Author/Narrator's Note:
Um... Hi everyone who is reading, humans, vampires, and possible werewolves. First of all, I got a few requests to let some readers know when I have found the Cullens. I haven't. Sorry guys. Give me a break, I'm only human.
Secondly, I have been grounded for the past couple days. Long story, short. Alec found out about this story. Yeah, so I had a pretty pissed off vampire on my hands. Pissed off is an understatement actually. We left lots of broken furniture in the wake of that argument. I couldn't even think about getting near a computer.
So after numerous arguments we made an arrangement. I am allowed to keep writing for this fan fiction. However, I can only speak of us fictionally from now on. Basically meaning, that I can't write about any more true facts about our adventures. If you have any complaints I'll let him know. From now on the story is almost a hundred percent untrue. Almost. (A more accurate statistic will be about sixty percent untrue.)
Then he tried to tell me to change what I've already written. I would not budge on that issue, telling him that it was too late. Some people already know the story and changing it won't do anything. So its agreed. What's done is done.
And now for my part of the bargain: Alec would like me to inform you fellow Twilight fans that the Cullens are undoubtedly fictional.