Once again, I don't own Naruto. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. This story is completely fan-made and is in no way associated with Masashi Kishimoto.

(Authors Notes: Ok, this has got to be the funniest thing I've ever written. It was SO fun to write. And Andrea was over at my house cause we had just had a sleepover. So she was like, "Maddie, what are you writting?" and I was like, "Oh. Just a story. You're in this one." and she was like, "Well, can I read it?" and I nodded and handed it to her. And she burst out laughing! And she was like, "I love how you write exactly what I would do and say! This is BOMB!" Bomb. That's her word. And I was so excited. And so I said, "So, you like your little rant?" and she was like, " I LOVE my little rant!" haha! Yeah, I know this is kinda short, but whatever. Enjoy it anyway!! PS. I actually have a title for this chapter! YAY ME! !)

Chapter 3: Dissing

So, we all got back from the mall with no problems. "Tobi's bored!" Tobi whined, leaning against a wall. "Tobi, sit down and be a good boy. " I said.

"No, Hidan! Don't!" Andrea shouted, rushing over to Hidan. He was in the process of cutting his arm. "I have to pray." Hidan said. "You don't pray by cutting yourself! You're not fucking emo!" She said, trying to take the knife from him. "Fine, bitch. You can have it." Hidan said, letting go of the knife. "Oh, no you DI-IN'T!" Andrea said. "Oh, snap." I mumbled, putting a hand over my face.

"WATCH IT, MOTHERFUCKER!! I'LL KICK YOUR SKINNY WHITE ASS!" Andrea shouted at him.

"I'M NOT WHITE! I'M FUCKING JAPANESE!" Hidan shouted.

"WHATEVER! I'LL KICK YOUR SKINNY YELLOW ASS! FUCK!" Andrea screamed back at him, just about ready to punch him out.

"Andrea, just calm down. It's ok." I said, putting a hand on her shoulder. "I'm ok. But that guy better not mess with me." Andrea said, taking a deep breath. Hidan just gaped at her, not believing a 15-year-old just told him off. "What's your name?" Kakuzu asked Andrea. "Andrea." She replied. "That was pretty awesome. You know, what you just did." Kakuzu said, a little smirk on his face. "Oh. Thanks." Andrea said, a little surprised by his compliment.

"So, what are we going to do with all these bags?" Sasori asked, looking at the many shopping bags. I looked through a few of them and dug out some clothes. "Here. You can change into these." I said, handing Sasori the clothes. Sasori started taking off his shirt so Andrea said, "No. You don't change here." Deidara snickers a little bit and hides a smirk. Sasori punched him in the shoulder. Deidara glared at Sasori and punched him back.

"Hey! Stop that!" Andrea said. I pulled back Deidara and she pulled back Sasori. "Redhead, go up to Maddie's room and change. Blondie, take these and go to Maddie's sister's room and change." Andrea commanded, giving Deidara some clothes. "My name is Sasori." Sasori said. "Whatever, Sosori." Andrea said, waving him away. Sasori rolled his eyes and went upstairs.

"And I'm not blondie. You wouldn't like it if I called you frizzy, un." Deidara said. "Shut up, Deidara." I said through clenched teeth. Andrea walked up to him and said, "I bet you don't even know my name." "Shows what you know, ANDREA" Deidara said, glaring at her. Andrea moved in so her face was only inches from his. Deidara just glared back at her. Andrea stood on her tiptoes so she was face to face with him. Deidara stood up taller so he was almost a foot taller then her. "Don't be hatin' just cause I'm vertically challenged. Maddie, tell DEIDARA to stop towering over me." Andrea said, putting her hands on her hips.

"Alright, stop it you two. Deidara, come on. I'll show you to my sister's room." I said, taking his hand and pulling him upstairs.