Chikadzu: In Fate we Tie

Chapter 3: Recruitment

Before Story Note: Again, this is boring so I'll be quick

Kuriba has multiple personality disorder

Before any of you ask, no this is not a slash pairing story!!!

I mean it!!!

Shingari had woken up, he had a lot to drink the previous night, and he had lost a lot of blood. As he began to stir, he learned he was in a giant crate, and by looking through a small hole, learned of his destination. He saw that the crate was stuffed with books, as he crawled over to look at the front cover of one, he saw it was a Charles Dickens' book, he immediately began eating it and while stuffing his mouth with one of the pages, he murmured

"Books? Somebody up there likes me, I'll be eating dinner tonight!" However one of the sides began to open and he suddenly realised he was in front of the people this box was getting delivered to, he very slowly swallowed the page in his mouth and put the book down, he nervously stuttered

"I am...here to apply for a...a...job...yes I am here to apply for a job, in which I will hope to get money to feed myself with more books..."

"You poor, poor man..." Kuriba exclaimed half-crying while walking up to him, Vector and Charmy looked at Kuriba in shock

"Well he is, eating Charles Dickens' novels to survive!"

"Oh no, Charles...uh...Dickens, is gourmet to me, my usual diet consists of Dictionaries and Rat Dung..." Charmy then whimpered

"I've just lost my appetite for this tea I'm drinking..."

"You're too English!"

"And you 'Monsieur' Vector, are not English enough, in fact your so un-English, that the government has given me the hiring contract. Speaking of which, sign here love..." Kuriba told Vector while putting the contract in front of Shingari. Vector's jaw dropped, to which Kuriba tonelessly replied

"We're his only means of support." Her eyes changed from the normal blue to a feral red, then she lustfully stated

"Besides, he's hot enough for me in the 'Furnace'!" Her eyes changed again to a yellow colour, she then just smiled sheepishly. After Shingari finished signing the contract, Vector grabbed it from him and read it out

"Chaotix Detective Agency Hiring Contract

Person in-charge of said contract: Kuriba Sage

Applicant Details

Name: Shingari Motochika

Age: 19

Blood Type: IB+

Crimes Committed: If you count being poor as a crime, I've been committing it all my life

Lovers: All of them died of a mysterious disease

Crimes Prevented: None

Distinguishing Features: Silver streak in hair

Diet: Didn't I just tell you?

This contract when read out by a current member, introduces said applicant into detective agency." Shingari then suddenly asked

"Alright, where am I staying, the dumpster?" Vector started pondering and Kuriba yelled at him, then asked Charmy how many rooms they had spare, after learning there were no spare rooms. Kuriba's left eye turned feral while her other eye reverted back to the usual blue colour, in a half-lustful and half-normal tone, she told Shingari

"Looks, like you'll be sharing...but who with? Vector would floor you and put you in the dumpster, Charmy would drive you insane. And even though your hot, your not my cup of tea...and it seems the old locker has disappeared. How about the floor?"

"According to your plaque, there's somebody called 'Espio' here..."

"Look dear, Espio would not like another man sleeping in his room...you do not want to see him angry, I've only seen it once, but it's a very bad experience..."

"She's just jealous because he'd be living with you and not her..." Vector yelled

"V, how would you like to spend the night in the furnace?" Vector whimpered at the concept of this, Kuriba suddenly turned feral and stated

"Well, if Espio's angry, he's aggressive, I like aggressive people...it's his room for you Motochika!"

"Please don't call me that.."

"It's your name.."

"Not it's not Kuriba, it's Shingari, or whatever..."
"V, he uses the Japanese name order; his name is, by our standards, Motochika Shingari. He's named after the famous general, Motochika Chosokabe."

"Just get in Espio's room." As Shingari walked up the stairs, Kuriba (in her yellow-eyed form) yelled gleefully

"Espio-pie should be back by tomorrow morning. The spare bed's in the cabinet. Be careful when you meet him Motochika-san..."

"Oh great she's started giving him names..." Vector murmured sarcastically

"She gives people names? What does she call me?" Charmy asked, Kuriba sighed and returned to her normal form, she told him

"Vector is V. Motochika is Motochika-san. You are Charmy-garu." She then went feral and continued

"And Espio, is Espio-sama, Espio-kei, Espio-aijin..." She changed to her cute form and continued again

"Espio-pie." She then went back normal again and finally said

"Espio-chijin, Espio-miageru, Hogosha-Espio and Atsuibuke."

2 hours later in Espio's room, Shingari was holding a necklace with a mysterious crest on it, and simply murmured

"Chosokabe..." Before going to sleep

Well, Shingari's in the Chaotix, and you're probably wondering what those various names mean. I'll give you clues on three on them, 'san' means 'Mr', 'Hogosha' means 'Guardian' and 'garu', well it's a demeaning name for a boy. Also should I continue calling Shingari/Motochika, Shingari or Motochika?

Story to be continued in Chapter 4, where Espio find out about Shingari Motochika and very weird things happen.