Well, this isn't really a house party, just everyone moving in with our favorite bowl-cut, green spandex sensei. Too bad he's the only one…
Anywho, here it is!
Disclaimer- Bye, bye Miss American Pie, I drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry, and the good old boys drinking whisky and wine singing this'll be the day that I die….this'll be the day that I die…
#9- Gai's House Party!
Lee, Neji, and Tenten were at Gai's house for, I don't know, use your imagination, when Tenten and Neji noticed something. There was a door that had a sign that said Lee's Room. The 2 looked towards Lee.
"Lee, do you live here with Gai-sensei?" Tenten asked.
"Yep." Lee answered happily.
"Okay, now I always knew that you 2 were close, but this-" Neji started, when Lee interrupted with, "No! It's not like that. You see, Gai-sensei pays the rent."
"He does…" Neji and Tenten said in a thoughtful unison.
-3 Hours Later-
"These are your rooms." Gai said, showing Tenten and Neji the 2 rooms on either side of Lee's room.
"Thanks." Neji and Tenten said, each wearing a backpack.
Yep, they're moving in.
-That Night at Dinner-
The 4 sat around an empty table in Gai's, now all of theirs, kitchen.
They simply started at each other.
Silence.
More silence.
Cough.
Silence.
"So… What's for dinner?"
"Depends. What do you guys want?" Gai replied.
Neji and Tenten just blinked. Lee was obviously used to this, so he said, "PIZZA!" (A/N- I'm eating pizza right now, sorry.)
Gai simply got up, walked over to the window, and opened it.
The other 3 followed, out of curiosity.
Gai then inhaled deeply, then sang out the window really loudly, and really badly, opera style, "I WANT A PIZZA! I WANT A PIZZA! I WILL NOT SHUT UP UNTIL I GET A PIZZA!"
Just then, about 50 pizzas flew in through the window. Gai expertly caught them, then walked over to the table and sat down as if nothing unusual had happened.
Lee happily skipped over singing, "YA! Pizza!" Neji and Tenten stared, twitching.
What the heck… was both of their thoughts.
"This pizza doesn't have enough tomato sauce." Lee said, then he walked over to the open window where Neji and Tenten still twitching, ½ an hour later, then sang really loudly, and really badly, even worse then Gai, opera style, "I WANT TOMATO SAUCE! I WANT TOMATO SAUCE! I WILL NOT SHUT UP UNTIL I GET SOME TOMATO SAUCE!"
Then, about 40 cans of tomato sauce came flying in through the window. Lee expertly caught them, then started to go back to the table, when Sasuke came through the window, yelling, "TOMATO! GIVE ME TOMATO!"
"No, my tomato!" Lee screamed back.
Sasuke jumped on top off Lee, and the 2 wrestled over the tomato sauce. Just then, Gai looked up from his, what, 48th slice of pizza, noticed Lee and Sasuke fighting, and he said, "Hi, Sasuke. Want some pizza?"
The 2 stopped. Then Lee threw the tomato sauce to Gai, screaming, "CATCH!"
Gai, of course, caught it, so Sasuke jumped towards him, wanting his precious tomatoes. Gai, upon seeing a foaming at the mouth Sasuke, sprinting towards him, did the only thing a normal person would do, he threw it to Tenten.
When Sasuke charged towards her, his eyed turning red, not Sharingan style, threw it back to Lee.
Lee threw it to Gai.
Gai threw it to Tenten.
Tenten threw it to Lee.
Lee threw it to Gai.
Gai threw it to Tenten.
You get the point.
Anyways, they did this for quit some time, Sasuke acting like a wild man, now on four legs, when Gai missed and Neji caught the tomatoes.
When Sasuke came charging towards him, he threw the tomatoes out the window.
"NOOOoooOOOoooOOO!" Sasuke screamed, jumping out the window after it.
All was silent.
Then, Sasuke kicked down the front door, bags in hand, and said, "I'm moving in."
"THEN WE'RE MOVING IN!" Came 2 voices from behind Sasuke. Guess who? Yep, Sakura and Ino. They then came in through the door, each carrying like, what, 150 bags?
"Ino-pig, Sasuke doesn't want you here!"
"Like he wants you here, billboard-brow!"
"Wahoo! Cat fight!" Neji screamed, pumping his fists in the air.
Everyone turned to him.
"Neji, did you take your medication this morning?" Gai asked.
"…maybe…"
"You know what happens when you don't take your medication!"
Neji simply stared at Gai, then ran around the room screaming, "Wheeshnaw!"
Everyone stared at him twitching, exempt for Gai, who went into the kitchen to get Neji's medicine.
He came back out with a giant, 3-foot needle, saying, "Come here…" Laughing quit evilly. Neji's eyes got small, as he ran away screaming, with Gai charging after him, laughing like a maniac.
Lee, Tenten, Sasuke, Sakura, and Ino sat own with popcorn.
Neji leapt over the back of the couch, Gai followed, Neji ran up the stairs, Gai followed, it was quiet for a few seconds, then Neji came down the stairs, screaming, while Gai followed, still laughing like an evil maniac.
Everyone cheered!
"I bet $50 on Neji." Tenten said to Lee.
"I bet $50 on Gai-sensei." Lee replied.
"Deal." They both said shaking hands.
Then, Neji leapt out of the window, Gai followed. Then, they heard outside the door, which magically repaired itself, "Damn. The door's locked."
"I'll get the key."
Shuffle, shuffle.
The sound of a lock being undone, the door opened, and Neji sprinted in, screaming at the top of his lungs, Gai followed with the big ass needle, everyone continued cheering.
They continued like this for a while, until Neji made the fatal mistake of running into a corner. Gai followed, saying ,"You've got no where to run." He then laughed evilly, Neji whimpered, curled up in a ball, when Gai stuck the big ass needle into Neji's butt.
Neji stopped whimpering, and stood up. Gai stopped laughing like a maniac, and the 2 rejoined the group as though nothing had happened.
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"Who wants to watch Dora the Explorer?" Gai asked.
"ME!" They all screamed.
"DORA THE EXPLORER!" Gaara screamed, running in, followed closely by Temari and Kankuro. The 3 all had bags.
"Yep, and it even has special captions." Gai replied, putting in the DVD.
"We need potato chips." Ino said.
So, Gai walked over to the window, and sang out the window really loudly, and really badly, opera style, "I WANT POTATO CHIPS! I WANT POTATO CHIPS! I WILL NOT SHUT UP UNTIL I GET POTATO CHIPS!"
Then, about 60 bags of potato chips flew in threw the window. Everyone caught a couple of bags.
Then, Choiji charged in threw the door, screaming, "RRRROOOOAAARRR! POTATO CHIPS!" He grabbed a bag, sat down on the couch, and started eating them. Shikamaru followed, carrying both of their bags. He dropped them on the tower of bags by the door, and sat down next to Choiji.
Everyone just blinked, then Gai started to press the play button, when Ino and Sakura both screeched, "ACK! A BUG!"
Then, Shino came in through the window, wearing a Batman uniform and yelled, "Did somebody say bug?" in a real heroic voice.
Not really.
But Shino did show up, followed by Kiba and Hinata, all three carrying bags. Heck, Akamaru also had his dog house strapped to his back. Shino went over, and got the bug. Then the 3 all sat down to watch Dora the Explorer.
-On the Street-
Naruto looked left, then right. "WHERE IS EVERYBODY!"
-Back in Gai's Apartment-
Gai went to press the play button again, when Naruto came charging in, carrying his bags, saying, "Here you all are!"
He dropped his bags on the ever growing pile, and sat down on the floor to watch Dora and all her goodness. (A/N- Did that sound wrong?)
Gai started to press the play button again, when the door opened, once again, and there stood all the senseis! There was Kerinai, Asuma, Iruka, Kakashi, Baki, Ebisu, Tsunde, Shizune, Genma, Anko, Hayate, Hiashi, and Jiaraya. "We're moving in." They all said, then dropped their bags on the pile, which immediately doubled, and sat down to watch Dora.
Gai's living room was now extremely crowded.
To make matters worse, The sound 5, (I think it should be the Sound 6) came with Orichimaru and Kabuto.
"We heard you were having a house party." Orichimaru said.
"No, everyone's just moving in." Gai corrected.
"Well, then…" Orichimaru and the rest pulled out bags and dumped them on the ever growing pile. "
"You also won't mind I invited the Akatsuki."
Then, the entire Akatsuki came in, added their bags, then sat down.
Gai started to press the play button,
WHEN HAKU AND ZABUZA SHOWED UP!
"I thought I killed you!" Kakashi yelled.
"You did, but we came back from the dead for the purpose of this story."
"Oh. Okay. Have some chi-"
"CCCCHHHIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPSSSSS. RRRRROOOOAAAARRRR!"
Now, with everyone there, they finally watched Season 1 of Dora the Explorer.
-The Next Morning-
"MEDICATION TIME!" Gai screamed.
"YA!" Everyone lined up, ready for their medication, except for Neji, who had amazingly disappeared.
"Now, no pushing! I know you all want your medicine, but you have to form a single file line!" Gai screamed.
They all obeyed.
Just as Naruto was getting his medication (Anti-Believe-It pills among other things) a knock on the door came. Gai fought his way through the sea of people. Even Neji came out from his hiding spot, under the couch, to see what was happening.
THERE WAS A HEATH INSPECTOR GUY!
"Hello, I have heard that you have over 40 people living in this one house, am I correct?"
"Damn straight."
"Well, that's over the limit. I'm afraid some of you have to go."
"Not a problem." Gai turned around, picked up Neji, Lee, and Tenten, and threw them out the window.
He turned back to the health guy.
"Still too many."
So Gai jumped out the window.
"Perfect."
Mini-Story Part 2!
"Who wants to play Dance Dance Revolution?" Neji asked, looking to his right at Tenten and his left at Lee.
"Oh, Me!" They said in unison.
The 3 stood in front of the T.V, ready to show of their mad dance skills. (A/N- pretend that 3 people can play DDR at once…kay?)
The music started. It was… The HAMSTER KUNG FU FIGHTING SONG!
The 3 danced liked crazy! None of them had ever seen so many arrows…
THEY DANCED LIKE CRAZY!
All 3's legs had turned to rubber, why did they put it on very hard? WHY?
Then, the 3 got in the zone.
They danced like their feet were on fire!
They actually were in Lee's case, but…
Finally, it was over. The three stood, panting.
The scores were shown.
Player 1- Lee- A
Lee cheered!Player 2- Neji- A
Neji just said "Hn."
Player 3- Tenten- A
Tenten was too tired to do anything.
And the winner is…
DRUMROLL PLEASE!
THIS CHICKEN!
"What?" The three said.
Sorry… the winner is Player… 2!(Neji)
"Noooooo!" Lee screamed, dropping to his knees.
"Lee, it's just a game…" Neji started, when Lee got the weird flames things in his eyed, and he said, "Now I must run 2,000 times around Konaha, ON MY EYELASHES!"
He then jumped out the window.
The other 2 just stared at him.
"Play you again." Tenten said turning to Neji.
"You're on." He answered.
THE END
Yep, that's all for now. Record timing for finish! It only took me 3 hours to write this whole thing! I had so much fun… 12 am, 6 cans of soda, and some doughnuts…
YA!
Now, for the bad news. School is starting in a week, so I'll only be able to update like, once a month. Sorry! But I'm going into High School next year, and –ugh-
REVIEW! THE MORE REVIEWS, THE MORE MOTIVATED I'LL BE TO SKIP STUDYING AND WRITE!
Next up- Neji Gets Fixed!
Preview:
Gai turned to Neji.
"Neji, there comes a point in every man's life when he must be…fixed."
"What does that mean?"
"Basically, your testicles will be ripped of."
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"Don't worry, this will only take a second." Tenten said sweetly.
Neji gulped. "And how exactly are you going to …fix me?"
She smiled and took a step towards him.
"Oh shi-"
RIIIIIIIPPPP!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHIWANTMYSOFTPILLOWNAMEDPOOPOOAHHHHH!"
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"Don't worry, if you're lucky they'll grow back." Gai said.
"Did yours?"
Gai burst in to tears. "NO! WHY DO YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN?" He then ran out of the hospital room, crying.