A/N: Okay so the first two chapters were just shitfillers to get you guys used to the flow of the story. So NOW. ONTO THE DAMN PLOT!
FYI: Sakura is (Remember, it's Sakura, REVERSED)
Inner
Outer
Ino just has a thinking.
Chapter 3: START THE PLOT ALREADY!
Sakura strode into Ino's flowershop incognito-style and hid behind a potted plant before Ino could spot her. It was Saturday- NO NINJA SCHOOL! WOOHOO!
So, back to stealthing stuff. Sakura looked both ways before she crossed the road (aka. the path to the cash register). Ino was oblivious. Sakura proceeded to roll across the floor like G.I. Joe and crashed into a flower rack, causing the destruction of five glass vases, seven bouquets, and three clay pots. Ino was still oblivious. Just kidding.
Ino whipped around at the speed of light and quickly disposed of the problem. Meaning, she threw Sakura out of the store and locked the door. However, after seeing the horrific amount of damage Sakura caused, she changed her mind and dragged her back to the store.
"You're cleaning all that shit up, woman." Ino growled and hit Sakura over the head with a broom, which she gave to her to start cleaning.
"Aww!! I was so close!" Sakura whined.
"Close to what!?" Ino yelled in frustration.
"Sneaking up on you and making you scream, 'Sakura is such an amazing ninja! Way better than I, Ino!'" Sakura elaborated with intense hand motions and dance moves.
Ino sighed. Fucking idiot. "Like that will ever happen." She then turned back to the cash register to tend to some customers who were looking at the two of them very afraid. "Yes, sir, that will be 15 for those...Cash or Kunai?"
Silence...
"Dude, I was just cracking a joke. Chill out. It's not like we accept kunai anyway...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT DAMMIT!" Ino slammed her fist on the counter causing the cash register opening to pop open with a Ka-ching! and cash to fly out everywhere.
The customers ran away in chaos.
"Dammit! I blame you!"
"Hey! I didn't do anything!" Sakura protested, waving her broom in the air.
"Don't give me that crap! Everytime you come in here, my business goes down!" Ino screeched as she picked up the flying dollar bills.
"More than usual!?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?"
Sakura and Ino walked down the streets of Konoha together, after realizing that staying at the shop would only destroy the store's reputation.
"I'm hungryyy..." Sakura whined.
"Me tooo..."
"Let's...GET ICECREAM!" Sakura exclaimed and pulled Ino towards a little Icecream stand in the park. Her inner Sakura spoke up. Sakuraa...don't eat icecream! You'll get fat and those boys won't like you! You'll have no chance! Boys like skinny girls!! Fuck you.
"What flavor should I get!?" Ino excitedly pointed up at the menu like a 5-year old kid.
"I'M GONNA GET...RAINBOW SWIRLS!" Sakura yelled and dug in her pocket for some cash. Only to realize, she was out. "SHIT. INO, I HAVE NO MOOLAH! PAY FOR ME!"
"DAMN YOU! FIRST YOU RUIN MY BUSINESS AND NOW YOU MAKE ME PAY FOR YOU!?" Ino screamed and ordered a chocolate flavor. Chocolate is good...yum... "I'm not paying for your ass!" She then dug in her pockets...and came up empty handed.
"SHIT!"
"DAMN!" They both cursed. Poor icecream man.
"You girls are so damn loud..." The spikey brown-haired bishounen SHIKAMARU enters here. He walks up all cool with his hands in his pockets...
"SHIKAMARU-DARLING!" Ino threw herself on him and switched from hug-mode to throttle-mode. "GIVE US YOUR MONEY!"
Sakura was still paralyzed from seeing one of her crushes. Get your act together and act sweet! Be cute! STFU. I can handle this! He's just...so damn hot...
Sakura started drooling.
Shikamaru caught sight of this and raised his eyebrow. Ino quickly thought of a cover up, "She's just so damn hungry for the icecream! HURRY UP AND PAY FOR IT!"
Poor Shikamaru didn't know what hit him. Ino suddenly decided to take matters into her own hands (ahaha.) and started to search his pockets.
"I-Ino!" Shikamaru blushed and flusteredly tried to smack her hands away from his pant pockets.
Sakura couldn't help but laugh hysterically at her retarded best friend.
"Che! No money!"
"WHAT!" Sakura cried out and pulled at her hair, "NO ICECREAM FOR MEEE!?"
"Shut up you! I WANT MY ICECREAM TOO DAMMIT!" Ino jumped on Sakura and they quickly engaged in rock-paper-scissors.
Shikamaru, still blushing, watched them in confusion.
Ino got paper.
Sakura got scissors.
"HA! TAKE THAT, INO! I WANT ICECREAM MORE!"
"CHE! LIES!"
"Okay, now you have to help me get enough money for MY icecream." Sakura decided triumphantly.
They both got on the ground and searched for pennies.
Shikamaru sweatdropped. The icecream man called out, "Two icecream cones for the two ladie-- Where'd they go?"
Shikamaru pointed down. The girls were starting to look a little rabid.
"WHAT DO WE DO, INO!?"
"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I FOUND A REALLY SHINY LOOKING PENNY RIGHT HERE!"
"I FOUND THIS PENNY...DUDE IT HAS MOLD ON IT!"
"HAHAHA! SUITS YOU!"
"DAMN YOU! GIVE ME YOUR PENNY!"
"NEVER!"
The icecream man sweatdropped and stood there, patiently with the two cones in his hands. Luckily for him, and Ino and Sakura, and maybe Shikamaru, Sasuke and Naruto came walking down the road.
"NARUTO!" Sakura suddenly yelled and ran over to him, "Do you have any money!?"
Naruto blushed at the intenseness in which Sakura was staring at him. He fumbled through his pockets and pulled out his frog wallet, which was almost empty, but still contained enough money for one icecream cone.
"YES!" Sakura exclaimed and hugged Naruto with the force of a million chirping gorillas (not the chidori). He turned beet red and fell to the floor muttering, "Sakura-chaann..."
Sasuke looked at Naruto with disgust and noticed that Ino and Sakura were fighting yet again.
"DAMMIT! YOU SEDUCED HIM!" Ino wailed and reached for the money that Sakura held oh-so-hostage.
"DID NOT! HE JUST DID THAT BY HIMSELF! AND HANDS OFF, MINE!" Sakura smacked Ino in the forehead and rushed up to the Icecream man and traded the money for the icecream.
"YUMM!" Sakura grinned cheekily and licked her cone, which was half melted by now.
"...lucky bitch." Ino muttered and shifted her eyes to Sasuke, whom she forgot was still there. She then proceeded to give him puppy eyes.
He twitched. "No."
Blink blinkie blinkay blinkkk
His money was gone before he knew it.
Ino happily licked on her cone and subtly kicked Sakura's shin.
"DAMN!" Sakura yelped and ran away, behind the park bench.
Ino grinned and turned back to Sasuke. He feared the worst, yet...
"Thank you!" She smiled and suddenly, flowers seemed to be adorning her face. But then, she turned back to face Sakura and screamed, "GO PICK UP NARUTO AND PUT HIM ON THAT BENCH!"
"FINE!" Sakura reluctantly grabbed Naruto by the arms and dragged him over.
Naruto's eyes fluttered open and the first thing he saw was Sakura's face above his.
"Hey, you okay?" Sakura asked.
He fainted again.
Sasuke was still in his flowery haze.
Shikamaru fell asleep by the bench, long forgotten and dreaming of a certain Ino.