Disclaimer: Shit! I forgot to get the dang rant out of my other pants again!! I really hope it didn't go through the washer yet. The ink'll be all smudged...
Okay, yes, this is the chapter where Emmett like bigs butts (random and somewhat disturbing) It shouldn't be that horribly discusting, I promise!! It is funny and he is only singing a song so it will be OK!! If not, you should send me horrible flames, or just flame me cause your bored and can't think of anything else to do, I don't really mind. Just makes sure I know you were bored or I shall find ways to make you sad, cause I am bored.
The name game!
It's written like a play...
Tick Tock Tick Tock. Coo Coo! Coo Coo!
Rosalie: OH NO! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!
Boo: Calm down Rose. It's just the Coo Coo clock alice bought. geezums.
Alice: ROSE ROSE ROSALIE HALE!!
Lace: No Alice, you are Alice, not Rosalie
Rosalie (to Lace): NO I'M ALICE ALICE!! DON'T TELL ROSALIE SHE IS ALICE ALCIE 'CAUSE I'M ALICE!!
Boo & Lace: ??
Jasper (to Boo while swinging on a vine like Tarzan): DON'T WORRY ALICE! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!
Boo: Okay then...
Lace: NO! MY JASPER HAS LEFT ME!
Emmett (to Lace): Whattya talkin' 'bout Esme? I'm right here! Sheesh. LOVE YA HONEY!!
Boo & Lace: What the Hell?!
Rosalie: OH MY BOO! MY BUTT HAS JUST FALLEN OFF!!
Jasper (to Rosalie): What did you want Harold?
Emmett: I like big... BUTTS AND I CANOT NOT LIE! YOUR OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!! WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A
ITTY BITTY WAUST, you... get... SPRUNG!!
Boo & Lace: Damn! The Cullens are crazy!!
Edward: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN! i PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART! GOT LOST IN THE GAME!!
Rosalie (to Boo): Come Superman. WE MUST SAVE THE WROLD!!
Alice: I am Jack and the Beanstalk!!
Emmett: Oh no you Di-int...
Boo (being all vampireish): No!! The love of my life is a chick!
Lace: Existance.
Boo: No!! The love of my Existance is a chick!
Lace: Much better.
Jasper (Picks nose and eats it): Yum!
Lace: WAAAAAAAHHH! JAZZYPER'S ICKY!!
Jasper (to Boo): Yum! Come Lace!!
Boo: What the Hell?! Why can i get Jasper but not Emm-
-Lace tackles Boo and starts bitch-slapping her-
Lace (to Boo): Jasper is mine Bitch!!
Rosalie (out of nowhere): WHAY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!
Emmett: Because i said so. I like big BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!
-Lace stops punching Boo-
Bella: TICKLE ME ELMO!!
Alice: ELLO MATES! MY NAME IS BELLA!
Rosalie (to Alice): NO I'M ALICE BITCH! WHY YALL KEPP STEELIN MY NAME YALL?! DIE BITCH!
Edward: Oopsies, I better run! I made Victoria mad!
Rosalie (chasing after Edwrad): GET BACK HERE VICTORIA! YOU MADE ME PISSED!
Emmett: Come Boo! We must get married!
Boo: Yay! My Emo Emmy Poo has finally realized our destiny is to be together!
Angela (who somehow magically appeared): No! He was talkin' to me bitch1 Get you fag ass away!
-Boo breaks out in tears-
Boo (still crying): Why Emo Emmy Poo! WHY?!
Lace (to Boo): It's okay Henrietta, we'll get through this together...
Ben (to Rosalie): I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME BELLA!!
Rosalie: Oh I do Stuart! I love you SO much!!
-Ben and Rosalie run towards eachother in some random flowery meadow with their arms held out, running to that slow wierd running song that makes me thin of cramping cause nobody could seriously run that long then start making out two hours later after they finally get to eachother-
Boo & lace; WHAT HAS GONE WRONG WITH OUR WORLD!!
-Boo takes lace and heself out of the fanfictin becaus she doesn'e like torturing herslef with Emmett avoiding her and feels bad that Jasper no longer loves Lace-
Rosalie & Alice: ha! That'll teach you to put yourselves in fanfictions just so you acn make out with our boyfriends!!
Jasper & Emmett: WE ARE SORRY! THEY TOTURED US!! WE STILL LOVE YOU!!
-chuckles- I like this one. You'd better review or i shall track you down and make you! I am warning you, I am and excelent stalker! along with Lace! In fact, she is a way better stalker than me (even though I'm pretty good) and will help me if i shall ask so yeah! I win! MUA HA HA HA HA!!