Sorry if i'm too long doing these but here it is!!!

Chapter 9: Grab life by the balls

I had arrived back in Ohio and made my way to the locker room to find Balls so we could talk strategy and about what are we gonna do to about this mystery tag team partner he had with him, to be honest I was a little worried as to who he got but however will be great because more new opponents, more competition.

I eventually found Balls with his girlfriend Kelly Kelly who were talking bout something but I didn't wanna pry but I came in and both turned to see me. "Hey dude we were just talkin bout you, we need a plan for tonight because I know The Miz well and I'll bet he got someone who we both don't like and I bet he is ticked at you for what you did on Tuesday, man I gotta be honest you really gave him a long overdue ass kicking and plus flirting with his groupies really threw him off his game." he said.

"Yeah well I thought it would and plus I seriously hate his attitude towards people and the way he has been acting towards you two, I mean you think he's happy with two round his arms but he's like a little kid who won't share his toys with other kids, because fact is he can't accept the fact that he isn't the "chick magnet" he thought he was and that you are outdoing him, but now so am I." I said.

"Gotta hand it to you I've never seen him so pissed off since he came to ECW and now tonight we're gonna embarrass him again and whoever his partner is we can take him." he said.

"Yeah we will I guarantee it and I'll tell you what you can have The Miz tonight as a present as a token of our newfound friendship and I'll take his mystery partner." I humorously said.

"Well Mr. Cage I accept your gift and I hope that we beat both their asses tonight and I send a message to The Miz that he messes with my girl he messes with Balls!!!" he said.

"Oh Balls you're so sweet, that you'd do that for me." Kelly said with a smile.

And right in front of me they started kissing, which really got me to wonder how did he nail THAT? I mean Kelly Kelly is one of the most hottest Divas in the WWE and Balls is dating her?? I really need to know how he did it.

"Anyhoo I'll just get myself ready and when you guys are done here I'll see you out there man." I said while they were still at it, and he gave me a thumbs up and I just walked off and headed to the bowels of the building to train as always and my mind drifted off to who did Miz have as his partner? It got me a little worried but I was ready for anything and knowing Balls is my partner tonight and knowing he has my back tonight.

LATER ON

I was headed to the ring when both The Majors came up to me and said, " Xander listen we just found something out about Miz's mystery partner." Brett said.

"Yeah the rumour was that he could be someone you know very well." Brian said.

"Well starters it can't be Noble he's out so it could be a past opponent from before I came here or someone I faced not long ago, look guys I appreciate you looking out for me but if it's the case I'll be careful but if he wants to play this game then I say bring it!!!" I stated and just walked off to the ring.

As I heard Balls being announced I really had a bad feeling about what was about to go down and even though those feelings were right I still wanted to compete tonight. Then I was announced I got a great reception as always came to the ring and greeted my partner and got focused on the task at hand. Miz's entrance hit and of course he was booed as always, and boy did he look pissed at us both but his look turned to an evil smile when his partner was to be announced as….. Music hit we both recognised it as Big Daddy V!!!! who was accompanied by Matt Striker, how in the hell did Miz get this mastodon to help him out? Me and Balls just looked at each other and decided who would go first and of course I stepped up, he looked ginourmous to me when we were face to face but I responded with a punch and began an aggressive assault on the 500 pounder with everything I had but he wasn't going down and I decided I needed to chop him down but his strength began to overpower me as he grabbed me after flying at him with a clothesline and he grabbed me and slammed me hard to the mat and threw me into the turnbuckle and began his vicious chops to my chest and he was beginning to dissect me and he grabbed me and began clubbing my back, abdomen and head but he stopped and tagged Miz in and he loved the fact I was weakened so he could give me a beating, he began slapping me hard while I was down and started to stretch both of my arms into the surfboard and then worked on my legs by stomping on them and putting me into the boston crab. The pain was excruciating, after what Big Daddy V did to me really weakened me and I had to get out of this so I managed to make it to the ropes which made Miz break the hold but he attemted to lock me in again but I managed to get to my feet and with one foot in his hand I hit him with a enziguiri which sent him to the ground and I crawled to my partner for the tag and got it. Balls came in but Miz got Big Daddy V back in the match and Balls began to trade blow for blow with him and he went for his signature punches and the crowd followed with BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BBBBBBAAAAALLLLLSSSS!!!! And one huge punch managed to leave him a little off balance but as he attempted to lift the 500 pounder he couldn't and was grabbed into the crushing ghetto drop and as Striker distracted the referee Miz went after Balls and started double teaming him, until I came in and me and Miz began brawling on the outside and the ref told us to break it up. But back in the ring Balls was getting manhandled by Big Daddy V as he began chopping him numerously and was lining up for the finish and that is until Miz tagged himself in and the big man wasn't pleased with that but just left and Miz went on the attack and he isolated Balls from getting the tag with ground strikes and submission moves, he had him in the crab but switched to a headlock trying to wear Balls down but the crowd and me got behind him and cheered him to get to his corner and tag me in and he managed to rise himself up and get Miz off of him with elbows to the gut and he eventually did and ran to the corner and tagged me in and I ran in with clotheslines and shot him into the ropes and elevated him into a powerslam but I only got 2 and hit my suplex combo and was going for the kill but as I did Striker grabbed my foot and I brought him to the apron and smacked him which made his giant angry and he went right after me but he accidentally got Miz when I ducked with a split leg and a kick to his head sent him forward towards Balls who used the ropes to throw him out and I tagged Balls in and he got Miz on his shoulders and hit the Nutcracker Suite on him and 1-2-3 he got the pin and a victory for us, I was glad balls finally got revenge on The Miz after what he did to him a number of times. We celebrated our win but I saw from a distance that Big Daddy V was not happy and I knew I would be seeing him real soon.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Balls and Kelly left to go on another date ( for the hundredth time) and I went to change and as I left I was fond by The Majors who looked a little shocked.

"Xander dude, we just got told to tell you to go straight to the GM's office right now" Brian said.

"Oh by the way nice work by you two and against Big Daddy V, if it's ok come find us at the entrance of the building cos we're gunna meet the others afterwards for a few drinks." Brett said.

"No problem guys I'll meet you after I've seen to this." I said as I walked off to the GM's office, again.

I saw the door knocked went in and my GM was waiting for me, "Xander once again you've proven why you are a rising superstar in the WWE, and I just had GM Estrada on the phone he told me that Big Daddy V wants you next week on ECW and I know that you will accept?" Vickie said.

"You kiddin me oh hell yeah I want that guy 1-on-1 and I'm gunna make another impact by beating him for his first loss in ECW." I enthusiastically said.

"Great Xander knew you would you just make your way to Wisconsin next week and win for Smackdown!." she said.

I nodded and left I was psyched about this match against Big Daddy V. I got changed went to meet the guys and we went to the local bar and met up with everyone and we saw them at the table the Majors were talking with Chuck and Jimmy and I was talking with Ashley, "I can't believe Miz got that monster to be his partner but I'm glad you guys beat him." she said looking relieved.

"Well me and the monster aren't over yet, I'm off back to ECW this Tuesday to face him 1-on-1, and I'm looking forward to it." I said with confidence, as I took a sip of beer.

"Well listen be careful against him he's decimated all comers and no-one has pinned him since he debut there and I don't wanna see you get hurt." she said.

" Look Ash I'll be fine and anyway I get hurt, I get hurt it's my own fault ok? Now let's just enjoy tonight." I said, and we all just talked that night and little did I know what was around the corner for me.

Well looks like thing are about to get extreme for Xander, Reviews please!!!