Disclaimer: Oh shit, I forgot my rant in my other pants...
Okay, so yeah, this story is full of utter stupidity. Anyhoo, YAY!!
THE ULTIMATE CONFUSION OF, DUH DUH DUH!! THIRD PERSON!!
POV of the confusing third person
Rosalie is pissed. Wanna know why? Probably not, But Rosalie is going to tell you anyway. Rosalie doesn't really know why she's pissed so she's gonna be a happy happy dagger. Rosalie is jealous of Rosalie for being a happy happy dagger. Roslie has decided to kill Rosalie. Rosalie is driving Rosalie into the sun. Rosalie screamed OOOWWWWWW!! IT BUUUUUURNS!! Then blew up. Then mean Rosalie started laughing at happy happy dagger Rosalie for blowing up. Then mean Rosalie noticed she was also a vampire and therefore, also must blow up, so she did, and that was the end of rosalie, the crazy lunatic vampire with split personalities. Emmett was sad and lonely. Then Boo showed up and was all like "Don't worry Emmett I shall take the place of Rosalie for you!". The Emmett was all like "Yeah! I'm a happy happy dagger! Yeah!"And Boo and Emmett started making out until the sun blew Boo up ('cause she's a vampire and all) and thenn Emmett got all dpressed and emo and shit and was all like "I better go to Italy to pull an Edward". And so he did. Then Jasper was all like " Wait for me Emmett! I'm your bestest friend!" Then since Jasper was going to Italy to pull and Edward (AKA: Ask the Vollturri to kill him) Lace and alice followed him cause Jasper is a sex addict and has two girlfriends that he somehow mysteriously made somehow fall in love with him. He needs therapy...
Wow, that was gay. YET FUNNY!! It's extemly short. YET FUNNY!!
Yeah, I know that I placed myself in for Rosalie (which would never happen) and I know I said I am a vampire (which I am not) But ya know, just let me fantasize.
KOING CHOW!! THE SCARY WEIRD JAPPANESE PERSONS COMMANDS YOU TO REVIEW!! (And no, I am not Jappanese)