Yep, it's time for another screwed-up chapter. I will write about Neji in Spandex later. I've got writer's block. Sorry!
Yep, Sasuke is supposed to be Sudawudo in Gold ans Silver version of Pokemon.
Pairings- None.
Disclaimer- I'm tired of writing this every frickin' chapter! I don't own Naruto or Pokemon!
Lee was up late in his room, playing Pokemon Silver version. And so begins our fucked up tale.
The next morning, Lee was walking to training when saw Sasuke dressed up as a tree spying on Itachi. This is when he remembered the part in his game when he had to squirt the tree with the spray bottle. Sooo, he squirted Sasuke with the spray bottle he got out of thin air.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Susuke screamed at Lee.
"Oh my gosh, it's wild. I must catch it! Neji, I choose you!" Lee pulled out one of those pokeballs you get a Burger King. He threw it at the ground, and Neji came out.
"What the fuck!" Neji screamed after looking around.
"Neji, use flame thrower!"
"I don't know flame thrower!"
"Wrong answer!" Lee screamed, pushing a big, red button. (AN- I love big, red buttons!")
BRSHHHHHHH!
It was one of those buttons that shock people.
"Now, use flame thrower!"
"I don't know flame thrower!"
Sasuke looked between the 2 of them, then used his giant fireball thingy.
"Look, he knows flame thrower!" Lee screamed.
"I don't care!"
"Wrong answer!" Lee said, pressing the big, red button, again.
BRSHHHHHHH!
Neji was shocked again.
"Now Neji, evade the flame thrower, and use quick attack!" Lee screamed.
"Why should I?"
BRSHHHHHH!
"O.K., stop doing that!"
Neji ran to the side, so the fireball missed, then punched Sasuke in the face.
"Good job, now come back!" Lee screamed, then, don't hurt me, pulled out tons of pokeballs, and threw them screamin "Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all!"
Every shinobi in Konaha started popping out of the balls, looking around screaming "What the fuck!"
Exept for Gai of course.
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gotta catch em all!" Lee screamed, throwing a pokeball at Gai, hit him in the head, and gave him a concusion.
Soon, Lee ran out of Pokeballs!
"Oh no, how will I catch them all without Pokeballs?"
So, Lee ran to Burger King.
"I want 3 kids meals!"
"Would you like fries with that?"
"Um.. sure."
"What drink?"
"Coke."
"That will be $4.50."
"O.k." Lee handed the nice lady $4.50.
-Back with Sasuke and all the other "Pokemon"-
"OK, I'm back!" Lee screamed.
They all looked at him, then screamed "Attack!"
"Oh no!" Lee screamed, while running away from the mad "Pokemon" "I know I should have beat Bugsy, the second gym leader! He has the badge for up the leval 30!"
That night, Lee was up late in the hospital playing Pokemon.And so ends of our fucked up tale.
Wow, it was a lot better in my head. I couldn't out in everything I wanted, or else it would be 50 pages long.
Next time- Whatever fucked up story I come up with.
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