Hi to everyone sorry i took so long my internet is acting up, so here it is!!!
Chapter 15: Spending quality time
After that beat down The Miz did on Balls he was ok to appear on SmackDown! This Friday because we were in tag team action against Deuce and Domino to get us ready for our title match at Armageddon, and not only was Exposé's contract but mine as well and we needed to bring our A-game if we're gonna walk out with the titles.
Me and balls were discussing our strategy for the match.
"Ok so we go out there and kick as much ass as possible?" I said.
"That's the plan and we stick to it we will be the next WWE Tag Team Champions at Armageddon, just imagine it, I can't wait." he said.
"I know I could be getting my first taste of gold in this company and so will you, I mean not only that but we get to humiliate our opponents and save the ever so-damsels in distress". I humorously said.
"Yea well we're up next let's just show those clowns why we are the number 1 contenders!!" he said.
We made our way out to the ring together and we were ready to face our opponents and the crowd gave us a positive reception and I love it when I get that reaction. But it got cold when both Deuce and Domino came out and as always accompanied by Cherry and riding their classic 50's style car to the ring, these guys were cocky but we know what they were capable of doing, as they were former tag team champs and they will do whatever it takes to win the match. The bell rang and we started things off with me against Domino, we locked up and I got the upper hand on him by taking him down to the mat with a basic headlock and then I worked on his arms and rose him to his feet but he powered out and started using strikes and then suplexed me into the mat followed by some more offence, he tagged Deuce in and with that hot temper of his he began to pummel me as hard as he could and they began to get cocky so I used that momentum to hit him in the face with a kick from the ground and went over to my partner and tagged him in he went at him with thunderous clotheslines and began to nail him with his trademark shots, BALLS,BALLS,BALLS, GGGGOOOO BBBBAAALLLSS!!!! Deuce went crashing to the ground and I was tagged in and I saw the opportunity to nail the Rage in the Cage but I caught from the corner of my eye the Tag Team Champions were making their way down the ramp and they looked like they were waiting for something as I turned around Deuce nailed me right in the face with a flying kick and Balls was distracted by the champs and he went to scare them off they ran but Deuce and Domino nailed me with the Crack in the mouth and 1-2-3 I got my first loss ever in the WWE and I was seriously pissed off about this, Balls just came running back but he knew he was too late and I knew he got distracted by the champs and they were laughing their heads off and I knew this was not over yet between us.
AFTER THE MATCH
"I'm really sorry for letting those two distract me, I mean I'm the reason we lost the match and the reason you got your first loss in the WWE." he said.
"Dude it wasn't your fault ok, those two just wanna get into our heads and try and get the advantage over on us before Armageddon and believe me I was shocked at first but hey you win some you lose some." I said in humour.
"Yeah I guess so no need to get all riled up bout a loss, anyway you wanna spend quality time for some drinks?" he asked.
"Yeah I could do with some quality drinking time and I just want to forget what happened tonight." I said.
We set of to a local bar and ordered a couple of rounds we were just talking and having a few good laughs like friends do. That is until THEY sowed up and of course they just had to come over to us to brag about what they did tonight.
"Well if it ain't the losers, I mean you guys absolutely sucked and you got beat by some 50's greasers and yet you guys are our number 1 contenders, pppuuulleeeeseee." Miz mocked.
"Yes I conquer that, you two truly believe you can beat The Sultans of Sexy, The Dream Team that is The Guru of Greatness, The Shaman Of Sexy, John Morrison and Miz." Morrison stated.
"Wait hold on…who died and made you team captain? The Miz is the real team captain in this team." Miz said annoyed.
They looked really pissed at each other and I think I needed to take advantage of this so I did.
"Hey guys come on we can be gentlemen about this, I mean how about we challenge you two to a good-old fashioned drinking contest, first team to pass out loses, are you in or out?" I challenged.
They looked at each other and said "We accept" and they took a seat across from us and we asked for beer, tequila, vodka, whisky, bourbon and I wanted the strong stuff so I asked for some absinthe. 3-2-1 ,The contest began we had 5 glasses of beer ready and we began drinking from the first one and from there we all managed to stay in the game intact with all five beers down the hatch. We all were still sober from that, until we began downing shots of vodka and whiskey, believe me the last thing on my mind was "What in the hell am I thinking?" but as the contest went on we all got a little drunk and well we began talking like buddies.
"Ah man you know you guys are such jackasses, b..bu…but why act like you guys do?" I asked.
"Www..ee we act like dat cos..erm..cos we have to look cool, yeah I mean well cos..cos, Morrison interrupted.
"We're better looking than others, and cos I won a world title and this makes up for me loshing isht and I think this guy is an ass." he began slurring.
"Wah!!? I can't help it I like bullying peopls cos I was humiliated in school by seniors, they once tied me to the flag thingy and..and hung me by my underwear, I had h..emm.rroideds for a week!!!!" Miz said in a drunken state.
"Wow that's evil, I mmean I got in trouble once for sneaking into , the..gi..girls locker room and they called me Peeping Jonny for a year." Morrison said also in a drunken state.
We all began to laugh hysterically and we took more shots and we eventually came down to the final one, the absinthe we all took one shot each and it came down to it. Morrison collapsed head down on the table first and Miz followed. We had won the challenge but we were given buckets and began puking but hey we won and after that we left the entire tab on the champs and left them to buy every person in the bar a round on them. We were gonna go back to the hotel but as we got in the rental car we decided to sleep in it for the night.
NEXT MORNING
We woke up with throbbing headaches and we did not have a clue what we did last night but luckily we did have the night on film, cos I did bring my camcorder and I looked on it and I found what went down last night and believe me I had a plan.
"Dude I have a plan, and it will be a Raw moment next week, cos I think for the 15th anniversary of Raw we need to show everyone this." I said.
I held it up and showed Balls what happened last night and it put a smile on his face, Raw's 15th anniversary was gonna be a night for us alright.
I hope this was good enough and my next one is gonna be a shocker, reviews please!!!!