding me?"