AN: Alright it's time to torture Severus now. I had a ton of things planned out for Hermione to do to him but at the last minute cut it down some. Only because I don't want the story to get too out of control like my other one is.
Disclaimer: I do not own anybody you recognize in this story. They all belong to J.K Rowling and I am just playing with them.
"Madame Granger I do not think I heard you correctly. You need me to do what exactly?" Severus asked walking towards the infirmary doors.
"I hope you're not trying to run Professor. I don't believe you need me to repeat myself either. It's not like you to not hear someone." Hermione picked up Severus' papers and put them in a new file. "All you have to do is strip down to your boxers or what ever you wear and put the robe on. It's not that hard, and I find that muggle physicals are better in the end."
Severus glared at her; of course she would say the muggle way was the best.
FLASHBACK
With the help of Draco and Professor Snape Hermione was now sitting in the living room of her parents. This was their first day back since her sixth year, now that the war was over it was safe for them to return home. Hermione was nervous, her parents had no idea what happened to her over the last year.
"Hermione did you know that it only takes me fifth teen steps to get to the restroom from here." Draco walked around amazed. "Or that your whole house can fit in my Grand Hall?"
"Yes Draco I do know, now would you sit your spoiled ass down. Your making me extremely nervous." Hermione's fingers began fighting with each other. Her eyes kept looking at the clock on the wall and the front door. Any minute they can walk through that door. Hermione thought again her eyes landed on the clock.
"Miss Granger would you like a calming draft? I brought a few of them just in case." Severus began digging through his pockets. "If I can just remember which pocket they are in." He reached into another pocket and pulled out three vials of a light blue potion labeled calming.
"Please Professor I think I need it. Let me make tea first, they are nasty with out something with it." Hermione wheeled around the living room and quickly slipped into the kitchen.
Draco finally sat down, a small white remote in his hands. Looking at it deep in thought as he tried to figure out what it was. "Do you think she needs help?"
"If you help her she will never learn to do it herself." Severus replied as he made his way towards the kitchen. Not to help but to supervise, incase he needed to step in.
Hermione spun herself around and looked at her Professor. "How am I supposed to get everything? Mum and dad are so much taller as it is."
"I believe a simple "Accio" might work." Severus smirked; he found it amusing that every time she went home she became such a muggle.
"Who the hell are you and why are you in my house." The stern voice of Jack Granger broke Severus' out of his thoughts.
"I'm Draco Malfoy; I'm one of Hermione's friends from school." Draco stood up and extended his hand. "You must be her father; it's a pleasure to meet you."
Jack glared at the boy. Hermione had told him about the Malfoy boy. "That doesn't explain why you are in my living room."
Draco dropped his hand and looked over at the Professor, his eyes asking for help.
"Miss Granger wanted to welcome you home. Consider us your welcome home party." Severus walked up to Mr. and Mrs. Granger, he extended his hand. "I'm Professor Severus Snape, I teach Potions at Hogwarts."
Jack took the Professor's hand, "Welcome to my house, please sit down. So where is my little Apple Seed?" Jack looked around; it wasn't like Hermione not to come running into the room, jumping into his arms.
"Mrs. Granger you might want to sit down before I go and help her." Severus looked at Jane waiting for her to sit down.
"Whatever it is I can handle it" Jane's arms crossed her chest. "Snape where is my daughter."
Severus glared at the Hermione look alike. "I will go and get her for you. She probably didn't hear you come in." Severus walked into the kitchen and looked down at Hermione, he handed her one of the vials. "Only a little I'm putting some in the tea. Draco could use your help, he's already ready to pee his pants. I'll grab the tea and follow."
Hermione took a deep breath, the potion began to work. "Alright let's do this." Wheeling herself into the living room she cleared her throat. "Mum, dad there was an accident."
END FLASHBACK
"I try not to make it a habit of having to repeat myself Professor. Get behind the curtain, I promise I won't hurt you." Hermione fixed her hair again; no matter what she did it would fall out of her clip by the end of the day. Placing her glasses back on, she looked over at the Professor. "I don't have all day; Professor Dumbledore needs to know tonight if he needs to hire Harry on as your replacement."
Severus took a deep breath he walked towards the examination room. Picking up the robe he rolled his eyes. "Could this robe get any smaller Miss Granger? I am well over six feet tall, and the robe you want me to wear will barely cover me."
"Do what you want, I don't care. And even if I said no you would do it anyway so why ask." Hermione shook her head as she placed gloves and anything else she needed into her pockets.
Severus smirked as he flicked his wand. He was happy; he knew he could still grate on her nerves and that she just fought back with him. Albus and Minerva would just try to get him to leave, or offer him sweets until he got pissed and left. Pulling the curtain closed he began to undress.
Hermione waited a few minutes before she carefully opened the curtains, her eyes clamped shut. "Are you descent Professor?"
"Just get this over with. I feel out of place and uncomfortable as it is. Hurry this up." Severus sat on the small bed with his arms across his chest. His pale legs looked like they were falling out of the bottom of the robe.
Hermione looked down at his feet, taking a deep breath she glared at him. "When I asked you to undress I meant your boots too. I have to look at your feet. Plus it's easier for me to weigh and measure you with them off."
"If you want them off so badly you can get down there and take them off. I do not wish to be measured and weighed like I am a Christmas duck." Severus looked down at the Doctor. "And yes I'm being serious."
Hermione glared back at him before a prefect smile appeared on her face. "Harry was right you are an ass." Shaking her head she bent down and began untying his shoes. "Why must you make things so much more difficult then they need to be?"
"I wouldn't be Professor Snape asshole to the Gods if I didn't now would I?" Severus' eyes closed as his toes curled up at Hermione's touch.
"So the big scary Professor Severus Snape is ticklish on his big feet." Hermione pulled his socks off. Grabbing her clipboard from the bed she began to poke his feet. "Do you suffer from backaches and headaches often?"
"What does that have to do with my feet Miss Granger?" Severus' eyebrows knitted together. He was quite confused how she knew that by just looking at his feet.
"That didn't answer my question." Hermione measured his foot and began to bend it in different directions.
"Yet you didn't answer mine either. Yes, ever since I have been teaching, actually ever since I came to Hogwarts I have been getting headaches. My back only hurts if I have to supervise more detentions then I give out, so I normally sit through them. Now how did you know that?" Severus' feet were getting cold.
"Because I'm a Gryffindor know it all remember." Standing up she walked towards her office. "Your not done yet do not move."
Severus waited for her return. He wasn't sure he really wanted to since he had no idea what the crazy witch was going to do next.