Disclaimer (s suck): Yes. Yes they do...
A/N: I did not write this chapter, most of it anyways, Lace168 did and she gave me permission to post...
Banana Pants
Rosalie: Hey Bella
Alice: It's Edward moron!
Edward: No, IT'S E-DIZZIE!!
Boo: BOO!
Rosalie; Alice; Edward: OMFC!
Boo: Boo! My name is Boo! Boo! Just for the record.
Rosalie: Oh! Hello Bella!
Boo: BOO!
Rosalie: Holy Crappers! Quit scaring me!
Boo: Get my name right!
Rosalie: Fine Bella. God.
Jasper: OML!
Edward: What's that?
Jasper: Oh My Lace. Duh!
Alice: Why not OMA?
Jasper: Because I don't like you that way.
-Alice runs off to Volturra to pull and Edward-
Lace: Jasper!
Jasper: Lace!
Lace: Jasper!
Jasper: Lace!
Lace: Jasper!
Jasper: La-
Rosalie: SHUT-UP!
Boo: Where's Emmett?
Rosalie: Hands off bitch!
Boo: Bitch!
Rosalie: Bitch!
-Boo and Rosalie get into a bitch slapping fight that could last days so...-
Emmett: My humps! My humps! My lovely lady lumps!
Lace: Ho-ly shit!
Edward: I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!
Jasper: Edward Cullen. Homosexual 17 year old.
Edward: -gasps- OFFENSIVE!
Lace: I've been thinking...
Edward: Bye!
-Edward runs off so he can avoid whatever Lace was about to say-
Lace: LET'S GO HUNT SHAMU!
Jasper: Yeah!
-Jasper and lace run off-
Bella: Hello? Edward? Anybody? I FELL LEFT OUT!!
-Bella gets pummeled by Rosalie and Boo who both hate her-
Rosalie: Bye Bella.
Boo: WOO HOO! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
-In Italy where Alice got distracted by a pretty porsche-
Alice: WEEEE!
-At Sea World-
Jasper: Yummy! Whale!
-Where Edward is now hiding under his bed-
Edward: Must. Hide. From. SCARY PEOPLE!
-Where Bella was searching for Edward-
Bella: OH EDDY-POO! LET'S NOT WAIT!
I wish I wish I had a fish... No! Wait! A whale... Yum! Hey! Why'd Lace make me a lunatic?!
Lace: Maybe 'cause you are one. Duh!
Boo: Oh Yeah!
Boo182 signing out!