FINALLY! -dies cuz she finally got around to finishing this chapter-

Um…Sorry for the long wait, guys. -nervous giggle- School started the August 7th (long time ago, I know.) and I've been super busy. Also, I just got really lazy and didn't feel like writing anything. My fault, I know. –shrugs-

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Here's your Akatsuki cupcakes! -hands cupcakes to all the reviewers- And for those of you who /haven't/ reviewed, what the hell are you waiting for?

Itachi: ;o; My cupcakes…
LGF: And /this/ is an S-Class criminal…-sigh-

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Let's get started.

RECAP: So, the boys arrived at the Akatsuki Headquarters to locate our Uchiha Clan killer/Sasuke's big bro, Uchiha Itachi. After some complaining, dumb signs, and some of Sasuke's 'Bad experience at Taco Bell' story, the boys finally find him. A cookie or two and some freaking out later, the boys are no closer to having a man-whore than when Sasuke first proposed the idea. They're on their way home to Konoha and Kisame and Itachi have bought cupcakes to replace their stolen cookies.

Itachi and Kisame: Which you've given away! -pout-

LGF: -scoff- Ohh, cry me the River country.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sasori and Deidara would teach an art class and someone would knock Hidan out and make him look like a girl. (XD Another inside joke….)

Man-Whore No's

Hyuuga Neji

Sarutobi Asuma

Sabaku no Gaara

Uchiha Itachi

Deidara

Akasuna no Sasori

/Konoha, Ichiraku Ramen Bar/

"I feel like a damn woman," Sasuke complained, sipping his green tea and glancing over to Naruto. "Whenever we have a problem, we always go straight to Ichiraku's! Why do we always come here?"

"Because they have ramen. And ramen is the answer to all problems! Duh, dumbass," Naruto scolded, going back to slurping his ramen.

Sasuke pouted. "Don't call me a dumbass, jackass."

"And don't call me a jackass, dumbass."

Silence.

"What now?" Sasuke asked, finishing off his tea.

Naruto simply shrugged, slurping some more ramen. Once he finished his 8th bowl, he set his chopsticks down. "When are we gonna go find that Genma guy?" he asked, gulping some milk and glancing to the Uchiha-clan survivor.

Sasuke thought for a second. "I guess as soon as you're done with stuffing your face with ramen. Are you done stuffing your face with ramen or do you want to add another 5 pounds?"

Naruto narrowed his eyes at his teammate. "Ha, ha. Funny."

"I try," Sasuke shrugged, standing up. "Well? Pay already and let's get going."

"Umm…Sasuke? Can I ask you for a favor?" Naruto laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head and smiling stupidly.

"You don't have any money again, do you?" Sasuke asked matter-of-factly, glancing boredly at his baka teammate.

"I'll pay you back?"

"You always say that!" Despite being ticked off, Sasuke placed the money on the counter and began walking away.

Naruto waved at the owner and ran to catch up to Sasuke. "I swear I'll pay you back this time, teme. Thanks," he said, patting the raven-head on the back.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Look, let's just go find Genma." The two boys left and went to the first place they thought the Jounin would be: the Ninja Academy.

/Ninja Academy/

Shiranui Genma and Namiashi Raido were sitting in the Ninja Academy's teacher lounge, eating lunch. It was 12:30, they had been working for three hours, and were already having a bad day.

"How the hell does that Iruka put up with all these damn kids!" Raido exclaimed, dropping his head to meet the table.

Genma removed his senbon. "Because he's younger and has more patience than us?"

"Oh. That makes sense," Raido mumbled, lifting his head up again and propping it on the palm of his hand. "Then why are we here?"

"Hokage forces us to?"

"Oh, yeah."

"Aren't we just an elephant this afternoon," Genma sighed, replacing the senbon.

"What?"

"You know the old saying, don't you? You know, the one about elephant never forgetting anything?"

"Hmm…Oh, yeah! I remember it."

"Now he's an elephant." Genma turned his attention to some birds flying outside the window in the teacher's lounge. "Someone's coming."

"How do you know?"

"I can feel their chakra. It's fairly powerful, but no one to worry about."

"What level does it feel like?"

"Dunno. Chuunin, maybe tough genin. Like I said, nothing to worry about."

"Then why bring it up?" Raido was beginning to become confused by Genma's random topics…

Genma shrugged. "Thought you'd like to know."

Raido sighed in annoyance then went back to his lunch.

/Outside the Academy/

"Are you sure he's here?" Naruto asked, poking Sasuke in the arm.

"Nope. But, he's a teacher, so looking for him at the academy is a perfect place to start, right?" Sasuke answered, knocking his blond companion's hand away effortlessly.

"I don't think so."

"Well, no one asked you to think. Now, come on." Sasuke began to walk to the academy's entrance, leaving a mad Naruto.

'I'll get you, Sasuke. Just you wait…' Naruto vowed mentally, catching up to his raven-haired companion/current hit mark. The two walked into the academy, heading straight for the teachers' lounge. As Sasuke put it: Where else would you find a lazy sensei?

/Ninja Academy, Teacher's Lounge/

"Do we have to go back?" Raido whined, banging his head against the table again.

"Yes. We have to," Genma sighed, glancing over to Raido. "Now stop acting like one of the kids and come on, man. We're senseis, so let's act like it, huh?"

"But I don't WANNA!" Raido cried, throwing a tantrum with his hands.

Genma groaned in frustration. "Raido, please!"

The tantrum ceased and Raido busted into hysterical laughter.

Genma looked less than amused. "I'll meet you after school," he stated, striding over to the door.

"Genma! I'm sorry! Wait up!" Raido apologized between his chuckles, hurrying over to his long-time friend.

All of a sudden, the door to the teacher's lounge flung open, knocking Genma back into Raido and sending both men to the floor in an awkward position.

Naruto and Sasuke stood in the entrance looking around the room to locate their man-whore target of the minute. Finally looking down, both boys' eye widened and they clung to each other. "AHHHHH! WE'RE SORRY!"

Genma was lying atop Raido, his legs on either side of his older friend's. Both men groaned (from being hit by a door, Yaoi-fangirls), then realized that the younger ninja were screaming apologies. Wondering why, they looked at their position. Both men shrieked, and Genma jumped off of Raido ripping out the senbon that he almost choked on while Raido was covering his eyes. "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" they shouted together, traumatized by what the gutter-minded boys thought was going on.

"Really? 'Cause it definitely looked like something!" Sasuke shouted, still clinging to Naruto.

"Make the bad things go away Sasuke!" Naruto sobbed, clinging onto Sasuke tighter.

Sasuke patted Naruto's back. "It's okay, dobe. The bad images will go away soon."

"Okay." Naruto sniffled then let go of his teammate.

Genma and Raido were still disturbed. Still, Genma just wanted them to leave so he could, too. "What do you brats want, anyway?"

"We really don't want anything, but we know exactly what you want from your friend over there!" Sasuke proclaimed, glaring at the older ninja. Raido and Naruto yelled out their disapproval of the thought.

"Shut-up!" Genma shouted, covering his face, the senbon sticking out thorough his hands. "What do you want from me!"

"Nothing in the sick way you're thinking, that's for sure!" Sasuke retaliated, pointing accusingly at Genma.

"STOP IT!" Naruto and Raido commanded, now clinging to each other and crying from all the wrong thoughts being put into their heads.

"You have until three before I'm leaving, munchkin!" Genma stated, standing up and locking eyes with the little Uchiha.

Sasuke pouted. "Don't call me munchkin, old man."

"One." Genma started.

"Okay, okay. Naruto and I came here to ask you something," Sasuke finally said, looking to Naruto, who was still clinging to Raido.

"Like what?"

"We wanted to know if you'd like to be a member of the first ever male prostitution ring of Konoha."

Genma was floored. "What?"

Sasuke cleared his throat. "Well, we were trying to help Kakashi figure out a way to get some money a couple months ago. I thought it'd be a great idea to be pimps, right? So, last month, Naruto and I went around the village asking different women if they'd be our prostitutes."

"Oh, that was you two?" Raido interrupted, less disturbed.

"Yep, sure was," Naruto beamed, also less disturbed.

"Anyway," Sasuke continued, "all the women kept trying to kick our asses, so this time I decided that asking men would be easier. So? Will you do it, Genma-san?" Naruto ran over to Sasuke to join in the 'cute-little-kid face'.

Genma twitched then violently shook his head. "No! Nu-uh! Never! That's insane! I can't believe this! Ew! No!"

Sasuke and Naruto frowned. They turned their attention to Raido. "Raido-san?"

Raido blinked. "NO."

The boys sighed in disappointment, then turned to the door.

"Well, thanks anyway," Naruto uttered.

"Yeah, thanks for nothing," Sasuke added harshly.

Both boys lifted their hands up to about the top of their heads. "See ya," they said simultaneously, leaving to find their next man-whore askee.

Genma and Raido exchanged glances.

"I…think I'm gonna call it a day," Genma announced, his head reeling from all the events that had just occurred in a matter of five minutes.

"Yeah. Me, too," Raido agreed, standing up slowly. "I'll see ya later, Genma."

"Yeah. Right back at ya."

There was a slightly loud 'pop' noise, indicating that the two jounin had just poofed out. Shiranui Genma and Namiashi Raido had never been more anxious to go home in all their lives. They were going to have one hell of a time explaining this one to the Hokage tomorrow morning…

Yay! I finally got the fifth chapter out!

Now, bad part: Next chapter is the last one…

But, anyway. Review! Everyone that does gets…a picture of Genma and Raido in their awkward position! -holds it up-

Raido and Genma: -scream then start trying to grab pic- !

LGF: -puts it down- No. Now stop being two, or I'll do something drastic. Remember, I'm an authoress and I can control you.

Raido and Genma: -sit quietly in separate corners-

Anyway. Be sure to review. ;)

Updated:10/2