Disclaimer:...
This is the ultimate in short. Yeah, but who cares? I have really long chapters so what does it matter? Who, GANGSTA!! Just warning ya, the rest of my chapters shall be written in play format unless I say other wise. BANANAS!!
Shop BOYZ!!
Their coming to take me away
Ha Ha
Their coming to take me away
Ha Ha He He Ho Ho
TO THE FUNNY FARM!
Where live is beautiful ALL the time!
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BANAPHONE!!
Boop-boop-a-doop-a-doop!
Jasper: YAY FOR BANANAS!!
Emmett: YAY FOR THE FUNNY FARM!!
Jasper: BANANA PHONE!!
Emmett: FUNNY FARM!!
Jasper: BANANAPHONE!!
Emmett: FUNNY FARM!!
Jasper: BANANAPHONE!!
Emmett: FUNNY FARM!!
Bella: SHUTUP!!
Emmett & Jasper: Sorry Bella...