Hi! Sorry it took so long to update! I'm at camp, and I'm using the Internet from my friend's cell…

Anywho, this isn't exactly a thing they did, more like just something random I've wanted to do for a while now…

Pairings: Slight Nejiten… the best pairing ever! Also, little Leesak… or more like an odssesed Lee xD

Disclaimer: I like pie. If I owned Naruto, I'd buy all the pie in the world, and Canada with the change.

Announcer: Hello everyone! I'm your host, Bob! Thank you for watching…

Audience: Get Inside a Naruto Characters Room! Wahoooo!

Bob: The only show on prime time that takes you inside your favorite characters rooms! Today's victims… Team Gai! First up, Rock Lee!

XxxxIn Lee's Room xxxx

Bob: And we're back! We are now currently in Lee's room. Lets look around, shall we?

The room was green (big surprise) and covered with all sorts of photos… of squirrels, the team, Sakura, and Gaara with big X's over them. (Their friendship from chapter 3 had ended when Gaara tried to kill Lee…)

Bob: Wow… Great room. Nothin exiting here. Let's check out his closet, shall we?

Bob walked over to the closet, opened it…

Bob:Holy shit. Holy shit's shit.

Lee closet was more of an altar to Sakura. There were pictures of her, strands of her hair, and even a piece of her used bubble gum.

Bob: Obsessed, now are we?

Bob turned around.

Bob: Now, onto Tenten's room!

XxxxxIn Tenten's room xxxx

Bob: Welcome to Tenten's room and… woah.

Her room was… we couldn't tell, the place was chalk full of weapons and scrolls. It was the whole room! Weapons, scrolls, more weapons, a picture of Neji with hearts on it, more scrolls…

Bob: Wait! What's this?

Bob picked up the picture of Neji.

Bob: Awww… I wonder if she sleeps with this? Let's see if she has an altar in her closet?

Bob walked over to her closet, opened it, and out pored many, many weapons and scrolls.

Bob: Guess not. One obsessed, lovesick idiot is all this team needs. Of course, we haven't seen Neji's room yet…

XxxxxIn Neji's roomxxxx

Bob: Man, this is worse then Lee's room!

Neji's room was black, with notin special. There were some rolls of bandages on the floor, a picture of Tenten, and a picture of Sasuke, Hinata, Lee, and Gai with darts through it, but that was about it.

Bob: This place is boring.

Bob flipped the light switch, then the walls turned around, exposing burning caldrons, a torture table, several skeletons chained to the wall, and an old man chained next to the skeletons.

Old man: I'm free!

Bob: Fuck. I'm getting out of here.

Old man: Don't leave me!

Bob just turned and ran.

Ya, that's it. I can't write anything that long since I'm paying my friend for this.

By the way, this all happens in the 2 year break between the Sasuke retrieval ark and Naruto 2, so they're around 14-15.

Review! I'm not updating until I get at least 15 more reviews! Becomes chibi… and if you don't I'll never update and be very sad!

Next up: Finally! Neji in spandex! (I got my brother's help… He came up with the idea for the Pokemon story. The rest are mine!)