Text Message
by Psychotic Hollywood
Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D. or any of the characters involved with that show.
An annoying, obnoxious beeping pattern sounded, shocking James Wilson out of his book-world. He picked up his cell phone and realized that he had gotten a text message. Who the hell would be texting him?
Wilson opened his message and groaned. It was that miserable cripple of a friend of his, House.
House and Wilson had just bought texting packages for their phones. Wilson had been wary, but he had eventually given in the temptation.
"Wilsoooooooon... I'm booooooooooored..." it read. The oncologist rolled his eyes and typed out, "Live with it, House," before sending it.
No message was returned until almost fifteen minutes later. This one said, "I have to piss."
Wilson chose to ignore this text, hoping to discourage his friend from annoying him.
One came but two minutes later. "I am going to go piss."
This one the oncologist ignored as well.
And another one after fourty-five seconds. "I am pissing."
Ignore...
"I'm flushing the toilet and typing with one hand."
Ignoring...
"I'm leaving the bathroom."
Ignoreignoreignoreignoreignore.
"I am sitting back down."
Ignooooore...
"I'm hungry."
IGNOREIGNOREIGNOREINGORE.
"Wilsooooon... I'm boooooooored...!!"
James Wilson finally snapped. He picked up his cell phone and swiftly texted back. "HOUSE. SHUT. UP."
It was peace and quiet in the hotel room again.
Until three that morning, when the oncologist's phone beeped obnoxiously again.
This time, the message read, "Wilsooooon... I'm huuuuuungryyyyyy..."
Wilson just turned the damn phone off.
He would have to block texting on his phone the next morning.
A/N: This was also inspired by an experience between Hollywood and I. I was really bored and couldn't sleep one night, so I texted her, saying, "Wilsoooooon... I'm boooooored... And I'm half-asleeeeeep... but I can't sleeeeeeeep..." So yes, it was very obnoxious. xD
I also once texted her saying that I had to pee, and that I wasn't sure whether I wanted to get up or not. She was probably a bit annoyed by me. xD
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