There were S-Rank Criminals in My Kitchen
Chapter 4
I pulled Deidara upstairs to my sister's room, pushed him in then said, "Ok, be quick. And don't touch any of my sister's stuff." Then closed the door and walked back downstairs.
"He looks like a girl anyway!" Andrea said, pacing back and forth in the kitchen.
"Andrea, you were lucky with Hidan, but these guys aren't going to let you walk all over them." I said, coming into the kitchen. Andrea shrugs it off and keeps handing out clothes.
After everyone was changed, Andrea and I brought everyone downstairs to the living room
"Why are these damn pants so low? My ass is hanging out!" Kisame asked, pulling up his pants. "This shirt is too baggy!" Zetsu complained, pulling at his shirt. "Stop complaining. Damn, you guys are acting like Maddie and I are torturing you." Andrea said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Hey. You guys look awesome." Konan said, coming from upstairs. The guys turned to her and gaped. She was wearing dark wash jeans and a low-cut black tee with a blue tank top underneath. "Konan, you're a girl." Itachi stated, looking at her with new eyes. "No duh, idiot." Konan said, crossing her arms. "Yeah. You have curves, un." Deidara said, looking her up and down. Konan blushed and walked over to Andrea and I. "Now doesn't she look awesome?" Andre said, more telling then asking. The guys nodded slowly.
"Ok, now you guys look normal. Yes, Deidara?" I said when he raised his hand slightly. "If something doesn't blow up soon, I'm gonna go crazy, un." He said in a matter-of-fact tone. I sighed, turned on the TV and switched it to Spike. Luckily, they had a "20 biggest explosions!" marathon on. "Cooooooooooool." Deidara mumbled, staring at the TV. I tossed Zetsu a piece of meat that I found in the fridge. He smirked and ripped the flesh apart with his teeth. "I need some paper." Konan said. So, Andrea gave her some.
"Man, taking care of characters is hard work." Andrea mumbled. "Characters? What do you mean by that?" Pein asked. "Ok. All of you are imaginary characters created by Masashi Kishimoto. You're in a TV show called, "Naruto"" I explained. "Naruto? Isn't that the Kyuubi kid?" Kisame asked. "Yep. He's the main character. You guys are the evil villains." Andrea said. "Cool. We're evil." Zetsu said. "I don't believe you. We're gonna need some proof." Pein said. I sighed and said, "Alright. Come with me." I took them to the computer room and found one of the Naruto Shippuuden episodes. Andrea had to drag Deidara by the ear to get him away from the TV.
I picked the episode where Deidara fought Gaara. "Holy shit! That's what happened, un!" Deidara said, watching the computer screen intently. "I think she's telling the truth." Sasori said. Pein moved out of the room and motioned for the rest of the members to come too.
"What do you think they're saying?" Andrea asked, watching the 10 people in a tight circle.
"I don't know. Maybe they're planning on killing us and taking over our world." I said blankly.
"Maddie, you're crazy." Andrea said. Then Pein came up to us and said, "Ok. We believe you for now." "You should! Maddie is working her ass off trying to keep you guys out of trouble!" Andrea said. "It's cool. Don't worry about him." I said. "Tobi wants to play outside!" Tobi whined. "Tobi shut the fuck up." Andrea said. "Finally, un! Someone said it." Deidara said.
"Ok, I guess you could play outside. But there are some rules. 1: You can't talk in third person. 2: You have to stay in my yard. And 3: Don't talk to anyone. They could be fan girls. And if they are, they will know it's you." I said. "Fan…girls?" Itachi asked. I sighed and said, "You guys have a lot to learn."