Chikadzu: In Fate we Tie
Chapter 2: Irritation
Before Story Note: I know this is boring so I'll make it a short as possible, for any of you who were wondering:
A Shamisen is a type of Japanese Guitar
A Garrotte is a length of piano wire used to strangle people
The title, 'Chikadzu' translates as 'Friendship'
It was just a normal day in the den of the Chaotix. Charmy was being very annoying to the rest of the gang, which caused Kuriba to tell him in an insane tone
"Charmy, I have had it up to here, with your little game of 'Be Annoying and then Vomit suddenly on the, rather cheap carpet'."
"Kuriba, you're not exactly a babysitter are you?" Espio told her in a sarcastic way
"No! I spent my years training as a kunoichi, learning guerilla warfare and hacking into computers. I have also perfected a way of indulging yourself in cannibalism without getting addicted, the secret is to grind the bones and put butter in the blood." she replied sheepisly
"Kuriba, you've got to learn to stop talking about your 'methods of cannibalism', it isn't good for your brain."
"Haha...well, at least I have several thousand expensive china plates with cats on." the word, expensive, caused Vector to light up but she crushed his hopes by saying
"No Vector! The last time that anyone bought stuff off me, they were questioned by the FBI, for apparently 'dealing in ecstasy'."
Kuriba was an anthropomorphic forest-green hedgehog with a slightly revealing metal breastplate, a blue skirt cropped at her right knee. She had opal coloured eyes and had a spiked buckler on her left hand. On her back, she had a large trident shaped battle rod, which was sheathed with a black crowbar underneath it.
"Um, why do we keep you around here again?" Vector asked her
"Don't start that again! You was the one that said 'The Chaotix need a computer hacker and a girl on the team.' Besides you wouldn't really deny me a home when I can kill you effortlessly."
4 hours later, the argument was still going on and Charmy had vomited seven times, Espio just looked out of the window and thought to himself
"Why do I hang around with these people?"