A/N:This chapter also contains Bowser test. I need to do a disclaimer
Disclaimer:I own nothing to do with Super Smas h bros except for the game thaat you play on the gamecube
Chapter 3: Peach's Weapon, Wario's Greatest test and Bowser's Men Love To Party
When Peach arrived at her room, she went over to her bed at crawled under it. She found a warp pipe under her bed. She then climbed into and she was warped to a place full of lava like one of Bowser's lava pits.
The area she was had her weapon across a wooden bridge over a lava pit.
"Great" said Peach sarcastically.
What the room looks like is there is small platform with Peach's weapon across from the wooden bridge.
Peach then started to cross the bridge as she started to cross fireballs flew over her which made her scream and cause her to brake into a run across the bridge. As she started to run across the bridge wooden planks fell from behind her and to cause more trouble for sharp blade started to swing in front of her.
Peach managed to get the timing right to get through the singing blades. Once she was on the other side she looked at the bridge to find all the wooden planks gone and the rope seemed to have been set alight by the fireballs coming out of the lava.
"Crap, how do I get back across now" stated Peach angrily.
But Peach still decide to look at her legendary weapon which was a pink parasail, the parasail was the same colour of pink as her dress not that it really matter to her seing as she was probably stuck on this small platform until she dies, but she still picked up the parasail.
Peach then opened the parasail hoping for some shade then an idea came to her. She swung the parasail to the side which set a gust of wind across the lava causing the fireballs to fly towards where she entered. This surprised her a bit but she didn't stay surprised long because she was stuck on this island.
She then thought of using the parasail t fly across seeing as can make herself extremely light. So she opened up the parasail and hoping for what she planned she told the parasail to blow the wind upward so she could start to fly across. When she was high enough she changed the direction of the wind to where the warp pipe was.
Peach then flew over the lava pit safely and entered the warp pipe again to emerge back under bed. She then climbed out from under her bed. and headed to front gate where she assumed Mario and Luigi would be aiting for her.
Meanwhile...
Wario was looking around a town for his legendary weapons or someone he could rip off to get their money. He then spotted a garage with a chopper in it that was bare, so went over to the garage and asked the person fixing other machines how much the chopper was.
"Its exact prize is five hundred million gold coins" said the mechanic. "But for you I'll make it 400 million gold coins".
"That's a rip off for a bare chopper, tell you what I'll take it off your hands for zero gold coins" said Wario.
"Sure you can have it for that much when Koopas learn how to drive cars."
Just then a car came driven by a koopa who hit a random Toad.
"So that's a yes then" said Wario.
"Sure just be careful it does weird things to it's driver"
"Like what?" asked Wario
"It will try to jump over cliffs and go into lakes"
'Then his must be my legendary weapon" thought Wario as he got on the chopper and round off.
As Wario drove off the mechanic realised that hadn't paid for the chopper but he then looked down and found Wario's wallet, which opened to see that Wario was the owner of Warioware. The mechanic grinned knowing that Wario had paid for the chopper with his ownership of Warioware.
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As Wario rode his new chopper he started to lose control of the chopper and was driven to a cliff which just happened to be the highest cliff of the Mushroom Kingdom. The chopper then revved up and jumped of the cliff. As the chopper left the cliff Wario regained control of it, Wario then decided to go to full speed to get to the bottom of the cliff safely. As he went down Wario performed several flips and spins.
When Wario landed he revved up the chopper to full speed which went as fast as the speed of sound, which made Wario shout "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
When Wario managed to stop he saw that the chopper was no longer bare but was fitted with his normal yellow chopper's design except from the giant back wheel and small front wheel.
When Wario came to his senses he realised he accidentally left his wallet and the garage he got the chopper from so he went back to the garage to get it back.
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Meanwhile Bowser was heading for his castle and when he got there he found all of his troops partying like crazy even worse was that Bowser's kids were joining in. So Bowser decided to surprise them and not in a good way.
Bowser walked in through the backdoor of his castle and went to the main throne room. He came through the back of the throne room and roared loudly frightening all his troops but his kids weren't startled by but still stop partying.
"Why are you partying and not doing your jobs" shouted Bowser.
One of Bowser's troops then said "It's just that were on our holiday sir"
"You can't all be on Holiday at the same time" responded Bowser.
That's when Bowser caught them off guard.
"Dang, he saw through our excuse" said a random Goomba. This made all off Bowser troops to glare at the Goomba. So he responded by saying "Sorry" nervously.
Before anyone could do anything else Bowser shouted at his men to get back to work or they'll lose all their holiday breaks for ten years.
"Alright, Kamek come here" shouted Bowser.
"Yes, master?" asked Kamek.
"I need you tell me everything you know about the legendary weapons"
"The only thing I know is that there is one called the Metal Claws, it has sharp Knives as the claws"
"Good, do you know to find it?"
"Sir, it's said to be only a myth."
"So, Master and Crazy hand were said to be Myths but I was able to meet them"
"Okay, but we had prove that they existenced. Your son might know where to find it seeing as he's explored this whole castle 10 times"
"Okay, Bowser jr come here please" Bowser shouted.
"What do you need dad" asked Bowser jr.
"Where could I find the Metal Claws in this castle" Bowser asked his son.
"Probably in the basement in the room full of crates" responed Bowser jr.
"Thanks" said Bowser before heading towards the basement.
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Wario finally then came to the garage to get his wallet back. Wario came up to the mechanic from early and asked him where his was.
"I sold it on eBay with everything in it." said the mechanic.
This made Wario really mad seeing as his wallet had the documents that said he was the official owner of Warioware. Wario then preceded to kick the mechanic's butt. When Wario is finished you can see a bloody mechanic in the garage.
"Don't ever try to rip me off!" shouted Wario as exited the garage with his wallet in his front pocket where could account for it.
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Back with Bowser who now in the Basement in the room full of crates. Bowser starts smashing crates trying to find the Metal Claws. He smashed through all of the crates except one, which he got annoyed about because he found nothing. He then smashed the last crate which revealed a hidden warp pipe. Bowser then jumped into the warp pipe. When he came out to the other side he found a room full of water with the Metal Claws at the bottom of the water. Bowser then started to swim down to the weapon but was stopped when he was grabbed by a tentacle. This is when Bowser looked over to find a giant octopus.
Bowser tried to breath fire on the octopus but no fire came out of his mouth so he decided to attack the octopus' tentacle with his claws making it recoil it's tentacle in pain. Bowser then tried to swim to the Metal Claws again but when he got close he hit an invisible force field. Bowser then finally came up for air. He decided he'd have to get rid the octopus to get to the Metal Claws.
Bowser finally dove down and started to attack the octopus' tentacles, Bowser even managed to cut one tentacle off. Bowser continued to attack the octopus' tentacles but he knew just attacking the tentacles wouldn't do so he propelled himself at the octopus' main body. Bowser then went into his shell and performed whirling fortress with the spikes facing the octopus' main body when Bowser hit the main body of the octopus it screamed in pain and blow up ith it's guts splattered all over the room. When the octopus died the water disappeared leaving Bowser gasping for air when it was gone.
Bowser then approached the Metal Claws which were fitted with 3 long knives where his fingers go and a small knife where his thumb goes. The knives were fitted onto black coloured gloves that were designed for Bowser's hands.
Bowser then picked them up and put them on his hands. He faced the ground and started to dig downwards. The Metal Claws were going through a stone floor then stopped when Bowser found a warp pipe and entered it. On the other side of the of the warp pipe Bowser found himself outside Mario's house with Mario, Luigi and Peach waiting for him and Wario to arrive.
Bowser then went and sat next to the group.
"So when are we leaving" asked Bowser
"When Wario gets here" responded Mario.
Just then Wario appeared over the horizon riding his new chopper which he calls the speed chopper.
"Lets-a go" said Mario when Wario pulled up.
"Hey Wario didn't you find your weapon?" said Bowser.
"I did find my weapon its chopper you can see" responded Wario.
After Bowser and Wario stop talking they approached the warp pipe they came by and Wario went first seeing as he had to ride his chopper to the other side Wario was then followed by Mario, Luigi and Peach with Bowser being the last person to go through making the warp pipe disappear into the ground of Mario's house.
The next world will be Hyrule and I will reveal more on the Lgendary weapons in a furture chapter