Yep, another chapter. I know last time I said this chapter would be about Neji wearing spandex, but this story kept poping up in my head, so I'm writing it down.

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Pairings- None really.

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"I think this is the right house." Guy-in-buisness-suit number 1.

"Then knock." Guy-in-buisness-suit number 2.

Knock.

Lee opened the door.

"Hello. Are you Boulder Lee?"

"No, I'm Rock Lee. A boulder is a large rock, greater than 256 MM (10 in) in diameter. A rock is a smaller version of a bo-"

"Ya, whatever. Anyway Rock Lee, youhave just won a tank."

"How?"

Cricket. Cricket.

"I don't know. All that matters is now you have a tank."

"YOSH!"

GIBSN1 rubbed his ear. "That was my ear..."

"Sorry. Would you have prefered if I screamed in your foot?"

"Wait, what?"

"What?"

"What did you say?"

"Would you have prefered if I screamed in your foot?"

"How do you scream in my foot?"

Cricket. Cricket.

"Here go the keys to your new tank."

"Thanks!" The two buisness people ran away, thinking This guy must have been dropped on his head as a baby. Who knows the diffrence between a rock and a boulder?

Meanwhile, Lee was trying out his new tank.

"I wonder how this thing works?" Lee mutterred to himself. Only one way to find out...

Lee pressed the biggest, redest button he saw.

Boom!

The vaperiser gun shot, and hit a tree. Theburst into ashes with a small POOF.

"Guess that's not it." He muttered, then pressed the secondest biggest, redest button. The tank immediatly rocketed foward at 500 miles an hour.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lee screamed, enjoying the ride. Within three minutes he was inside the main part of Konaha.

Sakura and Ino were having a civilized confersation bi the Icharaku Ramen Stand.

"Ino-pig, Sasuke is mine!"

"No he's not forehead girl! He obviosly loves me! He's my boyfriend!

"Idiot, no he's not!"

"Yes, he is!"

"No, he's not!"

-Insert sounds of vaperising gun that just burned of Sakura's hair here-

"Oh my... HA! Sasuke will never love you now that you have no hair!"

-Insert sounds of vaperising gun that just burned of Ino's hair here-

"Well, now you have no hair either Ino-pig!" Then, the two have a cat fight.

Meanwhile, Lee is shooting everyone while trying to find the brakes on the damn thing.

"Yosh! Where are the brakes?" Lee screached from inside.

Outside- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! There is some freak in a tank shooting us all! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MY leg! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Inside- "I wonder what this will do?" Lee wondered, pressing the big button...

Outside- A bomb dropped. 1/2 of Konaha was destroyed, but the tank lived...

Inside- "There we go!" Lee said, pressing this big, red, shiny button.

BOING.

It was the eject button. Lee flew over what was left of Konaha, over the forest, and into his training grounds.

"Lee! My youthful student! You have finally arrived!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sen-"

Neji came and smashed in Lee's head with a baseball bat. Then Tenten said "Did you hear? There was some homicidal maniac in town with a tank!"

Yep. That's my screwed-up chapter.

Also, I NEED IDEAS! When you review, please give me ideas! Thanks, I'll give you credit in the chapter!

Next chapter- Neji puts on the suit